It's that time of year again! The annual Test of Faith™ Petting Zoo and venom drinking contest is upon us! This year, we have seven new rattle snakes from all across the U.S.A. and a brand new pit viper exhibit! Praise God, we only lost two infants at last years's event. But never fear. New infant rattlers were hatched this year!
Be sure to pet Casper the Cobra! One ounce of faith missing from your soul, and you'll be making friends with Disney's favorite demon ghost toddler! There's also a faith-kissing booth, where the unsaved can kiss their sinful souls goodbye. Just kidding, unsaved are unwelcome as always!
This year's venom drinking prize is a nice plain soda cake with no frosting. That and the reassurance of an eternal reward when your time draws nigh. Good luck!
Be sure to pet Casper the Cobra! One ounce of faith missing from your soul, and you'll be making friends with Disney's favorite demon ghost toddler! There's also a faith-kissing booth, where the unsaved can kiss their sinful souls goodbye. Just kidding, unsaved are unwelcome as always!
This year's venom drinking prize is a nice plain soda cake with no frosting. That and the reassurance of an eternal reward when your time draws nigh. Good luck!
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