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Default Good Bye - 11-01-2010, 07:49 PM

Right I am leaving this forum because I can’t stand it any longer. You people are nothing but resist, homophobic’s and perverts. We live in a world full of individuals, you want them to hear your opinions on life, yet you will not listen to ours because we do not matter. You call people horrid names because they have a love for something that in your opinion is unnatural and go about burning the books. Yet if I were to burn the bible, because in my opinion this is just a real book you would cry out saying how wrong it is. Books, films, toys and games are created to develop the imagination of children, even adults alike.

I am proud to have a love for Harry Potter. Joanne Rowling is a brilliant woman, what other author has gotten half the world to read and enjoy it? Created a book that will go through the centres as a classic for children and adults alike? A woman who has used her own fortune to help charities around the world, and close to home? Given people jobs and careers though agreeing to have her fantastic stories made into films?

I am also proud to say I have a black boyfriend, whom I live with and who I love with all my heart, and one day I will be the mother of his children and his wife, but only when we are ready for this. I am proud to say I have a gay best friend, who is funny and caring, and a bloody brilliant Rugby Player who could have gone to the Super League but didn’t want to leave his family and friends by moving away so he plays in a semi-professional team and coach’s youths. A best friend who is a single mother and who’s child is very bright and loving. And a best friend who doesn’t care what people think of her when she dyes her hair a different colour each week, and has multiple facial piercing because she is expressing her self and been an individual, who is a friend to anyone who accepts her and will be a friend for life because when she choose a close friend she loves them like they are family, like a brother or sister. I accept them for who they are, and they accept me for who I am.

I came here as I was struggling with religion, I didn’t know what to believe. But I am leaving here now as unsure as ever. Because if what you say is true that god is not the man (Or Woman) they he (Or she) is portrayed to be.

There for at the current moment in time my religious views are as follows: ‘British NRL’ and ‘The HP Lexicon’.

Good Bye

(P.S. If you don't know what ‘British NRL’ or ‘The HP Lexicon’ is go here www.google.com)
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Default Re: Good Bye - 11-01-2010, 07:54 PM

2 John 1:10-11 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.


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Default Re: Good Bye - 11-01-2010, 08:00 PM

That was very eloquently (that means smart) put and I believe I am going to agree with you and leave. Though I will not be as insightful as your goodbye was Totallysane and will simply say See you all in HELL f.uckers! Because that's the only place you dickheads deserve to be. And as I've said before I'll be waiting there with the largest pineapples when I find you.
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(And don't reply with I'm going to Hell, yada yada, faithful flock and all that bollocks, because that threat is getting old. All I'm going to say is if I'm going to Hell, then you lot most definitely are, you bought your one way ticket years ago.)
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Default Re: Good Bye - 11-01-2010, 08:02 PM

So your "boyfriend" is a nigroe?
He is studying to be a "doctor" in the UK?

I think you are leaving due to a "communications gap" from the UK to the glorious USA.

Totallyinane
: we USA'ers do not have nigra doctors like you folks do.
Over here, we call them dental assistants. They are not allowed to place any of their digits in a white persons' mouth.
See how different we are! I imagine your boyfriend has placed all his digits in your mouth; and will someday do the same to the children.

Oh well , in British Lexicographical fashion, "Hello-Goodbye" to you too.


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Default Re: Good Bye - 11-01-2010, 08:02 PM

It's a shame you two hate Jesus and want to go to Hell.

There is only one way to Heaven, and that is to follow God's commands. ALL of them, not just the handful that you like.

Here, I think, is your real problem:

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use if what you say is true that god is not the man (Or Woman) they he (Or she) is portrayed to be.
God is exactly as He is portrayed IN THE BIBLE.

In popular culture, God is some all-loving entity who forgives everybody of any sin and lets everybody into Heaven.

Then people get confused, when they see how an all-loving entity allows millions of children to starve to death every day, or die of preventable diseases like dysentery (in which they painfully and slowly die of diarrhea).

The Bible makes it all clear; God is the creator of both good AND evil, and of peace AND war. He says so Himself.

God loves those who obey Him. He hates all others. He hates them so much that after they die, He will resurrect them from the dead at Judgment, just so He can cast them into an eternity of torture in His Lake of Fire.

Want to know who God is? Read the Bible, not the fairy tales told by feelgood preachers who just want you to show up and put money in the plate.


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: Good Bye - 11-01-2010, 08:06 PM

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Right I am leaving this forum because I can’t stand it any longer. You people are nothing but resist, homophobic’s and perverts. We live in a world full of individuals, you want them to hear your opinions on life, yet you will not listen to ours because we do not matter. You call people horrid names because they have a love for something that in your opinion is unnatural and go about burning the books. Yet if I were to burn the bible, because in my opinion this is just a real book you would cry out saying how wrong it is. Books, films, toys and games are created to develop the imagination of children, even adults alike.

