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  • Fish
    Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
    On the point of being banned for lying and libel
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Oct 2006
    • 318

    #31
    Re: stupid eviloutionists

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Given that the Bible records all generations from Adam (created when the earth was six days old) to Jesus, and given that Jesus was born about 2006 years ago, how the hell can you even pretend to justify that?
    6 days is 6 time spans. It is scientifically accurate. They were not 6 24 hour periods.

    Adam named all the animals in one day, doesn't that seem a bit odd to you if it were all done in a literal day?

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #32
      Re: stupid eviloutionists

      Originally posted by Fish View Post
      6 days is 6 time spans. It is scientifically accurate. They were not 6 24 hour periods.

      Adam named all the animals in one day, doesn't that seem a bit odd to you if it were all done in a literal day?
      Yes, I'm sure the Holy Bible would seem "odd" to a degenerate mary-worshipper like you. We True Christians follow the LITERAL Word of God, not some doctored up, watered down papist claptrap.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #33
        Re: stupid eviloutionists

        Originally posted by Fish View Post
        6 days is 6 time spans. It is scientifically accurate. They were not 6 24 hour periods.

        Adam named all the animals in one day, doesn't that seem a bit odd to you if it were all done in a literal day?
        No, because he had a good Protestant work ethic! Where in the Bible does it refer to 6 time spans, you blaspheming crackhead?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Fish
          Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
          On the point of being banned for lying and libel
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Oct 2006
          • 318

          #34
          Re: stupid eviloutionists

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          No, because he had a good Protestant work ethic! Where in the Bible does it refer to 6 time spans, you blaspheming crackhead?
          Protestant work ethic? Was Adam a protestant?

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #35
            Re: stupid eviloutionists

            Originally posted by Fish View Post
            Protestant work ethic? Was Adam a protestant?
            Yes. He was a proto-protestant because the religion of JESUS has not yet been profaned by the homosexual cult of fish-head Catholic AntiChrists.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Fish
              Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
              On the point of being banned for lying and libel
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Oct 2006
              • 318

              #36
              Re: stupid eviloutionists

              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              Yes. He was a proto-protestant because the religion of JESUS has not yet been profaned by the homosexual cult of fish-head Catholic AntiChrists.
              I can't believe I'm saying this, but you might be right. As unbiblical as your comment was Adam as a protestant makes perfect sense. (Even though the protestant reform is a few thousand years away). It makes sense because Adam rebelled against God, just like in the protestant reform.

              Thanks to Jesus (a Catholic), we have the Bible, sacred church traditions, and the effects of Adam (the protestant) has been undone.

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              • Marshall
                Righteous and Patriotic
                Highest body count at the VFW
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2006
                • 3329

                #37
                Re: stupid eviloutionists

                Oh you're DEFINATELY going to Hell for calling Jesus Christ, our Lord and sweet Saviour of Mankind, a Mary worshipping, statue praying, Saint loving, gold dress wearing, Christ mocking(irony),fish hat doffing, alterboy diddling, inscense burning, chant speaking follower of the Nazi Anti-Christ Pope!
                Jesus was NEVER a damned Catholic.

                You need to accept Him as your personal Lord and Saviour.
                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                • Fish
                  Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                  On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 318

                  #38
                  Re: stupid eviloutionists

                  Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                  You need to accept Him as your personal Lord and Saviour.
                  Jesus *is* my Lord and Saviour. Is He your Lord and Saviour?

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                  • Marshall
                    Righteous and Patriotic
                    Highest body count at the VFW
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 3329

                    #39
                    Re: stupid eviloutionists

                    I'm asking the questions here Homer.
                    You make claims to Christ yet doubt His lineage to Adam?

                    Not much of a believer are you?
                    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #40
                      Re: stupid eviloutionists

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Where in the Bible does it refer to 6 time spans, you blaspheming crackhead?
                      Nice attempt at dodging the question, my fishy friend.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • SalvationSeeker
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3892

                        #41
                        Re: stupid eviloutionists

                        Originally posted by Fish View Post
                        Protestant work ethic? Was Adam a protestant?
                        Who existed first?
                        Adam or the pope?

                        You're REALLY dumb, aren't you?
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • Fish
                          Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                          On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                          Foul Sinner on Moderation
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 318

                          #42
                          Re: stupid eviloutionists

                          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                          You make claims to Christ yet doubt His lineage to Adam?
                          Did I ever say that?

                          And to BT: The Bible uses the word 'day' in different places in different meanings. In Genesis 1 it is clearly meaning a time span. Science has shown us the world is older than 6000 years.

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                          • Fish
                            Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                            On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                            Foul Sinner on Moderation
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 318

                            #43
                            Re: stupid eviloutionists

                            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                            Who existed first?
                            Adam or the pope?
                            That question is so stupid I'm not going to answer it.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #44
                              Re: stupid eviloutionists

                              Originally posted by Fish View Post
                              That question is so stupid I'm not going to answer it.
                              Stupid questions are your specialty, fishboner. It was tailor made for you. Don't throw another hissy-fit.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #45
                                Re: stupid eviloutionists

                                Originally posted by Fish View Post
                                Did I ever say that?

                                And to BT: The Bible uses the word 'day' in different places in different meanings. In Genesis 1 it is clearly meaning a time span. Science has shown us the world is older than 6000 years.
                                It may be clear to anybody with a brain full of mescaline and eyes covered in Pappa Nazi's seed, but to all GODLY True Christians™, it clearly means what it says: A day is a day is a day, the Catholic "church" is an anti-Christian farce, and Fish is banned!
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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