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  • Herr_Doktor Phd.
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2008
    • 493

    #16
    Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

    It's probably worth considering that there is an element of "gayness" in all computers. Remember that the homo Alan Turing is the father of all computers. He probably ensured that there is a little piece of gay code in every computer ever manufactured.

    I think Apple's are the gayest of them all. What with all those pretty looks and happy colours. It's like somebody has applied make-up and lipstick to them.
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    • Glendora Christianson
      Spiritual Mother of LBC
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2329

      #17
      Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

      I was thinking maybe everyone should consider getting an IBM portable computer. But the more I think about the name I BM, the more I wonder if our Ex-Gay members might develop an unhealthy interest in scat (forgive me Jesus!). VERY DISTURBED MOTHER GLENDORA
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      • Click
        Guest, fool
        • Sep 2009
        • 6

        #18
        Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
        They even target their obviously Homo customer base by manufacturing Laptops in colors such as "flamingo pink ", "ruby red", "sunshine yellow" and "espresso brown."

        It's the curse of Skittles all over again.

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        Jesus hurry back and Save us all.
        Or maybe a lot of females buy the pink ones and a lot of males buy the black ones??? That's like saying cars are gay because sometimes you can get one in pink as well as blue...

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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #19
          Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

          Originally posted by Click182 View Post
          Or maybe a lot of females buy the pink ones and a lot of males buy the black ones??? That's like saying cars are gay because sometimes you can get one in pink as well as blue...
          That's an excellent point. LBC's researchers have done extensive studies in the area of automotive gayness. Satan can be clever, I'll give him that.
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          • Click
            Guest, fool
            • Sep 2009
            • 6

            #20
            Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
            That's an excellent point. LBC's researchers have done extensive studies in the area of automotive gayness. Satan can be clever, I'll give him that.
            What's Satan got to do with anything? And why should certain colours be more aimed at males or females. It's really a crazy and dated concept that pink is more female where blue is typically more male.

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            • VictoryOS
              True Christian™ Beauty Queen
               
              • Dec 2007
              • 5388

              #21
              Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

              Originally posted by Click182 View Post
              What's Satan got to do with anything? And why should certain colours be more aimed at males or females. It's really a crazy and dated concept that pink is more female where blue is typically more male.
              You really don't believe satan has anything to gain from the Homosexual Agenda? Have you actually thought about your stance on this issue?
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              • Click
                Guest, fool
                • Sep 2009
                • 6

                #22
                Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                You really don't believe satan has anything to gain from the Homosexual Agenda? Have you actually thought about your stance on this issue?
                I don't believe that making laptops (and for that matter cars and sweets) different colours suddenly makes that product 'gay'.

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                • benjamin
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 20

                  #23
                  Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                  there is something to be said about a group of people that dont like a group of people that are of a different beleif and/or lifestyle, theyre called

                  nazis

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #24
                    Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                    That definition would make a lot of people "nazis" friend.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Palmer C. Eldrich
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                      Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
                       
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 349

                      #25
                      Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                      Originally posted by benjamin View Post
                      there is something to be said about a group of people that dont like a group of people that are of a different beleif and/or lifestyle, theyre called

                      nazis
                      Boy, you even insult NAZIs with your ignorance. Just because someone is prejudiced against others or is a bigot doesn't make them a NAZI.
                      Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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                      • benjamin
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                        Under Investigation
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 20

                        #26
                        Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                        two things...i aint your freind wide open

                        and you, the other freeaky avatar guy who msgd me, what have i said that offends you, if you dont like summat, like gay people..then dont interact with them...you have NO RIGHT AT ALL to be cruel or vindictive to them...NONE

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                        • Sisko
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 14

                          #27
                          Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                          Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
                          Boy, you even insult NAZIs with your ignorance. Just because someone is prejudiced against others or is a bigot doesn't make them a NAZI.
                          But why do you hate Dell just because they make laptops in different colours? What's wrong with giving people choice?

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                          • Palmer C. Eldrich
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                            • Mar 2008
                            • 349

                            #28
                            Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                            Originally posted by benjamin View Post
                            if you dont like summat, like gay people..then dont interact with them...you have NO RIGHT AT ALL to be cruel or vindictive to them...NONE
                            I don't even know what summat is. BTW, I try to stay away from fags like you. Can you tell me what rights I have, Mr. Constitution?
                            Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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                            • Sisko
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 14

                              #29
                              Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                              Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
                              I don't even know what summat is. BTW, I try to stay away from fags like you. Can you tell me what rights I have, Mr. Constitution?
                              Why are you insulting strangers on the internet?

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                              • VictoryOS
                                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                 
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 5388

                                #30
                                Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                                Originally posted by Sisko9 View Post
                                But why do you hate Dell just because they make laptops in different colours? What's wrong with giving people choice?
                                "Choice" is the gateway to Hell.
                                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                in 2016

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