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  • #46
    Re: I have questions. No insults I promise.

    Thank you so much for all the help!
    I can't do good by you people! So I give up I tried your way for change, it sucked. So now back to my way.

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    • #47
      Re: I have questions. No insults I promise.

      I have a question again....

      If my husband alows me to smoke am I aloud to?

      I couldn't find anything in my bible. Sorry to be a nusiance.
      I can't do good by you people! So I give up I tried your way for change, it sucked. So now back to my way.

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      • #48
        Re: I have questions. No insults I promise.

        Originally posted by Butterfly View Post
        I have a question again....

        If my husband alows me to smoke am I aloud to?

        I couldn't find anything in my bible. Sorry to be a nusiance.
        Nothing wrong with smoking. I myself enjoy a nice hefty Cuban to go along with a glass of cognac. However, just be aware that smoking causes many health problems, and Jesus did tell us that our bodies are temples, so a cigar every now and then while you play billiards is okay, but don't become one of those chain-smoking two-packs-a-day people.

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        • #49
          Re: I have questions. No insults I promise.

          Thank you Rev. I owe you so much gratitude. If it where not for you I would still be lost.
          I can't do good by you people! So I give up I tried your way for change, it sucked. So now back to my way.

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          • #50
            Re: I have questions. No insults I promise.

            Originally posted by Butterfly View Post
            I have a question again....

            If my husband alows me to smoke am I aloud to?

            I couldn't find anything in my bible. Sorry to be a nusiance.
            I suppose it's up to your Husband, but to me, a proper lady shouldn't smoke. Smoking is a man's thing. When I see a lady smoking, it makes her seem low-class.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #51
              Re: I have questions. No insults I promise.

              Originally posted by Butterfly View Post
              I have a question again....

              If my husband alows me to smoke am I aloud to?

              I couldn't find anything in my bible. Sorry to be a nusiance.
              You really should work on your spelling.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #52
                Re: I have questions. No insults I promise.

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                You really should work on your spelling.

                Sorry Nobar I was in a hurry.




                Pastor I am low class.....
                I can't do good by you people! So I give up I tried your way for change, it sucked. So now back to my way.

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                • #53
                  Re: I have questions. No insults I promise.

                  Originally posted by Butterfly View Post
                  Pastor I am low class.....
                  Well congratulations on taking your first serious step toward being Saved! Hallelujah!

                  You have to admit that you are a filthy lowlife wad of scum, and that you richly deserve to be killed by Jesus and sent to eternal damnation by a loving God before you have any hope of escaping the torments of hell.

                  Now that the Holy Spirit has moved you, tell us about your sins and perversions. Don't spare the sordid details, I've heard it all as a True Christian(tm) Pastor.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #54
                    Re: I have questions. No insults I promise.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Well congratulations on taking your first serious step toward being Saved! Hallelujah!

                    You have to admit that you are a filthy lowlife wad of scum, and that you richly deserve to be killed by Jesus and sent to eternal damnation by a loving God before you have any hope of escaping the torments of hell.

                    Now that the Holy Spirit has moved you, tell us about your sins and perversions. Don't spare the sordid details, I've heard it all as a True Christian™ Pastor.

                    Pastor I do not wish to disturb True Christians™ with my sins. I also do not want to recieve infractions.

                    I know you can handle them being as you are strong.

                    If you truly wish to know them I will tell you though.
                    I can't do good by you people! So I give up I tried your way for change, it sucked. So now back to my way.

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                    • #55
                      Re: I have questions. No insults I promise.

                      Relax, Butterfly. You won't receive any infractions. Good ol' Pastor Zeke has already given you the license to speak freely of your sinful and shameful past. So get comfortable and tell us all about your sins. Ever steal anything? Ever betray a friend? What about sexual encounters? What kind of disgusting, sinful acts have you done? Any steamy experiences with another young female your age? Please elaborate.

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • #56
                        Re: I have questions. No insults I promise.

                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                        Relax, Butterfly. You won't receive any infractions. Good ol' Pastor Zeke has already given you the license to speak freely of your sinful and shameful past. So get comfortable and tell us all about your sins. Ever steal anything? Ever betray a friend? What about sexual encounters? What kind of disgusting, sinful acts have you done? Any steamy experiences with another young female your age? Please elaborate.
                        And if there any photographs or videos involved, entrust them only to me. My email link is at the bottom of my signature.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #57
                          Re: I have questions. No insults I promise.

                          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                          Relax, Butterfly. You won't receive any infractions. Good ol' Pastor Zeke has already given you the license to speak freely of your sinful and shameful past. So get comfortable and tell us all about your sins. Ever steal anything? Ever betray a friend? What about sexual encounters? What kind of disgusting, sinful acts have you done? Any steamy experiences with another young female your age? Please elaborate.
                          Well where to start....

                          I've never stolen anything.

                          I've never betrayed a friend.

                          I did have sex before marriage....a lot.

                          Witchcraft

                          Piercings

                          Threesomes

                          Lesbo acts- Making out with my best friend drunk.....



                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          And if there any photographs or videos involved, entrust them only to me. My email link is at the bottom of my signature.

                          Pastor the only photos I have are piercings and I am sure you are sick of those by now.
                          I can't do good by you people! So I give up I tried your way for change, it sucked. So now back to my way.

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                          • #58
                            Re: I have questions. No insults I promise.

                            Originally posted by Butterfly View Post
                            Well where to start....

                            I've never stolen anything.

                            I've never betrayed a friend.

                            I did have sex before marriage....a lot.

                            Witchcraft

                            Piercings

                            Threesomes

                            Lesbo acts- Making out with my best friend drunk.....






                            Pastor the only photos I have are piercings and I am sure you are sick of those by now.


                            Oh dear Sister Butterfly, you are doing so very well.
                            Congratulations to you for starting the long and hard journey to God.

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                            • #59
                              Re: I have questions. No insults I promise.

                              Originally posted by angels View Post
                              Oh dear Sister Butterfly, you are doing so very well.
                              Congratulations to you for starting the long and hard journey to God.
                              Thank you Angels. Sorry I didn't reply to your message on my profile I am not a forum member so it wont let me.
                              I can't do good by you people! So I give up I tried your way for change, it sucked. So now back to my way.

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                              • #60
                                Re: I have questions. No insults I promise.

                                Originally posted by Butterfly View Post
                                Thank you Angels. Sorry I didn't reply to your message on my profile I am not a forum member so it wont let me.

                                It's fine Sister. I just wanted you to know that we support you.
                                You really are doing so very well.

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