Tweet
I'm very concerned about our Un-Gay members here at LBC. And I just wanted to warn all of you about bicycle pants. I recommend that you mow over these perverts with a full sized SUV!
Attached Files
-
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief. -
Re: A WARNING About Bicycle Pants!!!
Those pants are really gay, but they were made that way for flexibility for easy movement while riding a bike.
I don't think they should be allowed to wear those while racing on tv :/ -
Re: A WARNING About Bicycle Pants!!!
Or in public where anyone can see their tallywackers!Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
Can you imagine a nigra in a pair of those?!?!
Posted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
Blogging for CHRIST!
Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
All a-Twitter for Salvation!
Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
My Ladies of Landover profile!
Comment
-
Re: A WARNING About Bicycle Pants!!!
Well now, after seeing this (and I wish I hadn't), I think I know how and why Lance Armstrong got testicular cancer_
_
Proverbs 27:17
Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
Romans 1:20For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:2 Timothy 2:15Comment
-
Re: A WARNING About Bicycle Pants!!!
I have a tendency to sweat when I do just about anything. Just ask my husband!
If I'm sweaty and I'm doing a lot of walking, my thighs rub together and I end up with some painful chafing. When I can find them in my size, I like to get bicycle pants for when I'm doing the yard work, shopping at Walmart, or any other strenuous activity that requires a lot of movement.
Do you suppose this is alright in the Eyes of the Lord?Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
Comment
-
Re: A WARNING About Bicycle Pants!!!
You don't have any photographs of that, do you?Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
Can you imagine a nigra in a pair of those?!?!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
-
Re: A WARNING About Bicycle Pants!!!
A curiosity,
left handed folks count for ~ 1 in 6 in the general population, but in the photo, I note the ratio is 2 out of 5.
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.Comment
-
Re: A WARNING About Bicycle Pants!!!
I've never pointed my regular camera at a nigra, but I could check the security cameras.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYou don't have any photographs of that, do you?
Posted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
Blogging for CHRIST!
Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
All a-Twitter for Salvation!
Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
My Ladies of Landover profile!
Comment
-
Re: A WARNING About Bicycle Pants!!!
Well, I can imagine something like it...Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View PostCan you imagine a nigra in a pair of those?!?!Attached FilesJesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
-
-
Re: A WARNING About Bicycle Pants!!!
Feels like i'm wearing nothing at all
nothing at all
nothing at all...
Ahahaha.
Comment
-
Re: A WARNING About Bicycle Pants!!!
Depends on the material they're made from and how well they're hidden underneath your full length dress!Originally posted by VictoryOS View PostI have a tendency to sweat when I do just about anything. Just ask my husband! If I'm sweaty and I'm doing a lot of walking, my thighs rub together and I end up with some painful chafing. When I can find them in my size, I like to get bicycle pants for when I'm doing the yard work, shopping at Walmart, or any other strenuous activity that requires a lot of movement.
Do you suppose this is alright in the Eyes of the Lord?Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
sigpicComment
-
Re: A WARNING About Bicycle Pants!!!
Thank you Sister Glendora, that just supports what I was talking about here even more! These people are not athletes; they are perverts "cruising" for gay sex on bicycles!
I believe that if someone is caught wearing an outfit like the one pictured above, they should be charged not only with indecent exposure, but with pandering as well. Also, if a child sees them so indelicately displayed, I believe they are guilty of sexual assault on a minor.Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
sigpic
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21Comment
-
Re: A WARNING About Bicycle Pants!!!
And women shouldn't even consider going near a bicycle as Sister Glendorra pointed out. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...=bicycle+womenMatthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
sigpicComment
-
Re: A WARNING About Bicycle Pants!!!
Frankly why would anyone old enough to drive a car get near a bicycle? We're not tree-hugging hippies, we're Americans!Originally posted by eliot mayfield View PostPosted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
Blogging for CHRIST!
Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
All a-Twitter for Salvation!
Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
My Ladies of Landover profile!
Comment
-
Re: A WARNING About Bicycle Pants!!!
Well said Sister. Bicycles are toys for kids, like jump ropes, super balls, and .22 caliber rifles.
I think it's weird that they even make bicycles for adults. Then again, I'm not a queer, so there are a lot of things that queers are into that just don't get, like musical theater and frozen yogurt.
sigpic
Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!Comment
Comment