I couldn't find anything in my bible. Sorry to be a nusiance.
Nothing wrong with smoking. I myself enjoy a nice hefty Cuban to go along with a glass of cognac. However, just be aware that smoking causes many health problems, and Jesus did tell us that our bodies are temples, so a cigar every now and then while you play billiards is okay, but don't become one of those chain-smoking two-packs-a-day people.
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I couldn't find anything in my bible. Sorry to be a nusiance.
I suppose it's up to your Husband, but to me, a proper lady shouldn't smoke. Smoking is a man's thing. When I see a lady smoking, it makes her seem low-class.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Well congratulations on taking your first serious step toward being Saved! Hallelujah!
You have to admit that you are a filthy lowlife wad of scum, and that you richly deserve to be killed by Jesus and sent to eternal damnation by a loving God before you have any hope of escaping the torments of hell.
Now that the Holy Spirit has moved you, tell us about your sins and perversions. Don't spare the sordid details, I've heard it all as a True Christian(tm) Pastor.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Well congratulations on taking your first serious step toward being Saved! Hallelujah!
You have to admit that you are a filthy lowlife wad of scum, and that you richly deserve to be killed by Jesus and sent to eternal damnation by a loving God before you have any hope of escaping the torments of hell.
Now that the Holy Spirit has moved you, tell us about your sins and perversions. Don't spare the sordid details, I've heard it all as a True Christian™ Pastor.
Pastor I do not wish to disturb True Christians™ with my sins. I also do not want to recieve infractions.
I know you can handle them being as you are strong.
If you truly wish to know them I will tell you though.
I can't do good by you people! So I give up I tried your way for change, it sucked. So now back to my way.
Relax, Butterfly. You won't receive any infractions. Good ol' Pastor Zeke has already given you the license to speak freely of your sinful and shameful past. So get comfortable and tell us all about your sins. Ever steal anything? Ever betray a friend? What about sexual encounters? What kind of disgusting, sinful acts have you done? Any steamy experiences with another young female your age? Please elaborate.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne."Check your local cable listings.
Relax, Butterfly. You won't receive any infractions. Good ol' Pastor Zeke has already given you the license to speak freely of your sinful and shameful past. So get comfortable and tell us all about your sins. Ever steal anything? Ever betray a friend? What about sexual encounters? What kind of disgusting, sinful acts have you done? Any steamy experiences with another young female your age? Please elaborate.
And if there any photographs or videos involved, entrust them only to me. My email link is at the bottom of my signature.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Relax, Butterfly. You won't receive any infractions. Good ol' Pastor Zeke has already given you the license to speak freely of your sinful and shameful past. So get comfortable and tell us all about your sins. Ever steal anything? Ever betray a friend? What about sexual encounters? What kind of disgusting, sinful acts have you done? Any steamy experiences with another young female your age? Please elaborate.
Well where to start....
I've never stolen anything.
I've never betrayed a friend.
I did have sex before marriage....a lot.
Witchcraft
Piercings
Threesomes
Lesbo acts- Making out with my best friend drunk.....
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