[Lydia]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

Thanks, but so far I only have plans to observe, not convert.

Ok. I'm still gonna be praying though...

[: Salem :]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

Ok. I'm still gonna be praying though...

It's appreciated. Maybe one day I'll convert... I think I need time to consider it. It would take time, that's for sure, I am so used to my ways...

[Lydia]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

BTW, you may wanna rethink your signature. I've listened to Nightwish before myself, but I doubt any of the True Christian Pastors and moderators would like it too much.
Just a heads up!

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

I am not Muslim, I have been called a hippie before (although I do not consider myself one) , and I am not here to cause any trouble. I am here to learn, nothing more.

So other people have identified you as a Hippie also.

Well now understanding that you are in fact a "hippie" and a so called "song writer" there is no doubt that you are unemployed (unemployable??) and under the influence of illicit narcotics.

Young lady,that is a surefire way to Hell -

However I feel that you are actually here with an ulterior motive

You are here in a desperate bid to get help and escape your drab drug cultured existence and to find some actual worthwhile meaning to your current worthless and unloved life.

You have come to the right place to be Saved™. Jesus and the Pastors of Gods favourite Church will will conquer all

As a first step you need to commence reading Gods irrevocable law and this will be found in the KJV1611 Bible - Do you own a copy??

Praise Jesus

[Lydia]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

It's appreciated. Maybe one day I'll convert... I think I need time to consider it. It would take time, that's for sure, I am so used to my ways...

That's ok. There's still time. I understand that you're not used to a life like this (neither am I), but sometimes it just takes that little "leap of faith".

[: Salem :]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

BTW, you may wanna rethink your signature. I've listened to Nightwish before myself, but I doubt any of the True Christian Pastors and moderators would like it too much.
Just a heads up!

Thanks Lydia, I'll change it in a moment.

So other people have identified you as a Hippie also.

Well now understanding that you are in fact a "hippie" and a so called "song writer" there is no doubt that you are unemployed (unemployable??) and under the influence of illicit narcotics.

Young lady,that is a surefire way to Hell -

However I feel that you are actually here with an ulterior motive

You are here in a desperate bid to get help and escape your drab drug cultured existence and to find some actual worthwhile meaning to your current worthless and unloved life.

You have come to the right place to be Saved™. Jesus and the Pastors of Gods favourite Church will will conquer all

As a first step you need to commence reading Gods irrevocable law and this will be found in the KJV1611 Bible - Do you own a copy??

Praise Jesus

Actually, I don't do drugs, and I do own a copy of the KJV1611 Bible And furthermore, I am not converting just yet

[Lydia]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

Thanks Lydia, I'll change it in a moment.

No problem.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

Good thing I'm human!

Hi, my name is Salem, I am a Canadian, I am 18, I am a song writer, I am a girl, and I am a firm believer in love and peace. I am not Christian, I am simply curious to know about your religion. So, I will only speak if necessary to my understanding of your religion.

Peace and love from Salem

You certainly do sound a lot like a Muslim.

You've got seven strikes against you at the jump. You will "only speak if necessary"? What does that mean?

To be fair, I'll be impressed if she actually manages to restrain her natural female instinct to constantly yap-yap-yap her empty little head off about every trivial little thing under the sun. You wouldn't catch a manly True Christian Man babbling on pointlessly the way most women do. Why, I was talking to my pastor about this very subject just the other day. I pointed out to him how much most women seem to ramble on endlessly for no good reason, and he said "that's right Temperance, they certainly do." That's what I'm talking about.

All I am saying is if I don't speak much, it's because it's unecessary and I do not want to offend anyone.

You've already offended Jesus by rejecting him and choosing the antichrist, so it's a bit late to start worrying about that now.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

I am 18, I am a song writer, I am a girl, and I am a firm believer in love and peace.

Sounds to me like you write songs that tempt young people to engage in sexual activity before marriage.

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version)
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

As a consequence these young folk will spend eternity burning in hell. As you will too if you die unsaved. This rubbish about "I am not ready yet" is like saying "I am not ready yet to die" but none of us know when our time on this earth is up. For us True Christians(tm) we pray it will be soon so that we can meet Jesus face to face and have all our riches in Heaven. You, young lady, had better pray it is not before you "are ready" to be saved.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

Thanks Lydia, I'll change it in a moment.


Actually, I don't do drugs, and I do own a copy of the KJV1611 Bible And furthermore, I am not converting just yet

Understood - I am glad that you don't partake in illicit substance abuse

So what religion are you potentially converting from?

