[Clare the Spazz]

Re: DO GOTHS DESERVE TO GET RAPED ???

Sorry for slow reply JennyD but remeber about the Thorn in the flesh? My Dyslexia is my thorn in the flesh

if you say no one has a disablitlity answer me this. does anyone who is a TrueBeliever wear glasses? thats a disablity not having perfect eyesight. does anyone wear braces on there teeth? Thats a disbalitly!

[Clare the Spazz]

KlaireBear

Hey

Well I got off on the wrong foot in your eyes so for once your going to read the full story.

I'm Klaire and I'm 20 years old. I'm a student at the University of Dundee in Scotland.

I Became save when I was 11 years old and havn't looked back since. God has helped me through so many tirals in my life includeing death of family memebers and struggles with academia ( the fact I'm at uni is a mircal but God wants me to reach out to Young people and has place me at uni to learn how to do that)

My favoritie verses are John 3:16, 1 John 4 7-9 and 1 Corinithians 13.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: KlaireBear

For someone who is supposedly going to "University" (we call it College in God's Favorite Country© America), you are a terrible speller and you have atrocious grammar.

Jesus hates sloppy grammar.

[Clare the Spazz]

Re: KlaireBear

If you show me a verse which says that i will try harder.

"Jesus loves me this is i know for the bible tells me so" as the songs say.

oh by the way Einstein and Thomas Edision both teh most intelligent men in the universe both were Dyslexic. I am Dyslexic too!

[Bob4God]

Re: KlaireBear

I Became save when I was 11 years old and havn't looked back since. God has helped me through so many tirals in my life includeing death of family memebers and struggles with academia

Oh my, academia sounds terrible. What are you taking for it, and is contagious?

If you're going to represent the LORD, I suggest you work on your spelling and grammar.

"Jesus Loves Me" is a blasphemous song sang by liberal Christians who don't realize the LORD hates them for being false Christians.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: KlaireBear

Hey

Well I got off on the wrong foot in your eyes so for once your going to read the full story.

I'm Klaire and I'm 20 years old. I'm a student at the University of Dundee in Scotland.

What're you doing? Buckfast studies? The theory of deep-fat-fryers? Advanced Smackology?

I Became save when I was 11 years old and havn't looked back since. God has helped me through so many tirals in my life includeing death of family memebers

Friend, do you not think that God might've been trying to send you a clue by bumping off your relatives?

and struggles with academia ( the fact I'm at uni is a mircal but God wants me to reach out to Young people and has place me at uni to learn how to do that)

You think God sent you to uni because He wants you to be a Popish pederast?

"Jesus loves me this is i know for the bible tells me so" as the songs say.

Sorry, but we don't accept Scissor Sisters or Napalm Death lyrics as proof of God's Will here. It's scripture or nothing.

oh by the way Einstein and Thomas Edision both teh most intelligent men in the universe both were Dyslexic. I am Dyslexic too!

Being a cripple is nothing to be proud of. Jesus, Pastor Al, and George W. Bush are all way more intelligent than the red Jewboy Einstein or the lightbulb cultist Edison.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: DO GOTHS DESERVE TO GET RAPED ???

does anyone who is a TrueBeliever wear glasses? thats a disablity not having perfect eyesight.

I hardly think wearing glasses because you have weak eyesight is a disability, compared to, say, dyslexia, which is caused by having something wrong with your brain. Dyslexics have a brain retardation which makes them write like a spastic. I would not say wearing glasses is a retardation, and I am highly offended that you suggest it.

WWJD=WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?

Friend, you should not be asking What Would Jesus Do (WWJD), you should be asking Who Would Jesus Kill (WWJK). Remember at the end times the Bible talks about Jesus's return, and the countless people he'll slaughter if they don't accept him as God's TRUE son (ie. Buddhists, Hindus, Jews, Athiests, and all other people who worship false religions will be obliterated by Jesus).

The Bible teaches us that Jesus will return to lead the believers (ie. True Christians like Landover) in the final battle against everyone else. That those who obey Jesus until the end (Us again!) will rule everyone else with an iron rod. We'll even get to smash the others into smithereens! Hallelujah! (Revelation 2.26) There will be trial and tribulation, the earth will burn, the rivers will run red with blood, the horsemen of the Apocalypse will run rampant! Praise!

