[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

There have been many Scientheistic advances in Prayer Therapy recently. Historical afflictions like the Vapors, Dementia Praecox, and Scurvy have been almost completely wiped out in people of faith by our teams of Prayer Therapists.

Here, in our most advanced Curative Prayer Center, our teams of Faith Healers use Prayer Amplifiers to target their prayers at various diseases that afflict Christians.

Pictures of infected people of God are flashed on the screens, and the therapists pray directly at them. Their prayers travel down through their hands into the the special reception handles then into the machines that amplify the vector specific, medically targeted prayers.

Coincidentally, were are currently focused on the diabetes. It should be eradicated in True Christians™ by late October at the latest. At that time, only non-believers will be subject to the ravages of this once dangerous disease.

[Talitha]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

If people decide to live the diabetic lifestyle then they should be made to face the consequences.
It's Jesus' Will if a person lives or dies, nothing to do with "medication".

[JennyD]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

Wait, meditation? Is this insulin some sort of New Age Satanic superstitious mumbo-jumbo?

Rev. Jim, surely you can't be using meditation!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

Wait, meditation? Is this insulin some sort of New Age Satanic superstitious mumbo-jumbo?

Rev. Jim, surely you can't be using meditation!

Huh? I never said anything about meditation! Would a faithful servant of Christ like myself involve himself in such sin?

[Mr. Spade]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

I hope you get Diabetes

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

I hope you get Diabetes

That was hateful and uncalled for. Why so angry, friend?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[ehal]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

That was hateful and uncalled for. Why so angry, friend?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

And sentencing Type-1 Diabetics to death is not hateful? I'm sure there are some people in your community who live, by your measure, good lives who were born with this Disease, not by lifestyle or choice.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

I want to see legislation banning syringes and needles, too. They are an effective way of spreading the plague, especially among drug users (insulin addicts, for example). Vaccinations, medication, drawing blood...all those things that require needles and syringes are for the unbelievers who have more faith in the power of their doctors than the power of God.

[salmonking51]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

INSULIN ADDICTS! We need it to survive, we are not addicted to it! Insulin is not a drug, it is a HORMONE that your body produces. Did you see that. YOU TO are a user of insulin.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

INSULIN ADDICTS! We need it to survive, we are not addicted to it! Insulin is not a drug, it is a HORMONE that your body produces. Did you see that. YOU TO are a user of insulin.

The difference is, God gives us ours. You have earned His wrath for being a queer or something, so He denies you your share.

Better repent now, friend. The lake of fire awaits those who reject God's love.

[salmonking51]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

I was diagnosed when i was six years old. What could i have possibly done at that age for God to afflict me with this disease?

[Nekedjig]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

Well I must admit I have been diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes. My doctor claims it is because a man of my girth and careless eating habits has it, but I know it is just God's way of punishing me for the sinful life I led in the 1980's. I am a living testament that God will freely punish sinners for their sins. Without a doubt, if I hadn't embezzled the church funds then laundered the money and stayed away from seductive prostitutes, then I would not have diabetes today!

So whilst I am a diabetic I agree completely with these fine esteemed Republican senators. Hats off to them for fighting the genetic modification menace that Satan keeps trying to sneak in!

Let me ask you 2 questions.
Since when have you got your diabetes?
Are you using insulin right now?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

Let me ask you 2 questions.
Since when have you got your diabetes?
Are you using insulin right now?

I was diagnosed in 1990, less than a year when I fell from grace and also the same year I started my prison sentence. It's no coincidence. God was punishing me for my sins.

Everyone uses insulin. As a Type 2, I have to watch my blood sugar though.

[Nekedjig]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

I was diagnosed in 1990, less than a year when I fell from grace and also the same year I started my prison sentence. It's no coincidence. God was punishing me for my sins.

Everyone uses insulin. As a Type 2, I have to watch my blood sugar though.

You've got a point for the first sentence
Couldn't quite understand if you inject yourself with insulin, though.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics!

I was diagnosed when i was six years old. What could i have possibly done at that age for God to afflict me with this disease?

I'm sure I don't know. That's between you and Jesus. But I do know this much: God punishes those who anger or offend Him. The Bible is full of examples.