[: Salem :]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

No problem.

You certainly do sound a lot like a Muslim.

To be fair, I'll be impressed if she actually manages to restrain her natural female instinct to constantly yap-yap-yap her empty little head off about every trivial little thing under the sun. You wouldn't catch a manly True Christian Man babbling on pointlessly the way most women do. Why, I was talking to my pastor about this very subject just the other day. I pointed out to him how much most women seem to ramble on endlessly for no good reason, and he said "that's right Temperance, they certainly do." That's what I'm talking about.

You've already offended Jesus by rejecting him and choosing the antichrist, so it's a bit late to start worrying about that now.

Um....Yeah....

Sounds to me like you write songs that tempt young people to engage in sexual activity before marriage.

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version)
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

As a consequence these young folk will spend eternity burning in hell. As you will too if you die unsaved. This rubbish about "I am not ready yet" is like saying "I am not ready yet to die" but none of us know when our time on this earth is up. For us True Christians™ we pray it will be soon so that we can meet Jesus face to face and have all our riches in Heaven. You, young lady, had better pray it is not before you "are ready" to be saved.

Excuse me, but have you heard my songs? No, you have not. So please do not assume you know what they are about, thanks.

Understood - I am glad that you don't partake in illicit substance abuse

So what religion are you potentially converting from?

A form of Paganism, but I have a feeling I will be converting soon.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

Originally Posted by : Salem :
A form of Paganism, but I have a feeling I will be converting soon.

Paganism, that is just a polite way to say Satanism



I detected a subliminal message for help coming from you but I had no idea that you were a chicken stabbing, virgin sacrificing, plane hyjacking Satanic witch

Young lady your mortal life is obviously abysmal and you are destined to be Hell-bound and suffer eternal fiery misery as a result of choosing Satan over Jesus.
I pity you deeply as you are obviously demon possessed and are most likely writing songs about drinking urine, kidnapping babies and praising Obama Hussien.

Best you obtain and thoroughly read a copy of the KJV1611 immediately

I will pray that you find Jesus and become Saved(tm)

[: Salem :]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

Paganism, that is just a polite way to say Satanism



I detected a subliminal message for help coming from you but I had no idea that you were a chicken stabbing, virgin sacrificing, plane hyjacking Satanic witch

Young lady your mortal life is obviously abysmal and you are destined to be Hell-bound and suffer eternal fiery misery as a result of choosing Satan over Jesus.
I pity you deeply as you are obviously demon possessed and are most likely writing songs about drinking urine, kidnapping babies and praising Obama Hussien.

Best you obtain and thoroughly read a copy of the KJV1611 immediately

I will pray that you find Jesus and become Saved™

Actually, I don't do drugs, and I do own a copy of the KJV1611 Bible

I have read it, thanks.

Oh, and I don't worship the devil. Perhaps the god I worshipped was false, but I do not worship the devil. I am ready to change my ways. And my songs are about things that have happened in my past; my parents' divorce, first love, etc. Anything that bears strong emotional significance in my memories.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

Originally Posted by : Salem :
I am ready to change my ways. And my songs are about things that have happened in my past; my parents' divorce, first love, etc. Anything that bears strong emotional significance in my memories.

If you wish to “change” as you say then do not procrastinate further and immediately seek divine counsel from one of God's True Christian™ ambassadors such as Rev. Jim Osborne or one of the other Godly pastors here at God’s favourite Ministry

All here will assist and guide you to the pinnacle of human existence by becoming a True Christian™

Find Jesus and find eternal life – Do not delay young lady become Saved™

I feel that my Prayers for you are being fulfilled – I will pray even harder for you to ensure that you find Salvation™

Praise Jesus, another Sister is about to come to you

Warner S. Davidson

[: Salem :]

Re: Curiosity Killed The Cat

If you wish to “change” as you say then do not procrastinate further and immediately seek divine counsel from one of God's True Christian™ ambassadors such as Rev. Jim Osborne or one of the other Godly pastors here at God’s favourite Ministry

All here will assist and guide you to the pinnacle of human existence by becoming a True Christian™

Find Jesus and find eternal life – Do not delay young lady become Saved™

I feel that my Prayers for you are being fulfilled – I will pray even harder for you to ensure that you find Salvation™

Praise Jesus, another Sister is about to come to you

Warner S. Davidson

Upon further investigation of this website, I have come to realize that perhaps this is not the best place for an eighteen year old bisexual girl.