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    Ban Prostate Exams!

    Today my fears about my joo' doctor were shown to be absolute truths. I'm dealing with a homer doctor here people. In fact he suggested that I bend over and allow him to fiddle around with my pooper for something called a "Prostate Exam". I told him flat out that Jesus wouldn't really allow there to be anything wrong with my prostate, and even if there was something wrong i'd be more than happy to join our lord in heaven.

    I suggest we as a church immediately ban this foul, medieval activity that really serves no purpose besides completely humiliating good Christian men. And to add insult to injury this sneaky joo actually wanted to charge me 50$! Now if that isn't prostitution ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what is.

    I don't need a doctor to keep me healthy, all I need is prayer. I hope you all agree with me on this.
    Ephesians 5:22-24
    22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.
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    Re: Ban Prostate Exams!

    Homers have no shame.

    I suspect he was a disgusting sodomite trying to have his way with you. I'm glad you told him no, but I'm also surprised he didn't try to rape you. You know how aggressive those homer can be.
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      Re: Ban Prostate Exams!

      Hmm. I hadn't thought of it that way. I've had a prostate exam every week and a half for the last 13 years. My doctor said it was necessary, but now I'm starting to wonder. Shouldn't he have been wearing gloves? And why were all the pictures necessary? Why did he giggle girlishly so much? And what was with the anesthesia? Did I really need to be unconscious for the second half of the exam? Every time? I think he was just billing the government for unnecessary procedures. That's what happens when you have socialized medicine. Abuse of takpayer dollars!

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        Get ready for homo-socialist super doctors! MANDATORY PROSTATE EXAMS EVERY DAY THANKS TO THE OBUMA HUSSEIN REGIME.
        Ephesians 5:22-24
        22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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          Re: Ban Prostate Exams!

          Landover has training to help you here. Listen to the lecture by Pastor Deacon Fred: "Demons In Your Colon?" I bet that so-called doctor was trying to communicate with them demons.

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            Re: Ban Prostate Exams!

            Originally posted by Aristotle View Post
            Landover has training to help you here. Listen to the lecture by Pastor Deacon Fred: "Demons In Your Colon?" I bet that so-called doctor was trying to communicate with them demons.
            Next time I go to the doctors i'm going armed with a KJV1611 bible.
            Ephesians 5:22-24
            22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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              Re: Ban Prostate Exams!

              I have never had a Prostate Exam as of yet. In Canada the government pays for the Homer Doctors to perform the act. I have had to on several occasions to turn my head and cough as the Doctor squeezed my Jewels.

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                Re: Ban Prostate Exams!

                Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
                I have never had a Prostate Exam as of yet. In Canada the government pays for the Homer Doctors to perform the act. I have had to on several occasions to turn my head and cough as the Doctor squeezed my Jewels.
                I pray you canadians will soon choose common-sense conservative politics and stop paying for preventative medicine for diseases only heathens get like cancer, AIDS and others.
                Ephesians 5:22-24
                22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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                  Re: Ban Prostate Exams!

                  Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                  Hmm. I hadn't thought of it that way. I've had a prostate exam every week and a half for the last 13 years. My doctor said it was necessary, but now I'm starting to wonder. Shouldn't he have been wearing gloves? And why were all the pictures necessary? Why did he giggle girlishly so much? And what was with the anesthesia? Did I really need to be unconscious for the second half of the exam? Every time? I think he was just billing the government for unnecessary procedures. That's what happens when you have socialized medicine. Abuse of takpayer dollars!
                  Well, if he had both hands on your shoulders, you have cause for concern.
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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