Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

[Brother Love]

Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12

PRAISE THE LORD!!!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

So are you saying bad things about your beloved GWB? He is, after all, the king of all things 'yee-haw.'

His "yee haw" is a totally manly "yee haw", and not the faggity "yee haw" screamed by homers getting their unspeakable areas bathed in saliva and man-juices.

And for the record, I'm Pagan, not Wiccan.
And you have one of the filthiest minds I've ever seen, and I've seen a few! How come you haven't gone to your church begging for an 'exorcism of the demon of filthiness' as you people are wont to do?

Regardless of what you call yourself, you are a hell-bound demon. Personally, I know that I am no filthier than I am commanded to be by God Himself. I must always be vigilant against the schemes of the devil, and therefore must be aware of all of the evil that can come against me. My mind is filtered by the Holy Ghost, and therefore no harm can come to me whilst I am doing God's Work(tm).

The world needs peace, not violence. I know that it goes against the teachings of your horrible, violent religion, but seriously, these people are just trying to get people to focus their energy onto something good for a change.
Would you rather they focused their energy onto mindless killing and slaughter?

Typical lieberal retard-speech! I suppose you listened to John Lennon's "Imagine" just a few times too many? Well I have a warning for you: that song is the antichrist's song of battle! The Lord God Almighty is quite possibly the cause of the most violent happenings in the history of time (6,000 years, to be exact)! How can you say that He advocates peace when any person who has ever read the Bible knows just how much He loves to have a no-holds-barred tumble with anything that doesn't flatter Him just so!

I dislike xtianity, I truly, truly do.

Jesus dislikes you, He truly, truly does (and so do I, for that matter). If only you could open your eyes, even for a moment (or if only your husband/father would do it for you), you would see just how much you are Pissing Jesus Off(tm). Enjoy Hell.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

Obviously we don't advocate that people should clutch their guns while engaging in filthy acts that cause them to scream 'YEEEE-HAAAWWWW!' Only a wiccan could think of something like that.

So are you saying bad things about your beloved GWB? He is, after all, the king of all things 'yee-haw.'
And for the record, I'm Pagan, not Wiccan.
And you have one of the filthiest minds I've ever seen, and I've seen a few! How come you haven't gone to your church begging for an 'exorcism of the demon of filthiness' as you people are wont to do?

Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51

Where in the Holy Bible does it say that God wants "world peace"? These perverts are actually nothing more that tree-hugging communists who have the single goal of bringing down our Godly president GWB. If you don't support our troops, then you are giving comfort and aide to the enemy. This should be obvious. Do we have to explain everything to you as if you were a retarded child?

Brother Marshall can tell you what happens to treasonist turncoats. It ain't good.

The world needs peace, not violence. I know that it goes against the teachings of your horrible, violent religion, but seriously, these people are just trying to get people to focus their energy onto something good for a change.
Would you rather they focused their energy onto mindless killing and slaughter?
I dislike xtianity, I truly, truly do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

You know, Zekey, these people are advocating world peace, wanting to participate for world peace.

How exactly is that terrorism? Would you rather they were out there toting .22's and screaming 'YEEEE-HAAAWWW!' ?

Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51

Where in the Holy Bible does it say that God wants "world peace"? These perverts are actually nothing more that tree-hugging communists who have the single goal of bringing down our Godly president GWB. If you don't support our troops, then you are giving comfort and aide to the enemy. This should be obvious. Do we have to explain everything to you as if you were a retarded child?

Brother Marshall can tell you what happens to treasonist turncoats. It ain't good.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

You know, Zekey, these people are advocating world peace, wanting to participate for world peace.

How exactly is that terrorism? Would you rather they were out there toting .22's and screaming 'YEEEE-HAAAWWW!' ?

Obviously we don't advocate that people should clutch their guns while engaging in filthy acts that cause them to scream 'YEEEE-HAAAWWWW!' Only a wiccan could think of something like that.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

You know, Zekey, these people are advocating world peace, wanting to participate for world peace.

How exactly is that terrorism? Would you rather they were out there toting .22's and screaming 'YEEEE-HAAAWWW!' ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

I still don't see how that proves that evolution causes terrorism.

The things that you "don't see" could fill volumes. The only book you need to study is the Holy KJV1611 Bible. The reason that you are deluded is simple; Jesus did it to you, for reasons known only to Him. Glory!

God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12

[not_satan]

Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

I still don't see how that proves that evolution causes terrorism.

But i also don't see how these people are ever going to convince the right people to stop war and go home and jack off...mainly because the only people who are going to end up doing it don't have any part in global activities.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

So to summarize, two old demons from Sin Francisco who were trained in the satanic art of evilution want us all to disrobe, drop our weapons, commit mass murder of babies, join the terrorists fighting against Jesus, all on that favorite pagan holiday "winter solstice". A faster pathway to hellfire I cannot imagine.

Those communist hippies never miss an opportunity to get naked and offend Christ!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Proof that evilution causes depravity and terrorism!

Well, that's a new one.....brb, I have some people to show that link to.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

For all you doubting Thomases out there, for those of you with wafer-thin faith and cloth ears, unable to hear what Pastor Pistle has been preaching week after week about the direct links from evilution to satanic perversions of all kind....well, HERE is the proof positive that the Word of God wins out! Evilution and monkey-worship are clearly gateway sins!! The red highlights serve to illustrate just a few of the un Biblical ideas that stem from the scribblings of that madman, Charles Darwin.

Calif. couple calls for orgasm for peace

SAN FRANCISCO - Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter.

But they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much rather you just stay home.

The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.

"The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it," Reffell said Sunday. "Your mind is like a blank. It's like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change."

The couple are no strangers to sex and social activism. Sheehan, no relation to anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan, brought together nearly 50 women in 2002 who stripped naked and spelled out the word "Peace."

The stunt spawned a mini-movement called Baring Witness that led to similar unclothed demonstrations worldwide.

The couple have studied evolutionary psychology and believe that war is mainly an outgrowth of men trying to impress potential mates, a case of "my missile is bigger than your missile," as Reffell put it.

By promoting what they hope to be a synchronized global orgasm, they hope to get people to channel their sexual energy into something more positive.

The couple said interest appears strong, with 26,000 hits a day to their Web site, http://www.globalorgasm.org.

"The dream is to have everyone in the world (take part)," Reffell said. "And if that means laying down your gun for a few minutes, then hey, all the better."

So to summarize, two old demons from Sin Francisco who were trained in the satanic art of evilution want us all to disrobe, drop our weapons, commit mass murder of babies, join the terrorists fighting against Jesus, all on that favorite pagan holiday "winter solstice". A faster pathway to hellfire I cannot imagine.

Let me take this opportunity to call on all True Christians™ to remain fully clothed and unstimulated, while firmly clutching their KJV Bible in one hand, and the automatic weapon of their choice in the other,shouting PRAISE JESUS and GOD BLESS GWB on that hellish day.