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  • How I was SAVED by the Word of GOD

    Dear Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

    apologies that this will be a somewhat long introduction, but I want you to know the sad story of my agnostic youth and the glorious tale of my enlightenment through the Word of the LORD.

    I am grateful to have found this bastion of true believers in the word of the LORD, at a time when rationalists are threatening the minds of our children from all sides. It pains me to admit that I come from "Old Europe" – the part that shamefully refused to support Bush, Ashcroft and Wolfowitz in their just crusade.

    Sadly, I was raised in an agnostic household, without being baptized, and was given the opportunity to decide if I wanted to join a church in time for holy communion. Of course I was delighted to finally be baptized – and still consider it gross negligence by my parents to not baptize me just after birth... what if I had died before accepting Jesus as my personal savior???

    I even joined the rank and file of the Roman Catholic church as a choir boy. However, after a few years I felt that something was wrong with the way the Roman Catholic hierarchy worked. I became disillusioned and an Agnostic Atheist sometime before I turned 18, straying dangerously from the path of righteousness.

    However, through guidance from the Holy Spirit, I later picked up a KJV Bible and started reading for myself. This is when the power of the Word of the LORD truly hit me. I started reading HIS wisdom and was certain that HE had a plan for me. I used to think some parts of the bible were only to be taken metaphorically, because that is what I had learned from the Roman Catholic church.

    But the watershed moment when I became a born-again Biblical literalist was when I realized that the LORD spoke not in metaphors, but in clear, unambiguous language, available for all who have eyes to read. I found most striking how the LORD in his infinite benevolence and wisdom had set up a simple test for who was a True Christian who knew the Bible and who was just superficially proclaiming their Christianity.

    I speak, of course, about the brilliant misdirection in Exodus through which the LORD has clouded the minds of most self-proclaimed “Christians” today into following the wrong set of the 10 Commandments (Exodus 20:1-18). Those expired 10 Commandments have only ever been in effect for perhaps an hours before the LORD got so upset by the Israelites worshipping the golden calf that he wanted to destroy all of them. Moses prevented this by pointing out that the LORD would look small in the eyes of the Egyptians and would have broken his promises. (Exodus 32:11-14)

    Instead, Moses came down from the mount and destroyed the tablets holding the first version of the 10 Commandments:

    “And it came to pass, as soon as he came nigh unto the camp, that he saw the calf, and the dancing: and Moses' anger waxed hot, and he cast the tables out of his hands, and brake them beneath the mount.” (Exodus 32:19)

    Then he proceeded to cleanse the camp of those who had worshipped the golden calf through righteous fraticide. Afterwards, Moses climbed back to the top of the mountain with two new, blank tablets and received the real, current and eternal version of the 10 Commandments (Exodus 34:17-28). To ensure that True Christians who took the trouble to actually read the word of the LORD themselves would know which were the true 10 Commandments, the LORD in his infinite compassion even put very clear statements before and after them:

    “Observe thou that which I command thee this day” (Ex. 34:11) before and

    “And the LORD said unto Moses, Write thou these words: for after the tenor of these words I have made a covenant with thee and with Israel. And he was there with the LORD forty days and forty nights; he did neither eat bread, nor drink water. And he wrote upon the tables the words of the covenant, the ten commandments.” (Ex. 34:27-28) immediately afterwards.

    That is when I knew I was SAVED as I had passed the test, put in the Bible to separate the superficial Christians who rely on a second-hand interpretation of scripture (and will go to HELL for not following the true commandments on which the covenant has been based) from the TRUE Christians who know the true words of their LORD because they have read the Bible themselves. Because I know the REAL 10 Commandments, I know that I must not seethe a kid in its mother's milk (Ex. 34: 26) and that I must sacrifice a lamb if I wish to avoid sacrificing my firstborn son, who belongs to GOD (Ex. 34:20).

    I am very happy and humbled that I have finally found a group of like-minded True Christians who understand how important it is to study the bible cover-to-cover, to understand the LORD's plan for your life and how to be SAVED by Jesus Christ.

    I am happy that I shall be in Heaven with the other True Christians, while all the superficial, modern, rationalist “Christians” will know eternal damnation in Hell for their ignorance, lazyness and moral relativism.

    Amen,

    Alvin
    Mark 11: 12-14: "And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever." You cannot hide from JESUS' wrath behind natural laws! Gravity is only a theory and will not prevent the rapture!

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    Re: How I was SAVED by the Word of GOD

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    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: How I was SAVED by the Word of GOD

      Sing Hosana!

