stupid eviloutionists

[eliot mayfield]

Now they're trying to say we're going to "devolve" when we never even 'evolved" in the first place! God made us!!!!!
Idiot jerks!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,70141-1237453-8,00.html

Wait, is that Hitoshi's mom on the right?

[Student of Landover]

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You know, if I didn't know that it was entirely against the word of God, I would say that it was a good point. It says that humans will split into a beautiful group and an ugly group.
Well, basically that's what has happened with Whites and everybody else. Whites are beautiful, fit and strong. Everybody else are ugly goblins (Hitoshi and his parents an excellent example)
But obviously those stupid evilutionists are taking credit for something that can easily be explained by God creating Whites in His image.

[Brother Temperance]

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You know, if I didn't know that it was entirely against the word of God, I would say that it was a good point. It says that humans will split into a beautiful group and an ugly group.
Well, basically that's what has happened with Whites and everybody else. Whites are beautiful, fit and strong. Everybody else are ugly goblins (Hitoshi and his parents an excellent example)
But obviously those stupid evilutionists are taking credit for something that can easily be explained by God creating Whites in His image.

That's pretty much what I was thinking...

The 'underclass' humans will be dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures.

Will be? My ex-Catlicker Slav servant already exists.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Evolution is a lie but adaptation is real. Aren't you all taller than your parents and grandparents?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Evolution is a lie but adaptation is real. Aren't you all taller than your parents and grandparents?

Sweet Jesus boy, are you retarded? Seriously, are you?

If every generation turned out to be "taller than their parents and grandparents", everyone would be gigantic by now. Think about it; even if each generation was only 1 inch taller than the last one, over the 6,000 years the earth has existed, that would make us 50 ft tall.

Oh wait, maybe you meant we are all taller than YOUR parents and grandparents....Since they are gnarled demon hobbits, that is undoubtedly true.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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6000 years? The earth as a planet is older than that my friend. But you already know this.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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6000 years? The earth as a planet is older than that my friend. But you already know this.

According to the Holy Bible, the earth is approximately 6,000 years old. I know you catlickers reject the Word of God outright, but at least try and do the math.

And by the way, I have no friends among the unsaved trash....

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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According to the Holy Bible, the earth is approximately 6,000 years old. I know you catlickers reject the Word of God outright, but at least try and do the math.

What you are referring to is the history of mankind as recorded in the Bible.

And by the way, I have no friends among the unsaved trash....

Jesus himself ate and drank with tax collectors, prostitutes and other sinners. We are to bring Jesus' love to the world. Many Christians try this but sadly all fail because we are only human. At least you can try.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Somehow, the one on the left calls to mind our own dear Brother Born Again Bob. I can't quite put my finger on why, though.

[Remy Lebeau]

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What you are referring to is the history of mankind as recorded in the Bible.

What he is referring to is the entire chronological history of the universe.

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

After the sixth straight day of creating the Lord created man. A man named Adam impregnated a woman named Eve. They had babies, their baby had babies, their baby's, babies', babies had babies. The lineage goes back roughly 6,000 years to Adam. READ GENESIS, SINNER!!!! Do the math!!!

How can you claim to be a Christian yet not believe in the Bible?

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.


Jesus has no use for pickers and choosers you foul servant of mammon

True Christians™ care not about your false secular gospel for God has revealed that, "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you." - Deuteronomy 4:2

We ignore secular pseudo-scientific nonsense because God has stated that we should, "Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ." - Colossians 2:8

We True Christians™ unlike you pseudo-christians abide by the word of God for He instructed us that, "Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God." - Matthew 4:4

Jesus himself ate and drank with tax collectors, prostitutes and other sinners. We are to bring Jesus' love to the world. Many Christians try this but sadly all fail because we are only human. At least you can try.

Jesus did not BEFRIEND the unsaved trash. We preach the Word to you, but you are not our friend, sinner, nor are you even all that welcome.

God tells us that, "If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds." - 2 John 1:10-11

God makes it quite clear to His Elect™: "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you," - 2 Corinthians 6:14-17

Take your false gospel elsewhere, heathen. Get thee behind me, SATAN!!!

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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I think you need to study the Bible a bit more carefully and include the historical setting, the reasons the epsitles were written and what the idea behind them were, instead of pulling verses out of their context and using them to justify your hatred.

Alternatively have a look at what the pope has to say about this and have a chat to a Catholic priest, it's his job to help you mature as a Christian.

[eliot mayfield]

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Evolution is a lie but adaptation is real. Aren't you all taller than your parents and grandparents?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Bible is full of information on giants. Read Deuteronomy Chapter 2 and three for starters. People used to live to be hundreds of years old too.

[Brother Temperance]

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Putting the question of the Epistles to one side for a second (forgive me, Jesus), did God create Adam on the sixth day or didn't He?

[Remy Lebeau]

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I think you need to study the Bible a bit more carefully and include the historical setting, the reasons the epsitles were written and what the idea behind them were, instead of pulling verses out of their context and using them to justify your hatred.

Alternatively have a look at what the pope has to say about this and have a chat to a Catholic priest,

I see you are unable to refute anything I've said. Typical pseudo-christian cut and run behavior.

1.) Setting doesn't matter. The amount of time that transpired is all that matters. Do you factor in where you've been and what moods you have been in when calculating your age? Didn't think so.

2.) What does the reason God inspired any book of the Bible have to do with the clear cut and simple math necessary to calculate the age of the Earth? Exactly, it doesn't.

3.) If I have quoted anything out of context please put them into context for me and explain your position with scripture. Don't bother making up convient explainations that originate in your hollow cranium.

4.) The Pope is Satan's Vicar on Earth. The only reason any person would have to speak with him is if they wanted a sweet deal on an alter boy escort. May Ratzinger join John Paul in eternal torment in the bowels of Hell.

it's his job to help you mature as a Christian.

Giving blow jobs and being buggered is not a way a christian child should "mature". You think we can't figure out your alter boy buggering code talk, catlicker? I know just where you'd like to put that thumb up, you godless homer!!!

[Marshall]

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I didn't click on that link but I am positive it was evil and biased against Jesus. I am certainly NOT "evolved" from monkeys and Africans. It is preposterous to believe in such nonsense.

Can any Evoloutionist answer why Africans are still black as the heart of Hell with the fire turned off? Since we supposedly all came from Africa one would think the ones that have been there the longest would be the most evolved yet they are easily only a notch above monkeys themselves. Why would the ones furthest from the so-called "cradel of humanity" be the most intelligent and best looking?

That is my question.