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  • Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

    For all you doubting Thomases out there, for those of you with wafer-thin faith and cloth ears, unable to hear what Pastor Pistle has been preaching week after week about the direct links from evilution to satanic perversions of all kind....well, HERE is the proof positive that the Word of God wins out! Evilution and monkey-worship are clearly gateway sins!! The red highlights serve to illustrate just a few of the un Biblical ideas that stem from the scribblings of that madman, Charles Darwin.

    Calif. couple calls for orgasm for peace

    SAN FRANCISCO - Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter.

    But they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much rather you just stay home.

    The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.

    "The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it," Reffell said Sunday. "Your mind is like a blank. It's like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change."

    The couple are no strangers to sex and social activism. Sheehan, no relation to anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan, brought together nearly 50 women in 2002 who stripped naked and spelled out the word "Peace."

    The stunt spawned a mini-movement called Baring Witness that led to similar unclothed demonstrations worldwide.

    The couple have studied evolutionary psychology and believe that war is mainly an outgrowth of men trying to impress potential mates, a case of "my missile is bigger than your missile," as Reffell put it.

    By promoting what they hope to be a synchronized global orgasm, they hope to get people to channel their sexual energy into something more positive.

    The couple said interest appears strong, with 26,000 hits a day to their Web site, http://www.globalorgasm.org.

    "The dream is to have everyone in the world (take part)," Reffell said. "And if that means laying down your gun for a few minutes, then hey, all the better."
    So to summarize, two old demons from Sin Francisco who were trained in the satanic art of evilution want us all to disrobe, drop our weapons, commit mass murder of babies, join the terrorists fighting against Jesus, all on that favorite pagan holiday "winter solstice". A faster pathway to hellfire I cannot imagine.

    Let me take this opportunity to call on all True Christians™ to remain fully clothed and unstimulated, while firmly clutching their KJV Bible in one hand, and the automatic weapon of their choice in the other,shouting PRAISE JESUS and GOD BLESS GWB on that hellish day.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • #2
    Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

    Well, that's a new one.....brb, I have some people to show that link to.
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    • #3
      Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      So to summarize, two old demons from Sin Francisco who were trained in the satanic art of evilution want us all to disrobe, drop our weapons, commit mass murder of babies, join the terrorists fighting against Jesus, all on that favorite pagan holiday "winter solstice". A faster pathway to hellfire I cannot imagine.
      Those communist hippies never miss an opportunity to get naked and offend Christ!
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #4
        Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

        I still don't see how that proves that evolution causes terrorism.

        But i also don't see how these people are ever going to convince the right people to stop war and go home and jack off...mainly because the only people who are going to end up doing it don't have any part in global activities.

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        • #5
          Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

          Originally posted by not_satan View Post
          I still don't see how that proves that evolution causes terrorism.
          The things that you "don't see" could fill volumes. The only book you need to study is the Holy KJV1611 Bible. The reason that you are deluded is simple; Jesus did it to you, for reasons known only to Him. Glory!

          God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

            You know, Zekey, these people are advocating world peace, wanting to participate for world peace.

            How exactly is that terrorism? Would you rather they were out there toting .22's and screaming 'YEEEE-HAAAWWW!' ?
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            • #7
              Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              You know, Zekey, these people are advocating world peace, wanting to participate for world peace.

              How exactly is that terrorism? Would you rather they were out there toting .22's and screaming 'YEEEE-HAAAWWW!' ?
              Obviously we don't advocate that people should clutch their guns while engaging in filthy acts that cause them to scream 'YEEEE-HAAAWWWW!' Only a wiccan could think of something like that.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #8
                Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                You know, Zekey, these people are advocating world peace, wanting to participate for world peace.

                How exactly is that terrorism? Would you rather they were out there toting .22's and screaming 'YEEEE-HAAAWWW!' ?
                Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51

                Where in the Holy Bible does it say that God wants "world peace"? These perverts are actually nothing more that tree-hugging communists who have the single goal of bringing down our Godly president GWB. If you don't support our troops, then you are giving comfort and aide to the enemy. This should be obvious. Do we have to explain everything to you as if you were a retarded child?

                Brother Marshall can tell you what happens to treasonist turncoats. It ain't good.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Obviously we don't advocate that people should clutch their guns while engaging in filthy acts that cause them to scream 'YEEEE-HAAAWWWW!' Only a wiccan could think of something like that.
                  So are you saying bad things about your beloved GWB? He is, after all, the king of all things 'yee-haw.'
                  And for the record, I'm Pagan, not Wiccan.
                  And you have one of the filthiest minds I've ever seen, and I've seen a few! How come you haven't gone to your church begging for an 'exorcism of the demon of filthiness' as you people are wont to do?

                  Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51

                  Where in the Holy Bible does it say that God wants "world peace"? These perverts are actually nothing more that tree-hugging communists who have the single goal of bringing down our Godly president GWB. If you don't support our troops, then you are giving comfort and aide to the enemy. This should be obvious. Do we have to explain everything to you as if you were a retarded child?

                  Brother Marshall can tell you what happens to treasonist turncoats. It ain't good.

                  The world needs peace, not violence. I know that it goes against the teachings of your horrible, violent religion, but seriously, these people are just trying to get people to focus their energy onto something good for a change.
                  Would you rather they focused their energy onto mindless killing and slaughter?
                  I dislike xtianity, I truly, truly do.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    So are you saying bad things about your beloved GWB? He is, after all, the king of all things 'yee-haw.'
                    His "yee haw" is a totally manly "yee haw", and not the faggity "yee haw" screamed by homers getting their unspeakable areas bathed in saliva and man-juices.

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    And for the record, I'm Pagan, not Wiccan.
                    And you have one of the filthiest minds I've ever seen, and I've seen a few! How come you haven't gone to your church begging for an 'exorcism of the demon of filthiness' as you people are wont to do?
                    Regardless of what you call yourself, you are a hell-bound demon. Personally, I know that I am no filthier than I am commanded to be by God Himself. I must always be vigilant against the schemes of the devil, and therefore must be aware of all of the evil that can come against me. My mind is filtered by the Holy Ghost, and therefore no harm can come to me whilst I am doing God's Work(tm).

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    The world needs peace, not violence. I know that it goes against the teachings of your horrible, violent religion, but seriously, these people are just trying to get people to focus their energy onto something good for a change.
                    Would you rather they focused their energy onto mindless killing and slaughter?
                    Typical lieberal retard-speech! I suppose you listened to John Lennon's "Imagine" just a few times too many? Well I have a warning for you: that song is the antichrist's song of battle! The Lord God Almighty is quite possibly the cause of the most violent happenings in the history of time (6,000 years, to be exact)! How can you say that He advocates peace when any person who has ever read the Bible knows just how much He loves to have a no-holds-barred tumble with anything that doesn't flatter Him just so!

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    I dislike xtianity, I truly, truly do.
                    Jesus dislikes you, He truly, truly does (and so do I, for that matter). If only you could open your eyes, even for a moment (or if only your husband/father would do it for you), you would see just how much you are Pissing Jesus Off(tm). Enjoy Hell.
                    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                    • #11
                      Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

                      God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12

                      PRAISE THE LORD!!!
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