[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: stupid eviloutionists

Given that the Bible records all generations from Adam (created when the earth was six days old) to Jesus, and given that Jesus was born about 2006 years ago, how the hell can you even pretend to justify that?

6 days is 6 time spans. It is scientifically accurate. They were not 6 24 hour periods.

Adam named all the animals in one day, doesn't that seem a bit odd to you if it were all done in a literal day?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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6 days is 6 time spans. It is scientifically accurate. They were not 6 24 hour periods.

Adam named all the animals in one day, doesn't that seem a bit odd to you if it were all done in a literal day?

Yes, I'm sure the Holy Bible would seem "odd" to a degenerate mary-worshipper like you. We True Christians follow the LITERAL Word of God, not some doctored up, watered down papist claptrap.

[Brother Temperance]

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6 days is 6 time spans. It is scientifically accurate. They were not 6 24 hour periods.

Adam named all the animals in one day, doesn't that seem a bit odd to you if it were all done in a literal day?

No, because he had a good Protestant work ethic! Where in the Bible does it refer to 6 time spans, you blaspheming crackhead?

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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No, because he had a good Protestant work ethic! Where in the Bible does it refer to 6 time spans, you blaspheming crackhead?

Protestant work ethic? Was Adam a protestant?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Protestant work ethic? Was Adam a protestant?

Yes. He was a proto-protestant because the religion of JESUS has not yet been profaned by the homosexual cult of fish-head Catholic AntiChrists.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Yes. He was a proto-protestant because the religion of JESUS has not yet been profaned by the homosexual cult of fish-head Catholic AntiChrists.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but you might be right. As unbiblical as your comment was Adam as a protestant makes perfect sense. (Even though the protestant reform is a few thousand years away). It makes sense because Adam rebelled against God, just like in the protestant reform.

Thanks to Jesus (a Catholic), we have the Bible, sacred church traditions, and the effects of Adam (the protestant) has been undone.

[Marshall]

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Oh you're DEFINATELY going to Hell for calling Jesus Christ, our Lord and sweet Saviour of Mankind, a Mary worshipping, statue praying, Saint loving, gold dress wearing, Christ mocking(irony),fish hat doffing, alterboy diddling, inscense burning, chant speaking follower of the Nazi Anti-Christ Pope!
Jesus was NEVER a damned Catholic.

You need to accept Him as your personal Lord and Saviour.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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You need to accept Him as your personal Lord and Saviour.

Jesus *is* my Lord and Saviour. Is He your Lord and Saviour?

[Marshall]

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I'm asking the questions here Homer.
You make claims to Christ yet doubt His lineage to Adam?

Not much of a believer are you?

[Brother Temperance]

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Where in the Bible does it refer to 6 time spans, you blaspheming crackhead?

Nice attempt at dodging the question, my fishy friend.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Protestant work ethic? Was Adam a protestant?

Who existed first?
Adam or the pope?

You're REALLY dumb, aren't you?

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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You make claims to Christ yet doubt His lineage to Adam?

Did I ever say that?

And to BT: The Bible uses the word 'day' in different places in different meanings. In Genesis 1 it is clearly meaning a time span. Science has shown us the world is older than 6000 years.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Who existed first?
Adam or the pope?

That question is so stupid I'm not going to answer it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That question is so stupid I'm not going to answer it.

Stupid questions are your specialty, fishboner. It was tailor made for you. Don't throw another hissy-fit.

[Brother Temperance]

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Did I ever say that?

And to BT: The Bible uses the word 'day' in different places in different meanings. In Genesis 1 it is clearly meaning a time span. Science has shown us the world is older than 6000 years.

It may be clear to anybody with a brain full of mescaline and eyes covered in Pappa Nazi's seed, but to all GODLY True Christians™, it clearly means what it says: A day is a day is a day, the Catholic "church" is an anti-Christian farce, and Fish is banned!