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  • Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

    Well, like the title says... my wife's menstrual hut burned down last night, and the timing could not have been any worse. Rebekah gave birth to our fifth son last month, and her womb is going about its business of wasting eggs and bleeding all over the place during this period of inactivity. (As part of our agreement, Rebekah gets three months rest before we conceive again, as long as she bears me a son.)

    So since the hut has been in disuse for many months until yesterday, it was a bit of a mess. There was a termite problem. Something had chewed off the end of the extension cord, so there was no electricity. Rebekah was reading the Bible by candlelight and fell asleep without putting it out, and the towel over the window caught fire. So in the middle of the night, she comes screaming and banging on the back door like some overgrown, overexcited hen. I told her to go wait in the woods and to be sure not to sit on anything but the ground, so as not to make objects in our yard likewise unclean.

    My buddy Earl and I had the fire put out by about 4am, but it's a total loss. In a way, this is a good thing because I am so proud of Rebekah for being such wonderful help-meet that I was planning on building her a new menstrual hut anyways, complete with an electrical drop and a hookup to the septic tank. This just gives me a good reason to finally get off my duff and get 'ir done. On the other hand, Rebekah does not have a good place to sleep in the meantime. She ended up finishing off the night on a tarp in the woods, but they're saying a storm might be coming through later this week.

    She can't stay in the house though. Leviticus 15:19-24 is very clear on this:

    And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
    And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
    And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
    And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
    And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
    And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.


    Earl says she can stay in his wife's menstrual hut, but his wife is also on her unclean time. I can't find any prohibitions in Scripture, but something just seems wrong about two bleeding, hormonal women spending the night together.



    Any advice?
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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    Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

    Well I'm not sure about putting two menstruating women in the same hut, unless it's a concrete bomb shelter; who knows what damage two fighting wildcats could get into with that.

    Could you pick up a cheap tent? Just until you're able to get a new shed built, another option would be if you have an old tool shed. Sure it would be unclean until evening, but as long as you took the tools out, power washed after shes done and then left it, that should qualify under the Deuteronomy laws.

    23And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
    24And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.
    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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    • #3
      Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

      This should work for this month. On the Amazon.com website page, the price is a mere $7.41. After your wife despoils it, you can simply burn it.



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        Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

        You are joking right? You are putting your wife outside, in a storm because she is "Dirty". I am amazed how almost 100% of the people on this forum are ignorant...I hope some day you all will see that how you are acting is not right. Your wife should be in her bed with her husband, not in the woods, cold with no one on her side...

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        • #5
          Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

          Originally posted by Chris The Christian View Post
          I am amazed how almost 100% of the people on this forum are ignorant...
          Are you suggesting Brother Jedediah listen to you instead of GOD? Isn't it more ignorant for a True Christian™ to ignore what is written in the Bible?

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          Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
          May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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            Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

            Originally posted by Chris The Christian View Post
            You are joking right? You are putting your wife outside, in a storm because she is "Dirty". I am amazed how almost 100% of the people on this forum are ignorant...I hope some day you all will see that how you are acting is not right. Your wife should be in her bed with her husband, not in the woods, cold with no one on her side...
            You claim to be a Christian, but you are ignorant of Biblical Law. Brother Jedediah even posted the appropriate scripture. The Bible is the word of God. If you have an issue with us following the Bible, you actually have an issue with God. I fear you may already be irretrievably damned. I will pray for your hell bound soul.
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            • #7
              Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

              I guess I believe that there is more to the Bible. If you loved your wife, you would allow her to stay in your/her house. No matter what circumstances. God would forgive you.

              I believe in God, I pray to God, I read the Bible, what els could make you 'more' of a Christian? I know you do not state this but you sure are implying it.

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                Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                Originally posted by Chris The Christian View Post

                I believe in God, I pray to God, I read the Bible, what els could make you 'more' of a Christian? I know you do not state this but you sure are implying it.
                Well I suppose what would make you 'more' of a Christian would be, instead of just reading the Bible for the nice poetry and stories, actually taking on board the Word of GOD and obeying the words you read in the Bible? Y'know, since GOD wrote them, I reckon He must have thought they were important.

