True Heavy Metal™ for True Christians™

[Youth Minister Harry]

The older boys in our No-Homo™ Youth Choir have formed a glorious little Bible Band called "Killing For Christ".
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These heavy metal hymns are based strictly on lessons from the KJV 1611. Praise God!

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The boys are working on the next album and are looking for True Christian Metal™ hymn ideas! Let your voice be heard and tell us your ideas! Praise Jesus!


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And here's a little music video they made about what to do to a suspected witch.

[Elmer G. White]

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Brother Harry,

I would really like to hear some rousing music inspired by two magnificent passages of the Bible. These verses tell us how we should treat the unbelievers (I'm longing for the day when GOP has the total power and we'll once again live in a nation that endorses the Biblical values and Biblical law in their fearsome magnificence):

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

Could this be done in the 4/4 time signature, allegro moderato, feroce with emphasis on the "Pity him", "Spare him", "Conceal him", with a crescendo culminating in "Kill him", "Put him", "Stone him until he's stoned". I'm thinking of B flat minor with lots of diminished chords culminating in A flat major dominant seventh chord leading to...

Exodus 3:14
And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.

Now, we are in D flat major, obviously. Glorious fortissimo. I am not saying that the lyrics should follow the verses perfectly, but wouldn't it be nice to incorporate "I AM that I AM that I AM that I AM ..." into the chorus with the "AM" accentuated? Lots of heavy percussion and an ominous singing voice.

This is something my boys would also like to hear in Church. In fact, my eldest, Mark (19) and my third-eldest Luke (13) contributed to this suggestion, I am sure also Matt (17) would like this but he's busy doing household chores to his elderly gentleman friend.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Oh, Brother Elmer! You've put your glorious ideas into such perfect words that we can take them exactly as you've presented them and make a fine hymn! The boys are very excited, and that get's me super duper excited! We will begin pounding this out right away, just as soon as little Gene finds his missing drumstick!

[Jim Farmer]

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Oh dear! I thought this thread was going to be about the heaviest of metals - mercury. But then I couldn't think of any mention of mercury in the Bible. Besides which the pagans have a false god called Mercury. So then I opened the thread to find what it may have been about.

My ears! My ears! 1 Samuel 11:4 Then came the messengers to Gibeah of Saul, and told the tidings in the ears of the people: and all the people lifted up their voices, and wept.

I'm weeping.

[Youth Minister Harry]

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I just wanted to give you an update on your hymn, Brother Elmer. Today in the LBC recording studios, one of the boys was so inspired by your hymn, he tried to feed a hungry hungry negroid. Bless his heart! Silly boy, that's not watermelon!

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Hallalujah! After several sweaty nights, the boys have finally finished your hymn, Dr. White! The LBC Broadcast Studios threw together a little something from the archives. We pray you like it! PRAISE JESUS!

[Elmer G. White]

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Hallalujah! After several sweaty nights, the boys have finally finished your hymn, Dr. White! The LBC Broadcast Studios threw together a little something from the archives. We pray you like it! PRAISE JESUS!

Dear Brother,

I feel now certain that your boys did not compose this hymn alone but they were the media through which Jesus must have participated in the composition process. While this oeuvre is going to be heard in True Christian™ gatherings all over the Nation, I'm more than positive that it vibrates also in the pavilions of the Heavenly Meadows.

I thank Jesus that I was permitted to be part of this project!

Leviticus 18:2
Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, I am the LORD your God.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Back against wall]

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Dear Brother,

I feel now certain that your boys did not compose this hymn alone but they were the media through which Jesus must have participated in the composition process. While this oeuvre is going to be heard in True Christian™ gatherings all over the Nation, I'm more than positive that it vibrates also in the pavilions of the Heavenly Meadows.

I thank Jesus that I was permitted to be part of this project!

Leviticus 18:2
Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, I am the LORD your God.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

I couldn't of said this better myself Brother Prof. Elmer White Sir.

Youth Minister Harry my friend and True Christian™ Brother

I LOVE THIS TRACK.
These guys are BRILLIANT!

[Elmer G. White]

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I couldn't of said this better myself Brother Prof. Elmer White Sir.

Youth Minister Harry my friend and True Christian™ Brother

I LOVE THIS TRACK.
These guys are BRILLIANT!