I am proud to have a love for Harry Potter. Joanne Rowling is a brilliant woman, what other author has gotten half the world to read and enjoy it? Created a book that will go through the centres as a classic for children and adults alike? A woman who has used her own fortune to help charities around the world, and close to home? Given people jobs and careers though agreeing to have her fantastic stories made into films?

I am also proud to say I have a black boyfriend, whom I live with and who I love with all my heart, and one day I will be the mother of his children and his wife, but only when we are ready for this. I am proud to say I have a gay best friend, who is funny and caring, and a bloody brilliant Rugby Player who could have gone to the Super League but didn’t want to leave his family and friends by moving away so he plays in a semi-professional team and coach’s youths. A best friend who is a single mother and who’s child is very bright and loving. And a best friend who doesn’t care what people think of her when she dyes her hair a different colour each week, and has multiple facial piercing because she is expressing her self and been an individual, who is a friend to anyone who accepts her and will be a friend for life because when she choose a close friend she loves them like they are family, like a brother or sister. I accept them for who they are, and they accept me for who I am.

I came here as I was struggling with religion, I didn’t know what to believe. But I am leaving here now as unsure as ever. Because if what you say is true that god is not the man (Or Woman) they he (Or she) is portrayed to be.

There for at the current moment in time my religious views are as follows: ‘British NRL’ and ‘The HP Lexicon’.

Good Bye

(P.S. If you don't know what ‘British NRL’ or ‘The HP Lexicon’ is go here www.google.com)
What point are you exactly trying to make? You first talk about your love for homers, Harry Potter, and adulterers, and then blabber on about how you're too weak to accept Jesus.


Our beliefs are not opinions, they are factual laws that God himself gave to us through his love. You've completely contradicted our Lord by having a love for witchcraft, homers, and adulterers.

Leviticus 18:22 -
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Exodus 22:18 - Thou shalt not suffer a Witch to live.

Deuteronomy 18:10-11 -
There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

If you're too weak to accept the Lord, so be it.

Galatians 4:9
- But now, after that ye have known God, or rather are known of God, how turn ye again to the weak and beggarly elements, whereunto ye desire again to be in bondage?


Rejecting the Lord will result in damnation.

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- For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men
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Default Re: Good Bye - 11-01-2010, 08:07 PM

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Right I am leaving this forum because I can’t stand it any longer. You people are nothing but resist, homophobic’s and perverts. We live in a world full of individuals, you want them to hear your opinions on life, yet you will not listen to ours because we do not matter. You call people horrid names because they have a love for something that in your opinion is unnatural and go about burning the books. Yet if I were to burn the bible, because in my opinion this is just a real book you would cry out saying how wrong it is. Books, films, toys and games are created to develop the imagination of children, even adults alike.

I am proud to have a love for Harry Potter. Joanne Rowling is a brilliant woman, what other author has gotten half the world to read and enjoy it? Created a book that will go through the centres as a classic for children and adults alike? A woman who has used her own fortune to help charities around the world, and close to home? Given people jobs and careers though agreeing to have her fantastic stories made into films?

I am also proud to say I have a black boyfriend, whom I live with and who I love with all my heart, and one day I will be the mother of his children and his wife, but only when we are ready for this. I am proud to say I have a gay best friend, who is funny and caring, and a bloody brilliant Rugby Player who could have gone to the Super League but didn’t want to leave his family and friends by moving away so he plays in a semi-professional team and coach’s youths. A best friend who is a single mother and who’s child is very bright and loving. And a best friend who doesn’t care what people think of her when she dyes her hair a different colour each week, and has multiple facial piercing because she is expressing her self and been an individual, who is a friend to anyone who accepts her and will be a friend for life because when she choose a close friend she loves them like they are family, like a brother or sister. I accept them for who they are, and they accept me for who I am.

I came here as I was struggling with religion, I didn’t know what to believe. But I am leaving here now as unsure as ever. Because if what you say is true that god is not the man (Or Woman) they he (Or she) is portrayed to be.

There for at the current moment in time my religious views are as follows: ‘British NRL’ and ‘The HP Lexicon’.

Good Bye

(P.S. If you don't know what ‘British NRL’ or ‘The HP Lexicon’ is go here www.google.com)

What the heck did you expect after posting that silly avatar and comming on with the name you chose, was it not a pre emptive strike??, yes it was, so look at how you introduced yourself, I'll bet you did not even read my last comment to you in the Hello thread, did you, because if you did, you would have changed your picture and maybe changed your name..
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I came here as I was struggling with religion, I didn’t know what to believe. But I am leaving here now as unsure as ever. Because if what you say is true that god is not the man (Or Woman) they he (Or she) is portrayed to be.
What we say is true, since it is based on the King James Bible. God is not at all what the happy-clappy liberal not-quite-Christians portray Him to be.


