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Are Dell Computers Gay?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?
Last year we learned that Dell is luring innocent school children into the homo lifestyle.
I will never buy a Dell computer, even if it does help the economic recovery.
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I made the mistake of buying three of these for the household staff. Well PRAISE Jesus He opened my eyes to this wickedness under my own rough of my own HOUSE!
I marched in there, grabbed Jimmy Rays, Maria & Juanita's and Choung's computers marched right out into the back yards, doused them down right down with gasoline and tossed a match on the pile.
Maria begged me not to
"Seniora Puta Bobby-Joe, how can we look at anything wicked with the filter you Bendehos have with ISPs?" Maria said
I knew there that while Maria still respected me Satan was already setting up shop her lower intestine.
"Listen you guest worker harlot! I know all about your viewing of the Fisher Price on line catalog.Gift' s for your little nice, right! Old Man Hatched put me wise to what those toys really are used for. Get from sight harlot before God moves me to a sterner rebuking!" I admonished her.
With that she ran to her crawl space weeping and hid from me.
I think I did the right thing
I PRAY to Christ it is the right thing.
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Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post"Seniora Puta Bobby-Joe, how can we look at anything wicked with the filter you Bendehos have with ISPs?" Maria said
Perhaps she's confusing your work robes with a dress. Is she unaware that you're a manly, 100%-not-gay sort of fellow?Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostMaria called you a "Senora"?
Perhaps she's confusing your work robes with a dress. Is she unaware that you're a manly, 100%-not-gay sort of fellow?
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At the very end there were mock tallywhackers climaxing everywhere. What was the point of that. Since when do factories produce puddles of homersexural colors. I build my own godly and heterosexual desktop computers these days anyway. They don't sell parts to built laptops so I'll just go without one. I wouldn't want a gay laptop on my lap anyway.Master of Godly Debating
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Originally posted by gsdkain View PostProject much?
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