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  • Sisko
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2009
    • 14
    #31
    Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
    "Choice" is the gateway to Hell.
    That's a crazy thing to say! We have choices every single day, it's chosing the right path that determines the 'good' or 'bad' in us!

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621
        #32
        Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

        Originally posted by Herr_Doktor Phd. View Post
        It's probably worth considering that there is an element of "gayness" in all computers. Remember that the homo Alan Turing is the father of all computers. He probably ensured that there is a little piece of gay code in every computer ever manufactured.
        Have you been following the news from England? Our Prime Sinister just apologised to Alan Turing for not being a sodomite. Truly depraved stuff. I wonder if the Papists have started praying to him yet?
        Originally posted by Click182 View Post
        What's Satan got to do with anything? And why should certain colours be more aimed at males or females. It's really a crazy and dated concept that pink is more female where blue is typically more male.
        According to Godless militant feminazi radicals like you, I suppose the idea that "wives should submit to their own husband in everything" (Ephesians 5:24) and that they must learn in silence and not be permitted to teach or have any authority (1 Timothy 2:11-12) is also a "crazy and dated concept"?
        Originally posted by benjamin View Post
        two things...i aint your freind wide open
        Why are you so hateful? Wide-Open is a lovely man.
        Originally posted by Sisko9 View Post
        Why are you insulting strangers on the internet?
        Because that's where he happened to encounter this particular fag. I'm sure if he bumped into that fag in the street, he'd insult him there as well.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Sisko
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Sep 2009
            • 14
            #33
            Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            Have you been following the news from England? Our Prime Sinister just apologised to Alan Turing for not being a sodomite. Truly depraved stuff. I wonder if the Papists have started praying to him yet?

            According to Godless militant feminazi radicals like you, I suppose the idea that "wives should submit to their own husband in everything" (Ephesians 5:24) and that they must learn in silence and not be permitted to teach or have any authority (1 Timothy 2:11-12) is also a "crazy and dated concept"?

            Why are you so hateful? Wide-Open is a lovely man.

            Because that's where he happened to encounter this particular fag. I'm sure if he bumped into that fag in the street, he'd insult him there as well.
            Yes, totally outdated. I also don't think insulting people for no good reason is appropriate either!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748
                #34
                Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                I guess you're opposed to the first amendment?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621
                    #35
                    Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                    Originally posted by Sisko9 View Post
                    Yes, totally outdated.
                    The word of the Lord is never outdated.

                    Psalm 12:6 The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
                    7 Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

                    Psalm 33:11 The counsel of the LORD standeth for ever, the thoughts of his heart to all generations.

                    Psalm 100:5 For the LORD is good, his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations

                    Psalm 117:2 For his merciful kindness is great toward us: and the truth of the LORD endureth for ever. Praise ye the LORD.

                    Psalm 119:160 Thy word is true from the beginning: and every one of thy righteous judgments endureth for ever.

                    Isaiah 40:8 The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.

                    Matthew 24:35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

                    Luke 16:17 And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than one tittle of the law to fail.

                    Get the message?
                    I also don't think insulting people for no good reason is appropriate either!
                    He wasn't insulting people for no good reason, he was insulting people for being fags. That's a perfectly good reason.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027
                        #36
                        Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                        Originally posted by Sisko9 View Post
                        What's wrong with giving people choice?
                        I really can't recall the last time I heard of such a vile and disgusting comment
                        Last edited by SUV; 09-14-2009, 01:02 PM.

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                          • Moo2
                            Unsaved trash, teenaged witch
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 38
                            #37
                            Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                            What is wrong with letting people have a choice?

                            On a side note, this is why I am the proud owner of an Asus. Soooo much better than my Gateway.... I really hated that thing.
                            Over hill and through the vail, peace and justice will prevail.

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                              • SUV
                                True Christian™ Princess
                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                Have at it, anytime!
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 11027
                                #38
                                Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                                Originally posted by Mew2 View Post
                                What is wrong with letting people have a choice?

                                On a side note, this is why I am the proud owner of an Asus. Soooo much better than my Gateway.... I really hated that thing.
                                As if we don't already have enough troubles with athians despoiling our Godly board, now we have....pro-choice....

                                Who has a computer that sounds like the ending part of a digestive system. JESUS $AVE US ALL!!! Each and every one!!!

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                                  • Brother Temperance
                                    Senior Usher
                                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                    A very nice young man
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15621
                                    #39
                                    Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                                    Originally posted by Mew2 View Post
                                    What is wrong with letting people have a choice?
                                    What if Satan tells people to make the wrong choice?

                                    Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

                                    We shouldn't make decisions, we should trust God to make the right choices for us. Praise!
                                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                      • Quark81
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        Under Investigation
                                        • Sep 2009
                                        • 1
                                        #40
                                        Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                        What if Satan tells people to make the wrong choice?

                                        Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

                                        We shouldn't make decisions, we should trust God to make the right choices for us. Praise!
                                        Then you have to have the strength to make the right choices, but that's what life's all about!

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                                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                            Christ's Rottweiler
                                             
                                            • Jan 2008
                                            • 22840
                                            #41
                                            Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                                            Originally posted by Quark81 View Post
                                            Then you have to have the strength to make the right choices, but that's what life's all about!
                                            You seem to think that God runs some sort of democracy. If you can show that He does, I will donate $5 to the Democrats.
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                                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                              • H. Montague Worthington
                                                True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 2716
                                                #42
                                                Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                                                When choosing a computer, I find it helpful to remember the mnemonic WWJLI-- what would Jesus Log Into? Obviously, the Apple computer machines are an abomination to God. They promote homosexurality through the rainbow symbol and the fall of man from Eden with the apple missing Adam's bite.

                                                So relegated to a PC, there are still many choices. I have used a Dell Computer before, and I like them. Dell is located in a manly business park in suburban Dallas, so one can imagine the Dell Computers being made and sold by people in Cowboy hats, wearing spurs, clad in chaps, and carrying a whip. Nothing gay about that.

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                                                  • InHisLove
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Aug 2009
                                                    • 77
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                                                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                                    Oh course she knows I am a NOT gay Christian man. That is why she address me with the honorific "puta".

                                                    Just for future reference, puta means bitch or faggot, depending on who you aim it at. I've been called that word. Mostly on the daily.

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                                                      • im a queer pervert get over it
                                                        Unsaved trash, sodomite teen
                                                        • Sep 2009
                                                        • 39
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Are Dell Computers Gay?

                                                        [QUOTE=Herr_Doktor Phd.;399073]It's probably worth considering that there is an element of "gayness" in all computers. Remember that the homo Alan Turing is the father of all computers. He probably ensured that there is a little piece of gay code in every computer ever manufactured.

                                                        I think Apple's are the gayest of them all. What with all those pretty looks and happy colours. It's like somebody has applied make-up and lipstick to them.[/QUOTE

                                                        What the hell, jesus chirst, alan turing was a great man who made the invention of the century, there is no gayness in computers or gay coding this forum is a joke, you will be in eternal damnation when you realise your fucking fantasy world aint real it's just made up rubish
                                                        Lev.18:22
                                                        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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