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  • #1

    What country is godlier USA or Norway?

    1. There is no democracy in Heaven. Jesus is not a democrat.
    2. There is democracy in USA.
    3. There is no democracy in Norway. Norway is ruled by the king of Norway.

    So, what country is godlier - Norway or USA? What country follows the Narrow Path of Salvation?
    "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004
    Tags: america: we're number one!, europe, scandanavia
  • #2
    Re: What country is godlier USA or Norway?

    Alas, norway is only a so-called constitutional monarchy..
    The king has little, if any, real power.

    Also, Norway is a sodomite-endorsing country and one that violates God's laws on every occasion possible, and even more so than the liberals infesting this great nation.
    You could probably count the True Christians in that cesspool on one hand.

    America is the Godliest, infact we are God's favourite nation!
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • #3
      Re: What country is godlier USA or Norway?

      O.K. I have never been to Norway.
      But there is no democracy in Heaven and yet there is democracy in the United States of America.
      Can you imagine democratic elections in Heaven?
      "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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      • #4
        Re: What country is godlier USA or Norway?

        Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
        O.K. I have never been to Norway.
        But there is no democracy in Heaven and yet there is democracy in the United States of America.
        Can you imagine democratic elections in Heaven?
        Of course there is no democracy in Heaven, nor would there need to be:
        For all will be in perfect agreement.. perfect harmony with God and His will.


        As for democracy here in the US, that will change eventually, trust me on that.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • #5
          Re: What country is godlier USA or Norway?

          Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
          O.K. I have never been to Norway.
          But there is no democracy in Heaven and yet there is democracy in the United States of America.
          Quiet, sinner. Look at this.
          Originally posted by wiki
          Parties Votes % +/- Seats +/-Norwegian Labour Party (Det norske Arbeiderparti) 862,757 32.7 +8.4 61 +18 Progress Party (Fremskrittspartiet) 582,284 22.1 +7.4 38 +12
          Socialist Left Party (Sosialistisk Venstreparti) 233,069 8.8 −3.7 15 −8 Liberal Party (Venstre) 156,081 5.9 +2.0 10 +8
          Does that look like the election results of a country GOD would approve of? The Socialist Left Party got the votes of 233,069 depraved Vikings, while the Abortion Opponents' List got a mere 1,932. So let's have an end to this pro-Norwegian filth, thank you very much.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #6
            Re: What country is godlier USA or Norway?

            Norway gives free health care to indigent lazy slobs who can't even afford a crate of lutefisk. That is not Biblical!

            The rich ruleth over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender. Proverbs 22:7

            Norway refuses to walk beside America and make righteous war upon the Muslim. Norwegians haven't attacked anybody since the days of the Vikings. That is not Biblical!

            The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name. Exodus 15:3

            As for America being a democracy...I have grave doubts. We are closer in nature to a kleptocracy, a nation ruled by thieves. But with the election of Mike Huckabee we will once again be a theocracy in fact if not in fancy.

            ~~ OEJ

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            • #7
              Re: What country is godlier USA or Norway?

              Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
              As for America being a democracy...I have grave doubts. We are closer in nature to a kleptocracy, a nation ruled by thieves. But with the election of Mike Huckabee we will once again be a theocracy in fact if not in fancy.

              ~~ OEJ
              What do you think of the concept of a kakistocracy, Brother?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #8
                Re: What country is godlier USA or Norway?

                That would be about it, Brother, if either Hitlery or Baraka bin Laden gets into the top spot. God would surely turn His face away from America, hold His nose in disgust. Of our wounded body politic we could then truly say:

                My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness. Psalm 38:5

                ~~ OEJ

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                • #9
                  Re: What country is godlier USA or Norway?

                  Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                  Of course there is no democracy in Heaven, nor would there need to be:
                  For all will be in perfect agreement.. perfect harmony with God and His will.


                  As for democracy here in the US, that will change eventually, trust me on that.
                  But absolute monarchy could help forward the perfect harmony of subjects with God and His will, don't you think?
                  "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                  • #10
                    Re: What country is godlier USA or Norway?

                    Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
                    But absolute monarchy could help forward the perfect harmony of subjects with God and His will, don't you think?
                    The only absolute monarch is Jesus Christ; King of Kings and Lord of Lords.

                    The only reason America isn't a purely Biblically ruled nation is because so many joos snuck across our borders, became lawyers, and then managed to pass laws allowing a complete infestation of more joos, and their muscle, the nigras.

                    We True Christians™ are working hard to scrap the secular constitution and replace it with the greatest document ever written; the KJV1611 Holy Bible. God will certainly Bless America on that fine day!

                    I don't even know where "Norway" is.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: What country is godlier USA or Norway?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
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                      I don't even know where "Norway" is.
                      I educate you, Brother. Norway is in Europe, east of England. There is one penny-insula (don't confuse with the insulin drug, Brother) called Scandinavia, and in that Scandinavia, near Finnland and Sweden lies Norway. East of those three countries lies Moscowia.
                      Now you are educated, Brother.
                      Last edited by narrowpathy; 01-21-2008, 12:35 AM. Reason: none
                      "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                      • #12
                        Re: What country is godlier USA or Norway?

                        Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
                        I educate you, Brother. Norway is in Europe, east of England. There is one penny-insula (don't confuse with the insulin drug, Brother) called Scandinavia, and in that Scandinavia, near Finnland and Sweden lies Norway. East of those three countries lies Moscowia.
                        Now you are educated, Brother.
                        You have been given a fresh infraction for posting that kind of gutter talk on God's boards. If we wanted to know about Scandinavia, we'd...frankly, I find myself incapable of imagining any circumstances where we would ever want to know about Scandinavia.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #13
                          Re: What country is godlier USA or Norway?

                          Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
                          I educate you, Brother. Norway is in Europe, east of England. There is one penny-insula (don't confuse with the insulin drug, Brother) called Scandinavia, and in that Scandinavia, near Finnland and Sweden lies Norway. East of those three countries lies Moscowia.
                          Now you are educated, Brother.
                          I was educated on the day I successfully committed the entire KJV1611 Bible to memory, brother Narrow. I was 10 years old and I knew my father was proud of me, because he glanced over and gave a brief smile, praise Jesus.

                          Having some vague notion about all these Godless cesspools of Europe does nothing but remind me how vast hell must be.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: What country is godlier USA or Norway?

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            You have been given a fresh infraction for posting that kind of gutter talk on God's boards. If we wanted to know about Scandinavia, we'd...frankly, I find myself incapable of imagining any circumstances where we would ever want to know about Scandinavia.
                            But you should know the whereabout of the country you may want to nuke! Furthermore, you may want to know if it has oil or not, just in case because you don't want to put radioactive oil in the tank of your SUV, do you?
                            "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                            • #15
                              Re: What country is godlier USA or Norway?

                              Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
                              But you should know the whereabout of the country you may want to nuke! Furthermore, you may want to know if it has oil or not, just in case because you don't want to put radioactive oil in the tank of your SUV, do you?
                              Why not? All decent people are in favour of nuclear power, unless it's in Iran or North Korea, so I don't see the problem with having a nuclear-powered SUV.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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