[Ashley P]

Re: i am just an unsaved girl who wants to repent

Be careful when you leave a pie to cool. Certain nigrassorts of people are known for pie thievery. Can't blame them too much but stealing is stealing and will/should be dealt with harshly.

There's not a lot of those types around where I live. I can't afford a gun (Are women even allowed to have a gun?) so I might just have to start leaving out some watermelon and grape soda as bait. But then they'll start depending on me for food and I don't need anymore pets...

[James Hutchins]

Re: i am just an unsaved girl who wants to repent

Smart girl.

No, you should not ever touch a gun. They are too heavy and complicated. Your best defense is to go outside and run in circles screaming hysterically. As a preventative measure, you should do this at random times during the night for no apparent reason. This way the pie sniffers will know you are a force to be reckoned with.

[Miss April]

Re: i am just an unsaved girl who wants to repent

Welcame Ashley to Gods Favorite Forum Prasie the Lord that your here I will be parying for you

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: i am just an unsaved girl who wants to repent

Welcome Ashley!


I'm new here too and I used to not follow God as much as I do now.

I don't hate my Mom though, shes OK. Make sure you get rid of your slutty clothes too. I gave all mine to the Goodwill.

I'm not very good at cooking, but I'm trying to learn.

God Bless you!

Tammi

[Christianity]

Re: i am just an unsaved girl who wants to repent

Be careful when you leave a pie to cool. Certain nigrassorts of people are known for pie thievery. Can't blame them too much but stealing is stealing and will/should be dealt with harshly.

This can happen, from a lifelong painful experience when I tried cooking a large bowl of mac and cheese, some raccoon took my bowl and scurried off with it.

Does god condemn one if they kill an animal (I killed multiple fish and I regret it, but I never killed a raccoon) even if it was a pest?

[James Hutchins]

Re: i am just an unsaved girl who wants to repent

This can happen, from a lifelong painful experience when I tried cooking a large bowl of mac and cheese, some raccoon took my bowl and scurried off with it.

Does god condemn one if they kill an animal (I killed multiple fish and I regret it, but I never killed a raccoon) even if it was a petpest?

God gave us animals to kill. But you should of cooked the coon up and made a hat or gloves from his fur. Nothing is more satisfying than seeing a little doe in my scope at 1,000 yards. It has no idea I hold its' life in the tip of my forefinger, touching the hair trigger of my 30-06. Do I let it finish drinking that cool, fresh mountain stream water or do I drop it in its' tracks this instant? I love hunting.

You need to watch what you type. God has been known to bear down on those that fail to capitalize his "G" as a sign of respect, like kissing a papist Don's ring. You may not want to do it but the alternatives will be less than pleasant.

[Christianity]

Re: i am just an unsaved girl who wants to repent

You need to watch what you type. God has been known to bear down on those that fail to capitalize his "G" as a sign of respect, like kissing a papist Don's ring. You may not want to do it but the alternatives will be less than pleasant.

I feel bad now, I don't want to anger God....

[James Hutchins]

Re: i am just an unsaved girl who wants to repent

I feel bad now, I don't want to anger God....

That is the first step, God like us to feel bad, the result of His anger and fury. I noticed you then went and capitalized His "G". Now he has forgiven you. This time.
You have to watch it though. You can only disappoint God so many times before he simply writes you off and will have nothing more to do with you.

[Ashley P]

Re: i am just an unsaved girl who wants to repent

That is the first step, God like us to feel bad, the result of His anger and fury. I noticed you then went and capitalized His "G". Now he has forgiven you. This time.
You have to watch it though. You can only disappoint God so many times before he simply writes you off and will have nothing more to do with you.

That's why I came here, I was hoping that I haven't angered God too many times. If I have, I'm hoping that Him seeing me as a completely reformed, good Christian woman will convince Him to show His unworthy servant some mercy...

[James Hutchins]

Re: i am just an unsaved girl who wants to repent

I think you'll do fine.

He sees the effort, knows humans are far from perfect. A concerted effort to improve and give all to the Lord like petals of a Rose is what he wants.

[Ashley P]

Re: i am just an unsaved girl who wants to repent

I want to do just that! Your wife is a very lucky woman to have you. I hope I can meet a man half as good as you

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: i am just an unsaved girl who wants to repent

I want to do just that! Your wife is a very lucky woman to have you. I hope I can meet a man half as good as you

Ashley, how old are you? Are you a virgin? Can you put a picture up of you in your avatar?

[Ashley P]

Re: i am just an unsaved girl who wants to repent

I am indeed a virgin, but I'm afraid i don't have any pictures of me to put up. I don't own a digital camera, nor do I own a scanner for any other pictures of me. I apologize for that Reverend.

[James Hutchins]

Re: i am just an unsaved girl who wants to repent

I want to do just that! Your wife is a very lucky woman to have you. I hope I can meet a man half as good as you

I do have a brother (single too). He was in a combine accident though. I'd say if you could stand him upright, he'd be about half as big as me. He can't type very well, he has to use his tongue. He likes to play baseball, third base I believe.

[Ashley P]

Re: i am just an unsaved girl who wants to repent

I am indeed a virgin, but I'm afraid i don't have any pictures of me to put up. I don't own a digital camera, nor do I own a scanner for any other pictures of me. I apologize for that Reverend.

I forgot to answer your first question, I am 18