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  • #46
    Re: KlaireBear

    actually PASTOR get a grip and a life

    ban me if you wish because its clear that your just an egotistic, uniteligent male who thinks he is doign God's will

    i cant wait till you are judged by God. Man arnt you goignto get a big surprisse

    also I didnt realise you americans got aracasim because only inteligent people get it such as us BRITISH since we invented it!!!

    alos my mum isnt an alcholic and isnt a whore your mothers are all sluts and slags. get used it uninteligent twats!!!!


    FUCK THE HELL OFF OF EARTH!


    i hope this post gets me banned
    My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

    I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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    • #47
      Re: KlaireBear

      Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
      actually PASTOR get a grip and a life

      ban me if you wish because its clear that your just an egotistic, uniteligent male who thinks he is doign God's will

      i cant wait till you are judged by God. Man arnt you goignto get a big surprisse

      also I didnt realise you americans got aracasim because only inteligent people get it such as us BRITISH since we invented it!!!

      alos my mum isnt an alcholic and isnt a whore your mothers are all sluts and slags. get used it uninteligent twats!!!!


      piffle THE HELL OFF OF EARTH!


      i hope this post gets me banned

      So much for your claims of being a "loving Christian," huh?

      It's obvious that you are full of demons.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #48
        Re: KlaireBear

        Vile promiscuous whore ...

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        • #49
          Re: KlaireBear

          no im just really angry, hurt and annoyed at so called believers beign stupid, hurtful and plain judgement

          Dyslexia is my thron in the flesh. i prayed for it to be taken away and prayed to God about it but clearly he wants me to be dyslexic. so love me like jesus would!!!
          My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

          I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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          • #50
            Re: KlaireBear

            Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
            actually PASTOR get a grip and a life

            ban me if you wish because its clear that your just an egotistic, uniteligent male who thinks he is doign God's will

            i cant wait till you are judged by God. Man arnt you goignto get a big surprisse

            also I didnt realise you americans got aracasim because only inteligent people get it such as us BRITISH since we invented it!!!

            alos my mum isnt an alcholic and isnt a whore your mothers are all sluts and slags. get used it uninteligent twats!!!!


            piffle THE HELL OFF OF EARTH!


            i hope this post gets me banned
            We don't ban people for being defective. Even Scottish ones....well, I mean ALL Scots are defective, innit.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • #51
              Re: KlaireBear

              Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
              also I didnt realise you americans got aracasim because only inteligent people get it such as us BRITISH since we invented it!!!
              That's the only part of your post that even resembled a sentence, and even that's just because I'm being generous. Are you boasting about having invented racism? Why are you so full of hate?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #52
                Re: KlaireBear

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                We don't ban people for being defective. Even Scottish ones....well, I mean ALL Scots are defective, innit.
                Actually i'm alot mroe clued on that you!!!!!!!


                GET SOME EDCUATION PEOPLE!!!

                Oh and BibleBeliever if i'm such a "Vile promiscuous whore" then how come i havnt had sexual intersou or participated in sexual activites? clearly someone needs to go back to the dictorinary and learn what whore is!!!!!!!
                My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

                I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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                • #53
                  Re: KlaireBear

                  Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
                  Oh and BibleBeliever if i'm such a "Vile promiscuous whore" then how come i havnt had sexual intersou or participated in sexual activites? clearly someone needs to go back to the dictorinary and learn what whore is!!!!!!!
                  Because you're a whore who's not very good at her job? I dunno, if you look around your cripple pen enough I'm sure you should be able to find a nice boy in a wheelchair somewhere, and once you've tipped him out he won't put up much resistance to you.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #54
                    Re: DO GOTHS DESERVE TO GET RAPED ???

                    Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
                    I'm not a "son" because i am a woman.

                    2nd i'm not a liar but i'm not revelaign my IQ to idiots such as yourself
                    You don't even have an IQ. You just have a QI.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • #55
                      Re: KlaireBear

                      Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
                      Dyslexia is my thron in the flesh. i prayed for it to be taken away and prayed to God about it but clearly he wants me to be dyslexic. so love me like jesus would!!!
                      Have you been dyslexic snice brith?
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Obama Claims Atheists, Jews Go To Heaven!

                        Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
                        first neegors is a disgusting terms
                        When has any True Christian(tm) here every called anyone a neegor?
                        Yes I dont agree obama has spread about aithesits going to heaven
                        Do you believe Christ-killing Jews go to Heaven? Do you believe demon-possessed retardeds go to Heaven?
                        is true but don't ever say becasue of the colour of you skin makes you not go to heave becasue that's wrong.
                        What on earth are you talking about? I think reading your posts has made me go to heave.
                        If you are saved by God and accept the Gift of Life then you are saved.
                        At last we agree on something. Now, why do you reject God's Gift of Life?
                        Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
                        Sorry Did i say at any point i knew more than God? No I did not
                        Then why do you think that you know who'll get into Heaven and He doesn't?
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #57
                          Re: KlaireBear

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Have you been dyslexic snice brith?

                          Everyone who is Dyselxic is born Syselxic. what a stupid question to ask!
                          My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

                          I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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                          • #58
                            Re: KlaireBear

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            That's the only part of your post that even resembled a sentence, and even that's just because I'm being generous. Are you boasting about having invented racism? Why are you so full of hate?
                            SO ITS OK TO BE RASIST TO SCOTTISH BUT ONCE I DO THE SAME THING BAKC ITS NOT OK. I SMELL HYPOCRACY!!!


                            IM NOT FULL OF HATE JUST HURT BY PREDJUSICE!!!
                            My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

                            I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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                            • #59
                              Re: DO GOTHS DESERVE TO GET RAPED ???

                              As a sister to you i think you should get a brain
                              My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

                              I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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                              • #60
                                Re: DO GOTHS DESERVE TO GET RAPED ???

                                Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
                                As a sister to you i think you should get a brain
                                Would all of you do me a favor and post everything regarding, to or from KlaireBear in the Klairebear thread instead of cluttering up the entire forum? Thanks.
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                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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