      Thank you for your wonderful testimony. Many so-called "Christians" claim to know the truth of the Gospel, but it is rare indeed to by chance come across a REAL Christian who possesses True Truth(c).

      Matthew 7:21-23
      Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      My heart rejoices that the LORD has brought you here.
      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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        Re: How I was SAVED by the Word of GOD

        Originally posted by Alvin View Post

        But the watershed moment when I became a born-again Biblical literalist was when I realized that the LORD spoke not in metaphors, but in clear, unambiguous language, available for all who have eyes to read. I found most striking how the LORD in his infinite benevolence and wisdom had set up a simple test for who was a True Christian who knew the Bible and who was just superficially proclaiming their Christianity.
        Oh, praise Jesus! Speak it, brother!

        Originally posted by Alvin View Post
        I am very happy and humbled that I have finally found a group of like-minded True Christians who understand how important it is to study the bible cover-to-cover, to understand the LORD's plan for your life and how to be SAVED by Jesus Christ.

        I am happy that I shall be in Heaven with the other True Christians, while all the superficial, modern, rationalist “Christians” will know eternal damnation in Hell for their ignorance, lazyness and moral relativism.

        Amen,

        Alvin
        Oh what a friend we have in Jesus!
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          Re: How I was SAVED by the Word of GOD

          Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™ Mr. Alvin!

          That was some powerful testimony! Its great to have another Christian among us, and I can sympathize with the horror of having liberal agnostic parents.

          I was wondering if you could answer a quick question for me. Is there perhaps a Mrs. Alvin?
          "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

          An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
          Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
          My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
          Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
          An Open Question to All false christians.

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            Re: How I was SAVED by the Word of GOD

            Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
            Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™ Mr. Alvin!

            That was some powerful testimony! Its great to have another Christian among us, and I can sympathize with the horror of having liberal agnostic parents.

            I was wondering if you could answer a quick question for me. Is there perhaps a Mrs. Alvin?
            Dear Ms. Lycia,

            thank you so much for your kind words and your chaste enquiry. It feels so good and safe to have the chance to talk with a woman who is a True Christian and who therefore I know is interested purely in saving my soul. The fact that you have also suffered under the yoke of militant liberalism as a child - and can therefore understand my deep trauma - does truly warm my heart.

            I have had such truly horrifying experiences with the predatory atheist or “moderate Christian” women I have met both in real life and out there on the Godless Intertubes. Oftentimes when I was merely trying to have a meaningful conversation about the LORD’s omnipotence, I received all kinds of innuendos of adultery which, I am ashamed to confess, at times conjured up unpure – and quite detailed - images in my mind. Of course I enquired with a number of doctors about options for surgically removing my right eye, as JESUS commands us to:

            “But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast [it] from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not [that] thy whole body should be cast into hell” (Matthew 5:28-29)


            But those heathen worshipers of Hippocrates refused to even consider helping me in my time of need. Not knowing what to do, I ended up using an eyepatch to at least functionally lose use of my right eye. But then I kept being asked if I was a follower of a strange demon called the “Levitating Tagliatelle Beast” so I eventually took the patch off.

            But to answer your question: No, sadly there is no Mrs. Alvin yet. I simply have not yet found a good and sufficiently obedient True Christian Woman who properly regards physical contact between a man and a woman as a necessary evil which can only ever be justified by creating many new Child Soldiers for Christ.

            I am very ashamed to say that before having been saved by His Word, I have known women and have even been living in Sin. And instead of contemplating the Bible as is proper, I was often frolicking about town and even dancing to the Devil’s own, Un-American songs (Salsa, Merengue and even… it still makes me shudder now… Bachata). I know now that Latin is one of the preferred tongues of the devious Lightbringer – and I am sure it is not mere coincidence that the rotten appendix to the south of GOD’s own United States is called "Latin America". I only ask that you do not condemn me for my past but welcome me with compassionate arms, as I have truly seen the error of my ways and have emerged a stronger soul, saved by the LORD and with a clear purpose in life.

            May the Blessings of Christ the Savior be with you – and I am so extatic to see that Good Christian Women such as yourself still do exist, despite centuries of onslaught from rationalism, feminism, liberalism and even the UN’s Godless "charter of human rights", so there is still hope. I understand you also had a difficult time before being Saved - and as bad as it was for me, I cannot even begin to imagine how harsh life must be for a woman lost in the storm of the temptations of the mortal flesh. I am so glad you found Christ before it was too late. My prayers and pure thoughts go out to you.

