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  • Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer)
    Unsaved trash, Bible-denying "gay Christian" fluffy bunny
    • Jul 2010
    • 87

    #1

    Questions for literalists

    If you believe the Bible should be read literally, then do you believe that...

    1. The value of pi=3 (1 Kings 7:23)?

    2. Snakes and donkeys can talk (Genesis 11, Numbers 22)?

    3. Goats copulating in front of striped rods will produce striped babies (Genesis 30)?

    4. That the earth has four corners (Isaiah 11)?

    5. Rabbits chew the cud (Leviticus 11)?

    There are many more examples besides, but this will do for now!
  • handmaiden
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    • May 2010
    • 11215

    #2
    Re: Questions for literalists

    Originally posted by Christian_Rover View Post
    If you believe the Bible should be read literally, then do you believe that...

    1. The value of pi=3 (1 Kings 7:23)?

    2. Snakes and donkeys can talk (Genesis 11, Numbers 22)?

    3. Goats copulating in front of striped rods will produce striped babies (Genesis 30)?

    4. That the earth has four corners (Isaiah 11)?

    5. Rabbits chew the cud (Leviticus 11)?

    There are many more examples besides, but this will do for now!
    1. Yes.

    2. Yes--God can and did endow these animals with speech to serve His purpose.

    3. Yes -- the baby goats turned out exactly as promised. The scripture makes that clear.

    4. Yes-- haven't you ever looked at a map?

    5. Yes-- rabbits chew their own droppings for redigestion-- this is basically the same as hewing up their food from their stomachs to be re-chewed. Same purpose, slightly different plumbing lay out.

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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #3
      Re: Questions for literalists

      Originally posted by Christian_Rover View Post
      If you believe the Bible should be read literally, then do you believe that...

      1. The value of pi=3 (1 Kings 7:23)?

      2. Snakes and donkeys can talk (Genesis 11, Numbers 22)?

      3. Goats copulating in front of striped rods will produce striped babies (Genesis 30)?

      4. That the earth has four corners (Isaiah 11)?

      5. Rabbits chew the cud (Leviticus 11)?

      There are many more examples besides, but this will do for now!
      More of your God mocking. I went to check and validate what you said was true.

      Point 1. It does not say what you have written. This is what it says;
      1 Kings 7:23 And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.

      Since you were wrong on the first point, and the following are not correctly referenced, I did not bother checking.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        • Apr 2009
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        #4
        Re: Questions for literalists

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        More of your God mocking. I went to check and validate what you said was true.

        Point 1. It does not say what you have written. This is what it says;
        1 Kings 7:23 And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.

        Since you were wrong on the first point, and the following are not correctly referenced, I did not bother checking.
        ten cubits from the one brim to the other: d=10
        a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about: c=30

        The distance around a circle is called the circumference. The distance across a circle through the center is called the diameter. is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to the diameter. Thus, for any circle, if you divide the circumference by the diameter, you get a value close to Pi. This relationship is expressed in the following formula:



        so the KJV CFT says = 30/10 = 3
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        • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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          • Jun 2009
          • 2241

          #5
          Re: Questions for literalists

          Ahem.

          The 'molten sea' 10 cubit diameter is across the top and includes the thickness of the wall of the vessel. The 30 cubit measurement is the inner circumference of the vessel. If it wasn't so early, I would calculate out the thickness of the vessel for you.
          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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          • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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            • Jun 2009
            • 2241

            #6
            Re: Questions for literalists

            Rabbits have an extension of their bowels called a cecum. It functions like the extra stomach(s) of cows and sheep and such. That is how all those animals can eat grass and survive.

            See how God's plan works? The cattle in the fields do the big job of keeping the grass looking nice, and the rabbits are like God's little string trimmers, going in and taking care of the edges and around the shrubs and such. God likes the pastures to be well kept, and His Plan with the cattle and the rabbits is how that is accomplished. It is also a lesson (a parable) for us in showing us how God wants us to tend our lawns and fields and estates in accordance with His wishes.

            Drive through Freehold, Iowa sometime, and note how well kept everything looks!! God's Blessing upon Freehold is manifest even unto the tiniest blade of grass!!





            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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            • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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              • Jun 2009
              • 2241

              #7
              Re: Questions for literalists

              Regarding #2,

              presumably Christian Rover can make the occasional coherent utterance, and frankly, that is more of a miracle than any number of talking goats.



              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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              • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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                • Jun 2009
                • 2241

                #8
                Re: Questions for literalists

                The world has 4 directions, (north, south, east, and west, for the unSaved Trash in Loma Linda) and the winds are always portrayed as a group of 4 also.

                Seems kind of consistent to me . . .


                I can't help but wonder why someone would chose a logon ID of Christian Rover, and then take pride in demonstrating willful ignorance here.



                Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
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                  #9
                  Re: Questions for literalists

                  Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
                  Ahem.

