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Male hippy enablers:
These normal guys work hard and earn a decent living, but they are whipped by women who have wrapped them up in their own personal spiritual blindness following tree spirits or whatever, can I get my coffee it's time to go to work again!! Can you stop spending so much money on your Buddha temples??
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13. Internet thug hippies:

They're here, now, and they think it's fun to mock Jesus and disturb our Godly forum on Sunday morning, no less. These hippies obviously have parents who are too stupid to be able to check what their children are doing on their computers. Or, they don't care, anymore.
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Over here in the UK we have a breed of hippy that I don't think your list quite covered.
They call themselves New Age Travellers...They are the worst aspects of the gypsies blended with all the most evil of the damned hippies and grunged up new agers..
Brother Marshal and I...as well as Bobby-Joe and a few others are well versed in casting out sin. Sometimes SATAN has a very strong grip on the sinner and he or she doesn't survive the process. We are happy to present our services when and wherever needed. All you need to do is supply the implements and certain vestments and clothing.
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14. Nerd Hippies:

This breed of degenerates works in IT or other computer support positions. Due to their nerd knowledge of computers and the internet they are able to maintain employment because no one in the office knows how to manage that stuff. Nerd hippies aren't required to conform to the office dress code and only wash their waist-long hair once a month. They are hogging corporate bandwidth and server storage to share countless bootleg copies of the Grateful Dead and Phish concerts with their bitTorrent peers. They also raid the office supply cabinet for stacks of blank CDs and DVDs to make copies for presents for their friends, even though the friends know that the gift isn't worth the value of the CD that it's burned on.

Nerd hippies have a lot of friends, but most of them are from chatting online on forums while looking for more bootlegs or researching how to grow some weed in their closets.
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15. Flower children

This hippy had a father named Sunflower and a mother named Rose. Enough said:

She's picking poppies to make her dope.
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16. Card-carrying hippies

These hippies willfully defy federal law and lie to their doctors to get fraudulent prescriptions for weed to cure their un-diagnosable illnesses. They will talk your ear off about their Marijuana 'license' and brag about the latest genetically engineered strains of super-potent reefer that they picked up at the local cannabis dispensary crack house.
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15. Flower children

This hippy had a father named Sunflower and a mother named Rose. Enough said:

She's picking poppies to make her dope.
Who is that Smurfy guy on the right? Is this one of those Smurf porn adverts?
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Stealing money from mom and dad an squandering it on your hippie paraphernalia is among the worst crimes:
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17: Hippie Trustafarians

Oh man. Nothing gets my goat quite like a hippie Trustafarian. Trustafarians, usually seen at reggae club nights, or watching some live drum n'bass, can easily be identified by the fact that they have dreadlocks, are white and possibly wear trousers made from hemp. What sets them apart from other kinds of 'farians is the fact that they're from very middle class homes and are going on an eco-war with the help of daddy's trust fund.

As wealthy as these Trustafarians are, they can oft be seen hovering around someone making a roll-up, and then, with like, totally groovy vibes, asking for one. You should ALWAYS say no to these spoiled bozos. They can afford a plantation of tobacco plants, so a small pouch of Drum (the yellow one of course) shouldn't set them back too much. These little trust-funders might be skanking to some socially conscious world music / hip-hop now... but they'll be working in insurance before they're 30. Avoid these charlatans like the plague.
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Hippies are majestic people who are their own individual. They cause no harm and shall never be seen as a threat to society. And weed is not the Devil's drug, but instead it is God's drug. Did not you, good Christians, read God's word: "I give you plants, you are free to use them." Read you KJV Bible's and I'll read my Catholic Bibles.
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Hippies are majestic people who are their own individual. They cause no harm and shall never be seen as a threat to society. And weed is not the Devil's drug, but instead it is God's drug. Did not you, good Christians, read God's word: "I give you plants, you are free to use them." Read you KJV Bible's and I'll read my Catholic Bibles.
Hippies are filthy hairy smelly drug addicts who reject Jesus and are a menace to society. Just look a the Manson gang as one example.


Don't come in here trying to defend them, because that's satan's work. You aren't welcome here.
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