            Alvin

            PS: Ms. Lycia - I do hope you will not find this question too intrusive - but how is your baking?
            Mark 11: 12-14: "And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever." You cannot hide from JESUS' wrath behind natural laws! Gravity is only a theory and will not prevent the rapture!

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              Re: How I was SAVED by the Word of GOD

              Mr. Alvin, thank you for your wonderful reply! A good amount of members in this forum have somewhat "colorful" pasts and I am sure you will find that it is no barrier to praising Jesus and serving the Lord. Remember:

              "I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance." Luke 15:7

              Originally posted by Alvin View Post
              May the Blessings of Christ the Savior be with you – and I am so extatic to see that Good Christian Women such as yourself still do exist, despite centuries of onslaught from rationalism, feminism, liberalism and even the UN’s Godless "charter of human rights", so there is still hope. I understand you also had a difficult time before being Saved - and as bad as it was for me, I cannot even begin to imagine how harsh life must be for a woman lost in the storm of the temptations of the mortal flesh. I am so glad you found Christ before it was too late. My prayers and pure thoughts go out to you.
              Indeed, I was once a radical atheist feminazi anarchist harlot, and I thank the Lord every day that He has seen fit in His infinite mercy to give me and other repentant sinners like me a second chance at redemption. Though my parents (and your's too, by the sound of it!) tried their hardest to damn us to an eternity in Hell, it brings me great joy to know we have found the narrow path to Heaven.

              PS: Ms. Lycia - I do hope you will not find this question too intrusive - but how is your baking?
              Umm..... improving?
              "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

              An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
              Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
              My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
              Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
              An Open Question to All false christians.

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                Re: How I was SAVED by the Word of GOD

                Originally posted by Alvin
                I am very ashamed to say that before having been saved by His Word, I have known women and have even been living in Sin.
                Friend, this is the wonderful thing about being Saved™. Before I found Christ, I laid with mankind as with womankind, working that which is unseemly and which the LORD hates.

                However, upon being baptized and proclaiming Jesus Christ as my personal LORD and Savior, I became washed in His Blood, and all my sins were erased.

                I John 1:7
                But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.


                Upon my being born again as a blood-bought son of the King, I knew in my heart of hearts that I must cure my sodomania if I was to be a pure and perfect True Christian™. After months and months of intensive sexual reorientation therapy and one-on-one counseling with the Pastors, I knew that not only do I have no desire to commit sin and abomination; nay, as a True Christian™ in whom dwells the Holy Ghost, I am incapable of sinning! Glory!

                II Corinthians 5:17
                Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

                I John 3:6-9
                Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
                Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
                He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
                Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
                II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                  Re: How I was SAVED by the Word of GOD

                  Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                  Friend, this is the wonderful thing about being Saved™. Before I found Christ, I laid with mankind as with womankind, working that which is unseemly and which the LORD hates.

                  However, upon being baptized and proclaiming Jesus Christ as my personal LORD and Savior, I became washed in His Blood, and all my sins were erased.

                  I John 1:7
                  But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
                  Praise the LORD, I have found the righteous True Christians!

                  Thank you, Brother Jedediah, I can truly feel your words and the scripture you cite cleanse my unworthy soul! I feel I have been truly blessed to happen upon this hidden treasure of upstanding Christians who take HIM at his word.

                  I shall contemplate how to best apply my newfound inner fire to praise and glorify the LORD. I kneel before HIS grace, safe in my humble conviction that all those who do not follow HIS word to the letter will know eternal damnation, fire, brimstone and gnashing of teeth. Or at the very least drying up of roots:

                  Mark 11: 12-14, 20-21
                  "And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever.

                  And in the morning, as they passed by, they saw the fig tree dried up from the roots. And Peter calling to remembrance saith unto him, Master, behold, the fig tree which thou cursedst is withered away".

                  Verily, one cannot hide from JESUS' wrath behind natural laws! If JESUS comes and tells you to levitate, you better start flying. Gravity is only a theory - and JESUS is your savior, not Newton, so the Unsaved masses need to stop worshiping Gravity and grow into their true potential in CHRIST!

                  As always on my knees, contemplating the LORD's will as HIS humble servant,

                  Alvin
                  Mark 11: 12-14: "And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever." You cannot hide from JESUS' wrath behind natural laws! Gravity is only a theory and will not prevent the rapture!

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                    Re: How I was SAVED by the Word of GOD

                    I just joined like brother. Do not let the euro wackos put any strange pinko ideas like tolerance in your mind.

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                      Re: How I was SAVED by the Word of GOD

                      Aziz

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