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  • Are Dell Computers Gay?

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

    They even target their obviously Homo customer base by manufacturing Laptops in colors such as "flamingo pink ", "ruby red", "sunshine yellow" and "espresso brown."

    It's the curse of Skittles all over again.

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    • #3
      Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

      Last year we learned that Dell is luring innocent school children into the homo lifestyle.

      I will never buy a Dell computer, even if it does help the economic recovery.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #4
        Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

        I made the mistake of buying three of these for the household staff. Well PRAISE Jesus He opened my eyes to this wickedness under my own rough of my own HOUSE!

        I marched in there, grabbed Jimmy Rays, Maria & Juanita's and Choung's computers marched right out into the back yards, doused them down right down with gasoline and tossed a match on the pile.

        Maria begged me not to

        "Seniora Puta Bobby-Joe, how can we look at anything wicked with the filter you Bendehos have with ISPs?" Maria said

        I knew there that while Maria still respected me Satan was already setting up shop her lower intestine.

        "Listen you guest worker harlot! I know all about your viewing of the Fisher Price on line catalog.Gift' s for your little nice, right! Old Man Hatched put me wise to what those toys really are used for. Get from sight harlot before God moves me to a sterner rebuking!" I admonished her.

        With that she ran to her crawl space weeping and hid from me.

        I think I did the right thing

        I PRAY to Christ it is the right thing.

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        • #5
          Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

          When me and the boys see some Homer using their Dell Laptop we run right over the queer and his Laptop on our Scoots.
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          • #6
            Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            "Seniora Puta Bobby-Joe, how can we look at anything wicked with the filter you Bendehos have with ISPs?" Maria said
            Maria called you a "Senora"?

            Perhaps she's confusing your work robes with a dress. Is she unaware that you're a manly, 100%-not-gay sort of fellow?
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            • #7
              Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Maria called you a "Senora"?

              Perhaps she's confusing your work robes with a dress. Is she unaware that you're a manly, 100%-not-gay sort of fellow?
              Oh course she knows I am a NOT gay Christian man. That is why she address me with the honorific "puta".

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • #8
                Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                At the very end there were mock tallywhackers climaxing everywhere. What was the point of that. Since when do factories produce puddles of homersexural colors. I build my own godly and heterosexual desktop computers these days anyway. They don't sell parts to built laptops so I'll just go without one. I wouldn't want a gay laptop on my lap anyway.
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                • #9
                  Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                  What do you expect from a company that's name is just one letter away from Hell? I have a Dell computer here with me in the closet.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                    Project much?
                    Gimmie a Foster's mate!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                      Originally posted by gsdkain View Post
                      Project much?
                      Are you trying to imply our 100% heterosexual engaged-for-6-or-7-years Pastor Zeke is somehow a....nancyboy?

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                        Are you trying to imply our 100% heterosexual engaged-for-6-or-7-years Pastor Zeke is somehow a....nancyboy?
                        That's a nice beard.

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                        • #13
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                          Is that some kind of snide comment about my avatar?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                            I wonder, since Apple discontinued use of its rainbow Apple symbol, did it renounce homosexuality?

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                            • #15
                              Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                              Whatever it is, their icon is still an apple with a bite taken out of it, an obvious reference to the fall of man.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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