                  The 'molten sea' 10 cubit diameter is across the top and includes the thickness of the wall of the vessel. The 30 cubit measurement is the inner circumference of the vessel. If it wasn't so early, I would calculate out the thickness of the vessel for you.
                  That gives C to be 31.41592653589793 cubits
                  31.41592653589793-30=1.41592653589793
                  1.41592653589793 is the total thickness of both sides to the vessel)
                  one side = 0.707963267948965 cubits or 32.7636905cm

                  But that is not what the KJV CFT says, there is no mention of a vessel, so you are adding an interpretation to the text, how do the Pastors feel about you adding things to the "book" that are not there?
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                  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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                    • Jun 2009
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                    #10
                    Re: Questions for literalists

                    The water, or whatever fluid is meant by 'molten sea' would have to be contained in some way or it would splash all over the floor and make a mess.

                    For example, in the picture below, imagine a similar structure 10 cubits across, and 30 cubits around the inside of the stone work.

                    This is not a difficult concept.
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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      • Apr 2009
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                      #11
                      Re: Questions for literalists

                      Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
                      The water, or whatever fluid is meant by 'molten sea' would have to be contained in some way or it would splash all over the floor and make a mess.

                      For example, in the picture below, imagine a similar structure 10 cubits across, and 30 cubits around the inside of the stone work.

                      This is not a difficult concept.
                      No it is not, but that is not what "god" said, you are still adding to the word of "god", putting you own interpretation on the words. You could just as easerly interpret it to mean the it was approximately 10 cubits across and approximately 30 cubits around, and the 5 cubits height could mean from the bottom of the sea in other words its depth, leaving the surface at ground level so no need for a vessel.
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                      • BelieverInGod
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                        • Feb 2010
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                        #12
                        Re: Questions for literalists

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        No it is not, but that is not what "god" said, you are still adding to the word of "god", putting you own interpretation on the words. You could just as easerly interpret it to mean the it was approximately 10 cubits across and approximately 30 cubits around, and the 5 cubits height could mean from the bottom of the sea in other words its depth, leaving the surface at ground level so no need for a vessel.
                        NO ITS NOT! NO ITS NOT! NO ITS NOT!

                        My toddler son would be spanked for acting like you.

                        Of course the Bible talks about a vessel.

                        1 Kings 7:23-24 And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. And under the brim of it round about there were knops compassing it, ten in a cubit, compassing the sea round about: the knops were cast in two rows, when it was cast.

                        If that isn't discussing a vessel, what is? Anyway, I've always considered this argument about Pi as silly. Any value for pi is rounded, so the Bible rounded to the whole number, big deal. If you round 3.14 to the whole number, what do you get?
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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          #13
                          Re: Questions for literalists

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          NO ITS NOT! NO ITS NOT! NO ITS NOT!

                          My toddler son would be spanked for acting like you.

                          Of course the Bible talks about a vessel.

                          1 Kings 7:23-24 And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. And under the brim of it round about there were knops compassing it, ten in a cubit, compassing the sea round about: the knops were cast in two rows, when it was cast.

                          If that isn't discussing a vessel, what is? Anyway, I've always considered this argument about Pi as silly. Any value for pi is rounded, so the Bible rounded to the whole number, big deal. If you round 3.14 to the whole number, what do you get?
                          You are still placing an interpretation on the words.

                          Brim : an edge or border (originally specifically of the sea or a body of water)

                          Now if you are saying it is an approximation of what else in the KJV-CFT is mealy an approximation of the truth?
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                          • BelieverInGod
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                            #14
                            Re: Questions for literalists

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            You are still placing an interpretation on the words.

                            Brim : an edge or border (originally specifically of the sea or a body of water)
                            Go read the scripture, it speaks of things under the brim, so obviously the brim was above ground.

                            I'm sorry that they didn't write the KJV for retards. I guess God just had a higher standard for his followers.

                            Now if you are saying it is an approximation of what else in the KJV-CFT is mealy an approximation of the truth?[/QUOTE]
                            Give me the exact decimal value of pi. I'll wait.
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                            • Jo Freddie
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                              #15
                              Re: Questions for literalists

                              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                              Go read the scripture, it speaks of things under the brim, so obviously the brim was above ground.
                              As I have already said, it can easily be interpreted to mean that, but it does not actually say that and requires interpretation to reach that conclusion, you have to read between the lines. Nowhere does it say it was a vessel.
                              I'm sorry that they didn't write the KJV for retards. I guess God just had a higher standard for his followers.
                              But you are always saying that the KJV-CFT is theTrue word of "god" and not open to interpretation, show me where it actually says it was a vessel without the need to interpret the words to draw that conclusion.
                              Give me the exact decimal value of pi. I'll wait.
                              I am not the one saying the maths is true and does not require interpretation.

                              So just to recap, to conclude that the molten sea was held in a vessel you need to read between the lines and interpret what the text means.
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