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  • #1

    Greetings

    Greetings and salutations, friends.

    I was saved just three years ago, and am requiring of an evangelical fellowship to spread the Good News with. I sincerely hope we can work together to glorify the Lord.

    Please be forthcoming with your queries.

    1 Thessalonians 5:26     Greet all the brethren with an holy kiss.
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  • #2
    Re: Greetings

    Welcome Hugo.

    I'll pass on that kiss if you don't mind.

    Stevie (Christian Rover) can have mine.

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    • #3
      Re: Greetings

      Hello Brother Hugo,

      Where are you from? What church do you go to? How did you find Jesus?
      2 Chronicles 7:14
      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • #4
        Re: Greetings

        Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
        Hello Brother Hugo,

        Where are you from? What church do you go to? How did you find Jesus?
        Hello Sister Charli,

        I currently reside in England, though my roots are South American. I minister to this sideways towns only Baptist denomination. It is an interesting mission, the people here take sin in their stride, but I believe I am right to be here.

        Matthew 25:14 For the kingdom of heaven is a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods.

        I found the Lord in a cold cell, for days all I had to read was the Bible, and eventually He came by my side to support me.

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        • #5
          Re: Greetings

          Originally posted by Brother Hugo View Post
          Hello Sister Charli,

          I currently reside in England, though my roots are South American. I minister to this sideways towns only Baptist denomination. It is an interesting mission, the people here take sin in their stride, but I believe I am right to be here.

          Matthew 25:14 For the kingdom of heaven is a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods.

          I found the Lord in a cold cell, for days all I had to read was the Bible, and eventually He came by my side to support me.

          Were you put in jail for homosexuality? (I understand there is a lot of that behavior going around in England.) I was interested in your ministering to sideways towns. What are your favorite sins to minister to? Do you do this as a hobby and cast out demons, or are you seeking to become an Ordained Baptist Pastor?
          Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

          2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



          King James Bible v1611

          Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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          • #6
            Re: Greetings

            Introductions are where you tell us about yourself, not where you tell us to ask questions.

            Please tell us about your personal relationship with Jesus, and the trials and tribulations He has lain before you along the way. Your testimony will inspire others, I'm sure.

            Leave out your mamasita's taco recipes, ok?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Greetings

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

              Leave out your mamasita's taco recipes, ok?
              Why?

              PASTA TACO SALAD
              8 oz. Ranch salad dressing
              1 pkg. taco seasoning
              1 lb. ground beef
              1/4 c. chopped onion
              1/4 bottle taco sauce
              1/2 box spiral pasta
              1 can chili kidney beans
              1 sm. can black olives, chopped

              Cook pasta until done. Brown the ground beef with the onion. Mix all ingredients together in bowl. Best if its mixed the day before eating. Keep in the refrigerator.
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              • #8
                Re: Greetings

                Welcome Hugo!

                What did you do to end up in the clink?

                Jo Freddie, taco seasoning is full of chemicals!

                Corinthians 6
                19 What! know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
                1 Timothy 5
                23 No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities.




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                • #9
                  Re: Greetings

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  Why?

                  PASTA TACO SALAD
                  8 oz. Ranch salad dressing
                  1 pkg. taco seasoning
                  1 lb. ground beef
                  1/4 c. chopped onion
                  1/4 bottle taco sauce
                  1/2 box spiral pasta
                  1 can chili kidney beans
                  1 sm. can black olives, chopped

                  Cook pasta until done. Brown the ground beef with the onion. Mix all ingredients together in bowl. Best if its mixed the day before eating. Keep in the refrigerator.
                  As you well know, pasta does not belong in taco salad. It's like catsup on a hot dog. I can only assume you put it there as a pean to your imaginary pasta friend. You claim this is not akin to transubstantiation, but how can this not be cannibalism in your twisted mythology? If someone gave me a flesh-flavored loaf of bread, I'd be thinking "Last Supper" for sure. I was going for Mexican tonight, but you've wrecked it.
                  Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                  2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                  King James Bible v1611

                  Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Greetings

                    Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
                    As you well know, pasta does not belong in taco salad. It's like catsup on a hot dog. I can only assume you put it there as a pean to your imaginary pasta friend. You claim this is not akin to transubstantiation, but how can this not be cannibalism in your twisted mythology? If someone gave me a flesh-flavored loaf of bread, I'd be thinking "Last Supper" for sure. I was going for Mexican tonight, but you've wrecked it.
                    Not cannibalistic in the slightest
                    FAQ 69: And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.
                    The pasta is not flesh flavoured, that is the beef, bovine flesh flavour.
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                    May my Sauce be with you!
                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                    The Loose Canon - HTML version
                    Loose Canon Fan Page
                    North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                    I have been to The Volcano!

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