False Christians like you make me puke! You probably think when Jesus returns he'll be petting puppies and kissing babies and be some sort of hippy, throwing flowers and spreading peace and sweet sweet love to everyone he meets.... That's not what the Bible says at all.

As all True Christians already know, when Jesus returns to Earth he will have white hair, eyes of fire (which he'll use to burn alive any non-believers), feet of brass, be clothed in red, and have a huge sword sticking out of his mouth. All those who do not repent will be fought by Jesus (with the sword sticking out his mouth) and hacked apart. Praise! (Revelation 1.13, 2.6, 2.16, 19:13)

[Brother Terrence]

Re: KlaireBear

REALITY: We are all created equal in Gods eyes. Except of course for those of us here at Landover Baptist, who are clearly superior.

[Clare the Spazz]

Re: DO GOTHS DESERVE TO GET RAPED ???

I hardly think wearing glasses because you have weak eyesight is a disability, compared to, say, dyslexia, which is caused by having something wrong with your brain. Dyslexics have a brain retardation which makes them write like a spastic. I would not say wearing glasses is a retardation, and I am highly offended that you suggest it.

Things is though like Dyslexia many people suggested YEARS AGO that havign bad eyes was a disablity and i'm not sayign its 100% is. I wear glasses as well. My brain isnt really that diffrent only the way i process infomation but i do have a very high IQ (its in the 100s at least).

Plus Jesus doesnt kill SIN kills!

[Clare the Spazz]

Re: KlaireBear

Actuall Jesus loves me this is know is a children's chorus songs and i study Community Education.

I have NEVER drank buckfast in my life and will NEVER drink the uneducatied stuf

if it wasn't for einstiann and edision many invetions would not exsist.

plus i try hard with what i have.

plus acemimia is the technical terms for education with schools, universities and colleges

[Brother_Percy]

Re: KlaireBear

I'm a student at the University of Dundee in Scotland.

They have Universities in Scotland? Seriously?? What do they teach there? How to be an inbred cave-dwelling chain-smoking drunk?

Yes, we know ALL about Scotland here. The Scotch are nothing but a bunch of ugly, drunk, skirt-wearing, stinky people with rotten black teeth! Most of them still lived in caves, marry their sisters (or animals), and have no access to electricity or running water!

Please see my GOD HATES SCOTLAND Thread for more information!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: KlaireBear

It is a well-established theological fact that retard children are a result of people fornicating during a woman's unclean time. Perhaps that's why Jesus killed you parents and sent them to eternal hellfire.

You'll see them in hell too unless you ask Jesus to wash you clean of sin. And don't give us that "I accepted Jesus when I was 11" nonsense. If you were truly Saved(c), you wouldn't be a belligerent retard scot anymore.

[Clare the Spazz]

Re: KlaireBear

Sorry "pastor" but Scotland is loved by God and God accepted me and i came to know him when i was 11.

by the way I am intelligent more than what coudl be said about you

[Brother Temperance]

Re: DO GOTHS DESERVE TO GET RAPED ???

Plus Jesus doesnt kill SIN kills!

Are you suggesting that sin is more powerful than the Lord God Almighty? Friend, you appear to be suggesting some very serious blasphemies here, so as a loving fellow Christian, I must urge you to reconsider.

[Clare the Spazz]

Re: KlaireBear

They have Universities in Scotland? Seriously?? What do they teach there? How to be an inbred cave-dwelling chain-smoking drunk?

Yes, we know ALL about Scotland here. The Scotch are nothing but a bunch of ugly, drunk, skirt-wearing, stinky people with rotten black teeth! Most of them still lived in caves, marry their sisters (or animals), and have no access to electricity or running water!

Please see my GOD HATES SCOTLAND Thread for more information!

Actually Univeristies here teach the same subjects as Ameircan "colleges" only at higher levels and you clearly kow nothing of scotland than backword prejectus!

oh and America is made up of scottish heritages! Learn somthign than being in a buble!