Curiosity Killed The Cat

[: Salem :]

Good thing I'm human!

Hi, my name is Salem, I am a Canadian, I am 18, I am a song writer, I am a girl, and I am a firm believer in love and peace. I am not Christian, I am simply curious to know about your religion. So, I will only speak if necessary to my understanding of your religion.

Peace and love from Salem

[Levi Jones]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

Congratulations on being a hell-bound God-mocking witch.

If you wanted to know, you would use the search function or simply lurk. I believe you are here to mock and cause strife.

God hates you.

These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

[: Salem :]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

Congratulations on being a hell-bound God-mocking witch.

If you wanted to know, you would use the search function or simply lurk. I believe you are here to mock and cause strife.

God hates you.

But if I merely lurked, I would be unable to ask questions, and questions are the key to understanding.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

But if I merely lurked, I would be unable to ask questions, and questions are the key to understanding.

The key to knowledge is information. Find it , read it then if you don't understand clarify.
If you want everything given to you, spoon fed I should say, you on;y know what a person wants you to know'
Open a Bible, KJV 1611, start at the beginning and learn the Lord's way.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

I am simply curious to know about your religion.

It doesn't get any simpler. This is what we believe. All of it.

[: Salem :]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

The key to knowledge is information. Find it , read it then if you don't understand clarify.
If you want everything given to you, spoon fed I should say, you on;y know what a person wants you to know'
Open a Bible, KJV 1611, start at the beginning and learn the Lord's way.

I hve not been here long, and already I have been inspiration is practically jumping off the screen.

[Nobar King]

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Are you a fan of Jewel? She's dreamy.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

I hve not been here long, and already I have been inspiration is practically jumping off the screen.

We are not buying your whimsical little tale of Miss Innocence who writes songs and who just wants to understand us - Indeed what twaddle

You sound like some sort of undercover hippie Mooslim mole that is aiding and abetting treachery in the name of Satan

Are you spying on the good people here because you hate Jesus?

Filthy Mooslims quote the Queeran and speak falsely of love and peace as you do, shortly before strapping themselves with 10 pounds of C-4 an detonating it at a kindergarten

The KJV1611 clearly warns us True Christians(tm) of what to expect......and also what to return:
Exodus 21:14

But if a man acts with premeditation against his neighbor, to kill him by treachery, you shall take him from My altar, that he may die.

[landoverlover]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

Good thing I'm human!

Hi, my name is Salem, I am a Canadian, I am 18, I am a song writer, I am a girl, and I am a firm believer in love and peace. I am not Christian, I am simply curious to know about your religion. So, I will only speak if necessary to my understanding of your religion.

Peace and love from Salem

You've got seven strikes against you at the jump. You will "only speak if necessary"? What does that mean? Are we supposed to beg Your Majesty to favor us with her wisdom? Do you think we will weep bitter tears if you remain silent? It's YOUR soul, get to work on it. Or not.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

Good thing I'm human!

Hi, my name is Salem, I am a Canadian, I am 18, I am a song writer, I am a girl, and I am a firm believer in love and peace. I am not Christian, I am simply curious to know about your religion. So, I will only speak if necessary to my understanding of your religion.

Peace and love from Salem

This is a Christian forum. Jesus has sent you here for a reason, girl.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Lydia]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

If you're really here to learn about Christianity (and NOT to troll around) then you should check out THIS website. It helped me!

[: Salem :]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

It doesn't get any simpler. This is what we believe. All of it.

I have read it, thank you.

Are you a fan of Jewel? She's dreamy.

Sorry, never heard of her.

We are not buying your whimsical little tale of Miss Innocence who writes songs and who just wants to understand us - Indeed what twaddle

You sound like some sort of undercover hippie Mooslim mole that is aiding and abetting treachery in the name of Satan

Are you spying on the good people here because you hate Jesus?

Filthy Mooslims quote the Queeran and speak falsely of love and peace as you do, shortly before strapping themselves with 10 pounds of C-4 an detonating it at a kindergarten

The KJV1611 clearly warns us True Christians™ of what to expect......and also what to return:
Exodus 21:14

But if a man acts with premeditation against his neighbor, to kill him by treachery, you shall take him from My altar, that he may die.

I am not Muslim, I have been called a hippie before (although I do not consider myself one) , and I am not here to cause any trouble. I am here to learn, nothing more.

You've got seven strikes against you at the jump. You will "only speak if necessary"? What does that mean? Are we supposed to beg Your Majesty to favor us with her wisdom? Do you think we will weep bitter tears if you remain silent? It's YOUR soul, get to work on it. Or not.

"Beg Your Majesty to favor us with her wisdom"? What the bloody hell is that supposed to mean? All I am saying is if I don't speak much, it's because it's unecessary and I do not want to offend anyone.

This is a Christian forum. Jesus has sent you here for a reason, girl.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Yes, sir!

[: Salem :]

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If you're really here to learn about Christianity (and NOT to troll around) then you should check out THIS website. It helped me!

I think that my observations on this website have given me a good idea of what Christianity is like, thank you anyway.

[Lydia]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

I think that my observations on this website have given me a good idea of what Christianity is like, thank you anyway.

Ok. I'll just pray that heart will be opened to the Truth and you feel His glorious love! (You may be confused at first, like I was, but trust me, it's worth it )

[: Salem :]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

Ok. I'll just pray that heart will be opened to the Truth and you feel His glorious love! (You may be confused at first, like I was, but trust me, it's worth it )

Thanks, but so far I only have plans to observe, not convert.