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  • List some ways that you defend your estate:

    Brothers, I was reading this disgusting news article from Britain and it got me wondering about the myriad of ways that Americans use to protect their homes. In England you have to worry about the health of the burglar who is about to rob you, but in the Godly U.S.A there's virtually no limit to the ways one can protect his home and property.

    No barbed wire...it might hurt the thieves, allotment holders told

    By Daily Mail Reporter Last updated at 9:26 PM on 09th October 2008


    A gardener who fenced off his allotment with barbed wire after being targeted by thieves has been ordered to take it down – in case intruders scratch themselves. Bill Malcolm erected the 3ft fence after thieves struck three times in just four months, stealing tools worth around £300 from his shed and ransacking his vegetable patch. But Bromsgrove district council has ordered the 61-year-old to remove the waist-high fence on health and safety grounds.

    Demoralised: Bill Malcolm and his fence


    Mr Malcolm, who has grown potatoes, onions, beetroot and asparagus on two patches at the Round Hill allotments in Marlbrook, Worcestershire, for the past eight years, said: 'It's an absolutely ridiculous situation.

    'All I wanted was to protect my property but the wire had to go in case a thief scratched himself. 'The fence was just a single strand and ringing my property. It was only 3ft high – it wasn't as though I'd dug a moat filled with piranha fish and erected 6ft iron railings. The council said they were unhappy about the precautions I had made but my response was to tell them that only someone climbing over on to my allotment could possibly hurt themselves.

    Security battle: Intruders have struck Bill's allotments three times in four months



    'They shouldn't be trespassing in the first place but the council apologised and said they didn't want to be sued by a wounded thief. I told them to let the thief sue me so at least that way I would know who was breaking into my allotment but everything I said fell on deaf ears. It seems as though they are so wrapped up in red tape, they are unable to help me.'

    Mr Malcolm said he had been robbed three times since June, along with around 16 of the 50 allotment keepers on the site.



    'About £300 worth of tools were taken, including everything from a stainless steel border spade and pitchforks to screwdrivers and hammers,' he added. 'The thieves cut through steel locks on the shed, or broke in through the windows. I caught one lad of about 16 red-handed.

    'He dropped the bag of tools and fled, but although the police took a description and finger prints, I heard nothing. Another time yobs broke in and completely trashed my potato and vegetable patches.



    'A lot of people, myself included, are growing our own veg to beat the credit crunch. But what's the point if they are going to be ripped up by mindless idiots? 'I take care of this allotment but it's very demoralising to have your belongings stolen and your hard work ruined.'


    A spokesman for Bromsgrove council said: 'With regard to the barbed wire, when this is identified on site, we are obliged to request its removal or remove it on health and safety grounds.' Sergeant Nick Husbands, of West Mercia Police, said: 'We can confirm that five thefts from Round Hill allotments have been reported in the past year. 'These have mainly been from sheds and our advice to allotment holders is not to leave anything of value there.'



    Mr Malcolm's plight comes just weeks after Bristol council angered allotment holders by urging them not to lock their sheds in case burglars damaged them breaking in.
    I suppose that they are going to start recommending that car owners not lock their cars to prevent window breakage? What'll be next?

    Anyway, Brothers, this is a simple list thread, so feel free to list some effective ways that you guard your castle.

    For myself I enjoy 4 cctv cams that are backed up to a dedicated server so that I have up to one month's worth of video surveillance from around my home. Not to mention the 1/2 mile of concertina wire surrounding the perimiter, and my dog Mojo, who isn't fed much, but has a big appetite.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

  • #2
    Re: List some ways that you defend your estate:

    No intruder yet has gotten past my dogs.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: List some ways that you defend your estate:

      Rattle snakes with their tails tied to posts just out of reach of each other. They get really mean when tied up like that.

      edit:

      BTW, I'm a trained rattlesnake handler. Please don't try this at home!
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • #4
        Re: List some ways that you defend your estate:

        What's an Allotment?
        Don't these people have gardens so that they can pay messican Gardeners to do the digging?

        The money they lost in tools would have paid for 3 Messicans and their family for a whole year.

        Stupid Brits

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • #5
          Re: List some ways that you defend your estate:

          I stick with laser sensors, and CCTV cameras. They haven't let me down yet.
          Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

          Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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          • #6
            Re: List some ways that you defend your estate:

            Three words that I live by: Sulphuric acid moat.

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            • #7
              Re: List some ways that you defend your estate:

              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              Rattle snakes with their tails tied to posts just out of reach of each other. They get really mean when tied up like that.

              edit:

              BTW, I'm a trained rattlesnake handler. Please don't try this at home!
              But what if you get attacked by Pentecostals?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #8
                Re: List some ways that you defend your estate:

                We have the following security measures:

                *A "Gaydar". It emits a high-pitched sound that only Sodomites can hear. This makes them run right away!

                * The Ten Commandments on a Ten Foot High plaque, highlighting THOU SHALT NOT STEAL.

                * True Christian™ Pagan Repellent, developed by our own Creation Scientists.

                * Last but not least, one husband, five strong older boys, and a gardener named Pedro to beat them all off.
                God hates Seth Cochrane.

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                • #9
                  Re: List some ways that you defend your estate:

                  << Last but not least, one husband, five strong older boys, and a gardener named Pedro to beat them all off. >>

                  Sister Poole, infractions have been flying for suggestive language in posts. I implore you to think about rephrasing this before you, too, get nabbed. I would hate to see anyone go through what I went through, with my cumbersome 35 infraction points and embroidered scarlet S.

                  PLEASE learn from my mistakes.

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                  • #10
                    Re: List some ways that you defend your estate:

                    Suggestive? Mistress Cookie, I am rather shocked. I say that my husband, sons and male servants beat off invaders, and you accuse me of this?
                    God hates Seth Cochrane.

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                    • #11
                      Re: List some ways that you defend your estate:

                      Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                      << Last but not least, one husband, five strong older boys, and a gardener named Pedro to beat them all off. >>

                      Sister Poole, infractions have been flying for suggestive language in posts. I implore you to think about rephrasing this before you, too, get nabbed. I would hate to see anyone go through what I went through, with my cumbersome 35 infraction points and embroidered scarlet S.

                      PLEASE learn from my mistakes.
                      I've met Pedro. I'd imagine he's beaten off any number of men whilst in Sister Poole's employ.

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • #12
                        Re: List some ways that you defend your estate:

                        Latinos are always best at that.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #13
                          Re: List some ways that you defend your estate:

                          Sister Poole, I meant no disrespect, of course.

                          Perhaps I should pluck out my eyes for seeing what is not there.

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                          • #14
                            Re: List some ways that you defend your estate:

                            Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                            Sister Poole, I meant no disrespect, of course.

                            Perhaps I should pluck out my eyes for seeing what is not there.
                            I think one eye would suffice Sister
                            If you poke out both then Jesus might think you're some kind of Cripper.
                            We wouldn't want that, would we?

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • #15
                              Re: List some ways that you defend your estate:

                              So true, Sister. So true.

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