Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sport

[Professor Bessemer]

While Figure Skating has long been considered the gayest major sport, new evidence has dropped this extremely queer sport to number two on the list.

When told his sport was now only the second gayest, Elvis Stojko cried like a little girl.

Competitive Cycling, specifically the multi-stage grand tours of Spain, Italy and France actually have a Faggotry Quotient almost 17% higher than Figure skating. If not for the extreme gayness of the Tour de France specifically however, Figure Skating would still be slightly gayer than professional bicycle racing.

Excluding logos for explicitly gay events, this is the gayest logo ever created.

Major factors that pushed the Tour de France and cycling in general over the top were the fact that all the grand tours are all-male events that take place in Europe. Also, a large group of men riding their bicycles around in France is maybe the gayest thing there is, short of gay sex itself.

Here, a queer Tour de France competitor shows that he would rather stare at his own genitalia than make eye contact with a woman.

The Tour de France was dominated for years by Lance Armstrong, a straight man. This is not surprising, as it well known that queers lack the muscle mass and endurance of the average non-faggot.

Here two skinny little pansy cyclists share a quiet moment by the roadside consoling each other after losing yet again to Lance Armstrong.

[Nobar King]

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It's no wonder that the U.S.A. is able to completely dominate that sport. Even an aging cancer-survivor with one testicle has more (cycling) endurance than anyone in Europe.

[Brother Lazarus]

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Soccer is certainly the 3rd most gay sport.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Bobby-Joe]

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It's no wonder that the U.S.A. is able to completely dominate that sport. Even an aging cancer-survivor with one testicle has more (cycling) endurance than anyone in Europe.

Godly truth Brother Nobar. No one can pump as long or as hard as a NOT gay American. The Euro-sissies just can't keep it up like we can. Why? Atheism, sucks the virility out of a man.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I bet God gave Lance Armstrong cancer in his stones and brain because He was unhappy about Lance spending all that time with homos!

[Professor Bessemer]

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Here are few images of your typical Tour de France fans, 93% of whom are completely gay. My Scientheistic colleagues and myself spent countless hours last year in France researching the race.

We spent many late nights interviewing people like this. It was not pleasant.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Am I the only one who noticed the subliminal sexual imagery in this picture? Does the "T" in Tour look a little phallic for your tastes? What's worse is the "F" in France is in the basic shape of a man and it looks like he is performing a heinous homosexual act on the tip of the T.

Also look at the "R" in Tour. Why is this guy bent over in receptive, submissive position? And why does it look like Pac-Man is doing a truly repulsive oral act with the man's backside nether regions?

From what I understand about gay people is they like to speak in code. Some of them refer to each other as "Friends of Dorothy" which in fagspeak means they're homos. There is also a highly complicated hanky system which shows what sexual acts they like to do and if they are top and bottom based on the color of the hanky and left-right positioning of it. It wouldn't surprise me if homosexuals intentionally put these clues in the logo as a secret signal for other homosexuals.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sp

Am I the only one who noticed the subliminal sexual imagery in this picture? Does the "T" in Tour look a little phallic for your tastes? What's worse is the "F" in France is in the basic shape of a man and it looks like he is performing a heinous homosexual act on the tip of the T.

Also look at the "R" in Tour. Why is this guy bent over in receptive, submissive position? And why does it look like Pac-Man is doing a truly repulsive oral act with the man's backside nether regions?

From what I understand about gay people is they like to speak in code. Some of them refer to each other as "Friends of Dorothy" which in fagspeak means they're homos. There is also a highly complicated hanky system which shows what sexual acts they like to do and if they are top and bottom based on the color of the hanky and left-right positioning of it. It wouldn't surprise me if homosexuals intentionally put these clues in the logo as a secret signal for other homosexuals.

I agree Pastor. It does look like the "T" is about to penetrate the "R" in that poster. Then there are the colors, orange, traditional gay color. It is clear that Europe has gone more gayed out than San Fransisco if every poster is just some blatant depiction of a homosexual act like this poster.

[Nobar King]

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I thought pink was the gay color. That's why they honor the pink jersey:


Now that you mention it, the O looks like a boob. Why else would they put a nipple in the middle of it?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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I was just thinking the o was a head on view of a penis.

This creeping subliminal stuff is just demonic !!

[Eugene Hackwith]

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Everyone knows that real men race cars, motorcycles, boats, and anything else you can strap an engine to.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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What straight person would ever want to tour a godless fag-infested hell-hole like France?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What straight person would ever want to tour a godless fag-infested hell-hole like France?

Amen! And since when is riding a bicycle considered a "sport?" That's how kids get to school! It's not a sport!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Exactly, Pastor Zeke! Bicycles are a form of transportation and therefore not a sport. Riding the bus isn't a sport, is it?

[cosmic latte]

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Am I the only one who noticed the subliminal sexual imagery in this picture? Does the "T" in Tour look a little phallic for your tastes? What's worse is the "F" in France is in the basic shape of a man and it looks like he is performing a heinous homosexual act on the tip of the T.

Also look at the "R" in Tour. Why is this guy bent over in receptive, submissive position? And why does it look like Pac-Man is doing a truly repulsive oral act with the man's backside nether regions?

From what I understand about gay people is they like to speak in code. Some of them refer to each other as "Friends of Dorothy" which in fagspeak means they're homos. There is also a highly complicated hanky system which shows what sexual acts they like to do and if they are top and bottom based on the color of the hanky and left-right positioning of it. It wouldn't surprise me if homosexuals intentionally put these clues in the logo as a secret signal for other homosexuals.

NO
Actually the "r" in touR is supposed to be a man, the "O" in tour is supposed to be a bike's wheel, and the yellow ball (pac-man) in front of the man is the front wheel of the bike.
It's a biker. not a gay sign