Brother Wall,

It really is Apocalypse now. This is the music Jesus will play from the Heavenly loudspeakers as He prepares to fulfill His Mighty Promise. He'll be on a Horse but it is quite possible that His troops will also fly the Mil Mi-24s when THIS takes place!

Revelation 9:18
By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.

It is going to be a real Spectacle to see the unsuspecting sinners doing their everyday fornication when from high up these harmonies emerge, first quietly, then louder and louder until the rotor blades add their whirl to the symphony of Smiting and the Yakushev-Borzon guns finally complete the Oratorium of the Lamb with their relentless drumming.



Jesus always keeps His promises!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Back against wall]

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Brother Wall,


It is going to be a real Spectacle to see the unsuspecting sinners doing their everyday fornication when from high up these harmonies emerge, first quietly, then louder and louder until the rotor blades add their whirl to the symphony of Smiting and the Yakushev-Borzon guns finally complete the Oratorium of the Lamb with their relentless drumming.

Praise Jesus! Brother Prof. Elmer White

[Nobar King]

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I can't understand what he's singing.

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Here are the lyrics, lifted directly from the pages of Deuteronomy:

If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom,
or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go
and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely,
of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee,
I Am
That I Am
I Am That I Am
I Am
That I Am
I Am, Oh God, That I Am
Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him;
neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, or conceal him:
But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him
to put him to death, and stone him with stones, that he should die.

[CreepingDeath]

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There something way wrong with all of you.
1. You parents should support your kids and lead them the right way.
If your kids are listening to metal and punk and all that you should support them and not worry. I listen to Metallica and Iron Maiden and Megadeth. Would you rather them listen to crap pop music that is all about sex and drugs? No. Metallica has many biblical songs. Creeping Death, Blackened... Your kids are looking for themselves and don't restrict it or they will become depressed and worse stuff will happen. Let them find who they are.
2. Your kids aren't who you think they are. You see them as one way around you, but at school they are who they wanna be. You are who you are, let them be who they wanna be.
3. Don't teach them being gay is wrong. Honestly God doesn't care if you are gay or straight... he created us all and if he didn't want gays to be here they wouldn't be.
4. Your religion isn't great. It is like all others. Muslims, Catholics, protestants... all the same. We all believe in 1 God.


By the way your no homo choir ***potty language*** is called Killing For God. Read the name a few times and see what's wrong with that. Also no homo I'm sure one or more of them will be gay eventually.

[Elmer G. White]

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There something way wrong with all of you.
1. You parents should support your kids and lead them the right way.
If your kids are listening to metal and punk and all that you should support them and not worry. I listen to Metallica and Iron Maiden and Megadeth. Would you rather them listen to crap pop music that is all about sex and drugs? No. Metallica has many biblical songs. Creeping Death, Blackened... Your kids are looking for themselves and don't restrict it or they will become depressed and worse stuff will happen. Let them find who they are.
2. Your kids aren't who you think they are. You see them as one way around you, but at school they are who they wanna be. You are who you are, let them be who they wanna be.
3. Don't teach them being gay is wrong. Honestly God doesn't care if you are gay or straight... he created us all and if he didn't want gays to be here they wouldn't be.
4. Your religion isn't great. It is like all others. Muslims, Catholics, protestants... all the same. We all believe in 1 God.

By the way your no homo choir ***potty language*** is called Killing For God. Read the name a few times and see what's wrong with that. Also no homo I'm sure one or more of them will be gay eventually.

Dear Sinner,

You manners are quite a bit rude but you pose important questions.

1. We do. We support our children to choose Jesus and the narrow path to Salvation. This requires Faith in Jesus and following His commandments.

Matthew 7:14
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

It is unlikely that our children find the way but it would impossible if we weren't here.

2. My kids are exactly that. They are filled with lust and images of fornication. That is why they do not leave the house unsupervised and are homeschooled.

1 Peter 1:14
As obedient children, not fashioning yourselves according to the former lusts in your ignorance:

3. Only the Bible tells us what the opinions of Jesus about homosexual sodomy are. God has not re-edited His Book.

1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

They are denied entry into Heaven.

4. Acknowledging God is not sufficient. You need to accept Jesus as Savior and one manifestation of God and understand His pivotal part in Salvation to be Saved. Muslims and other Catholics, Jews, etc. fail to do this.

John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

You have been indoctrinated into some false cult. Your situation requires urgent intervention. It is not a coincidence that Jesus sent you here.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[MCRISBAE]

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