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  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696
    #1

    Peacekeeper

    Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
    Yeah i took that much but the building was only 5 feet tall and it was the dog house.
    Peacekreeper.

    More capuchin
    than King Kong

    he's hooting from
    the Empire State

    Let's fire the gong

    Concrete his fate

    He'll plummet long
    to make a paste

    for satan, God
    and Solid Waste



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    • Peacekeeper
      • Jan 2007
      • 115
      #2
      Re: Peacekeeper

      Its hard to die from a 5 foot fall...

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Peacekeeper

          Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
          Its hard to die from a 5 foot fall...
          With Jesus, all things are possible. Keep trying, nancy. You'll get there yet.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Peacekeeper
              • Jan 2007
              • 115
              #4
              Re: Peacekeeper

              Only if i dont land on my feet. Seeing as i would be 1 foot taller than the doghouse. I am not a midget.

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                • Poetic Peter
                  Christian Poet Emeritus
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 1696
                  #5
                  Re: Peacekeeper

                  Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                  Only if i dont land on my feet. Seeing as i would be 1 foot taller than the doghouse. I am not a midget.
                  If you understood the poem, it metaphorically placed you:

                  he's hooting from
                  the Empire State


                  not in New York state, but atop the tallest building in NYC.

                  Jesus!

                  He's gonna jump again!

                  Whooooop!

                  Uh, keep the knees bent

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                    • Poetic Peter
                      Christian Poet Emeritus
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 1696
                      #6
                      Re: Peacekeeper

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                        • Peacekeeper
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 115
                          #7
                          Re: Peacekeeper

                          Well you know what, since im king kong i might aswell destroy your house while im at it. D-STROYED! What are you going to do now?

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                            • Poetic Peter
                              Christian Poet Emeritus
                              Forum Member
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 1696
                              #8
                              Re: Peacekeeper

                              Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                              Well you know what, since im king kong i might aswell destroy your house while im at it. D-STROYED! What are you going to do now?
                              pwn your widdle d

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                                • Peacekeeper
                                  • Jan 2007
                                  • 115
                                  #9
                                  Re: Peacekeeper

                                  Oh no! Looks like ill have to make a red big word to pwn your line across my Destroyed!

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                                    • SalvationSeeker
                                      True Christian™ Theologian
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 3892
                                      #10
                                      Re: Peacekeeper

                                      Is there a point to your miserable ramblings, canuck?
                                      Stop whining already.
                                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                        • Peacekeeper
                                          • Jan 2007
                                          • 115
                                          #11
                                          Re: Peacekeeper

                                          Actually i was just starting to joke with him because he used internet slang and i didn't realize he was familiarized with the terms. Just because so many here aren't. Generally academic types like him tend to stay away from it.

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