Small Government, for those Hard to Reach Places!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

I would like to point out that while the Bible clearly forbids any sort of sodomy or unnatural sex, secular liberal values defy God in this regard, replacing this prohibition with absolute permissiveness.

With one exception:

The Uniform Code of Military Justice prohibits soldiers from having sodomy with their spouses, from committing adultery, and from sleeping with the wives of other soldiers. That means no blow jobs, and certainly NO ANAL SEX!

Unfortunately, anti-sodomy laws have been repealed in all fifty states.

If there is one place that the government should be, it is in the anuses of our soldiers and their spouses. That's why I believe in a small government; so it can fit in those hard to reach places.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Small Government, for those Hard to Reach Places!

I think military law is vastly superior to civilian law. In fact, it would be great if we could enforce martial law on the people. Then we wouldn't have to waste taxpayers money by going through impartial peer jury trials. Plus we could throw smart-mouthed employees into the brig for "disobeying orders".

America would be a much better place.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Small Government, for those Hard to Reach Places!

I think it's terrific that they have tricked homosexuals into openly serving in the military so they can lock them up for sodomy. That's just dandy.

[Bob4God]

Re: Small Government, for those Hard to Reach Places!

Officer Don has explained here that Big Government is not the enemy. Big Government is FOR our enemies.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Small Government, for those Hard to Reach Places!

I do not know why we need a government. We have God and the Bible.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Small Government, for those Hard to Reach Places!

Officer Don has explained here that Big Government is not the enemy. Big Government is FOR our enemies.

Yes, when it comes to helping poor people survive, I believe in small government. When it comes to imposing Christianity on non-believers, I believe in big government.

Especially, when it comes to prohibiting anal sex and other forms of sodomy, I am for big government. I say bring out the big guns when it comes to unnatural fornication!

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Small Government, for those Hard to Reach Places!

I think military law is vastly superior to civilian law. In fact, it would be great if we could enforce martial law on the people. Then we wouldn't have to waste taxpayers money by going through impartial peer jury trials. Plus we could throw smart-mouthed employees into the brig for "disobeying orders".

America would be a much better place.

I fully agree, Reverend Jim. That's why my company has moved our factories to Third World military dictatorships. I'm proud to say that we were pioneers in bringing high-skilled jobs to Chinese prisoners, who previously had little to do all day except break rocks. Now, thanks to us, they've learned how to sew garments, make melamine-tainted powdered milk, and even recycle toxic chemicals from industrial waste. Prisoners are not only inexpensive, but also highly-motivated workers - especially when they know that if they fall behind in our production schedule, they'll be spending some quality time experiencing "enhanced interrogation techniques."

Of course, we haven't forgotten that Americans need jobs too. Our privatized prisons in the USA have been a great success. Now that we've got the Tea Party lynch mobs fired up about illegal immigrants, the Mexican lettuce pickers are gone, but our corporate mega-farms are more profitable than ever using 100% American chain gangs to harvest crops. No longer do you have to worry about getting E-coli infections from dirty beaner migrant labor handling your lettuce - our prisoners are clean (waterboarding is not only motivating, but prevents bad breath).


Quality jobs for Americans

Yes, the sooner we get rid of this messy Big Government democracy nonsense, and replace it with martial law, the better.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Small Government, for those Hard to Reach Places!

That means no expletive deleted, and certainly NO ANAL SEX!

Billy Bob, I know it's not my place to question your judgment in this matter, but seeing something as nasty as "the BJ word" typed out on this forum makes me uncomfortable. Why not just say "oral sodomy" or "mouthal abuse" instead?