                Call me crazy, but that's my best guess.
                May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                • #9
                  Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                  Hmm, me coming onto this Christian Forums and Posting must be the Devil in me? I better go get this checked out.

                  Also God did not Write the Bible. I am just saying this because every one on here needs to be perfectly clear or they will be questioned by 10 other people...

                  The fact is, the Bible was written by forty different writers over a period of fifteen hundred years, most of whom never met or talked to each other.

                  But it is The Word of God,

                  Thanks!

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                    Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                    Originally posted by Chris The Christian View Post
                    Hmm, me coming onto this Christian Forums and Posting must be the Devil in me? I better go get this checked out.

                    Also God did not Write the Bible. I am just saying this because every one on here needs to be perfectly clear or they will be questioned by 10 other people...

                    The fact is, the Bible was written by forty different writers over a period of fifteen hundred years, most of whom never met or talked to each other.

                    But it is The Word of God,

                    Thanks!
                    Please see my sermon on the subject of how we can verify which Bible is the one TRUE Word of God HERE.

                    And no more derailing threads.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                      Originally posted by Chris The Christian View Post
                      Hmm, me coming onto this Christian Forums and Posting must be the Devil in me? I better go get this checked out.

                      Also God did not Write the Bible. I am just saying this because every one on here needs to be perfectly clear or they will be questioned by 10 other people...

                      The fact is, the Bible was written by forty different writers over a period of fifteen hundred years, most of whom never met or talked to each other.

                      But it is The Word of God,

                      Thanks!
                      The fact is, you probabaly never even opened a Bible, not to mention have no semblance of knowledge of what is written in there.

                      The fact is, it's all part of the divine plan, True Christians™ are on their way to Heaven, and you missed the boat entirely.

                      The fact is, you need to get on the boat or you're going to HELL.
                      May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                        Hmm, so it seems we have another "everyone goes to Heaven", "I don't have to obey God's Holy Word" Unitarian Universalist false Christian following a false Jesus of his own deluded imaginings.

                        I'll have an update on Rebekah's arrangement for tonight before bedtime... We're still sorting it out. I really should come up with something better for the remaining 5 days, though.
                        II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                        And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                        In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                        Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                        The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                        • #13
                          Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                          Well, if you want to see what we arranged for the night, take a look at the picture Prof. Bessemer posted. The tarp had already been tainted, so we had Earl's wife (also on her unclean time) tie some cable between two trees and drape the tarp over it. I picked up a blow-up raft at Alco for $8, and Earl's wife weighed the edges of the tarp around the raft with some cinder blocks. Since Rebekah can obviously not be trusted with candles, I bought her a flashlight so that she can read the Bible.

                          Rebekah knows better than to sass me, but I can tell that she would like better accommodations. Earl's wife's 7 days will be up on Monday, and we can move Rebekah into her hut after that, but I'd still like a better solution. I hate to break the bank, but should I maybe consider getting her a room at the Piggett Motor Inn? Her womb has borne me many sons, after all...
                          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                            Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                            Originally posted by Chris The False Christian View Post
                            You are joking right? You are putting your wife outside, in a storm because she is "Dirty". I am amazed how almost 100% of the people on this forum are ignorant...I hope some day you all will see that how you are acting is not right. Your wife should be in her bed with her husband, not in the woods, cold with no one on her side...
                            I'm not understanding your issue here. The Bible clearly says that us women are unclean for 7 days of the month. Personally I enjoy my shed time, it's peaceful and gives me time to read my Bible and pray.

                            Do you have scripture to backup your point that I should be in the house? Because Brother Jedediah showed you clearly that us women are to be separated during our issue.

                            Oops, wrong area. Sorry Brothers, I'll leave now.

                            Could somebody PM me with a way to keep the mens section from showing up in my new posts?
                            Last edited by BelieverInGod; 05-14-2010, 04:56 AM. Reason: wrong area
                            Drama queen

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                              Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                              If you ask me, we have been far to easy on the women folk.
                              Why do the need electricity or candles for that matter. They can read the Bible during day light hours and sleep when it gets dark.
                              Did Jesus have a blow up raft to sleep on, NO, she should be grateful for some straw. For goodness sakes man quit treating her like a child.

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