This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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Unhappy Re: Good Bye - 11-01-2010, 08:12 PM

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Right I am leaving this forum because I can’t stand it any longer. You people are nothing but resist, homophobic’s and perverts. We live in a world full of individuals, you want them to hear your opinions on life, yet you will not listen to ours because we do not matter. You call people horrid names because they have a love for something that in your opinion is unnatural and go about burning the books. Yet if I were to burn the bible, because in my opinion this is just a real book you would cry out saying how wrong it is. Books, films, toys and games are created to develop the imagination of children, even adults alike.

I am proud to have a love for Harry Potter. Joanne Rowling is a brilliant woman, what other author has gotten half the world to read and enjoy it? Created a book that will go through the centres as a classic for children and adults alike? A woman who has used her own fortune to help charities around the world, and close to home? Given people jobs and careers though agreeing to have her fantastic stories made into films?

I am also proud to say I have a black boyfriend, whom I live with and who I love with all my heart, and one day I will be the mother of his children and his wife, but only when we are ready for this. I am proud to say I have a gay best friend, who is funny and caring, and a bloody brilliant Rugby Player who could have gone to the Super League but didn’t want to leave his family and friends by moving away so he plays in a semi-professional team and coach’s youths. A best friend who is a single mother and who’s child is very bright and loving. And a best friend who doesn’t care what people think of her when she dyes her hair a different colour each week, and has multiple facial piercing because she is expressing her self and been an individual, who is a friend to anyone who accepts her and will be a friend for life because when she choose a close friend she loves them like they are family, like a brother or sister. I accept them for who they are, and they accept me for who I am.

I came here as I was struggling with religion, I didn’t know what to believe. But I am leaving here now as unsure as ever. Because if what you say is true that god is not the man (Or Woman) they he (Or she) is portrayed to be.

There for at the current moment in time my religious views are as follows: ‘British NRL’ and ‘The HP Lexicon’.

Good Bye

(P.S. If you don't know what ‘British NRL’ or ‘The HP Lexicon’ is go here www.google.com)
I am very sad to see you go. I know that probably confuses you. Yes, I (and some others) were tough on you. We did not like upsetting you. But it is obvious you need a little rattling. You seem like a sweet girl. One day, reality will catch up with you and incredible misery will befall you. You will turn to Jesus in a panic and He will not listen because when you did not need Him, you shunned Him. We do not want that to happen. We want you to get to know God now, before it is too late.
Religion is not the place to talk of children's books. There is only one book you should be talking about and that is the KJV Bible. Do your self a big favor, read the KJV aloud to your boyfriend, every single word of it. Know that even though God did not personally write it, He approved its' contents. He expects you to follow every rule and regulation. There are lesser Bibles (ones that omit critical parts because the greedy Priests do not want to scare away the money) but by following one of them, you are not truly following the word of God.
I hope you read this and are capable of understanding it.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Good Bye - 11-01-2010, 08:18 PM

Oi Butch Dickerson (what an idiotic name) why is your picture you with a suntan of a girly bra? hiding something there are you?
'And John said to Luke, Oh brother if you wear any womens undergarments, then thou shalt be condemned to the darkest corners of Hell, because pink is soo not your colour!'
And also what is the colour of your president again? Oh yeah that's right, HE'S BLACK!! And he's good looking and he's so cool he makes Samuel L Jackson look like a computer nerd.
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Default Re: Good Bye - 11-01-2010, 08:23 PM

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Oi Butch Dickerson (what an idiotic name) why is your picture you with a suntan of a girly bra? hiding something there are you?
'And John said to Luke, Oh brother if you wear any womens undergarments, then thou shalt be condemned to the darkest corners of Hell, because pink is soo not your colour!'
And also what is the colour of your president again? Oh yeah that's right, HE'S BLACK!! And he's good looking and he's so cool he makes Samuel L Jackson look like a computer nerd.
There are people that usse their real names, and there are people that use fake names to imply something, get the picture, and obamie is not black, he is a oreo cookie as we say, a milky way bar!! and on his way out also, he is the worst US president to date, excluding GWB.
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Default Re: Good Bye - 11-01-2010, 09:15 PM

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Oi Butch Dickerson (what an idiotic name) why is your picture you with a suntan of a girly bra? hiding something there are you?
Why don't you track down his own introduction thread and find out?
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'And John said to Luke, Oh brother if you wear any womens undergarments, then thou shalt be condemned to the darkest corners of Hell, because pink is soo not your colour!'
Who are these John and Luke? That's not from the Bible.
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And also what is the colour of your president again? Oh yeah that's right, HE'S BLACK!! And he's good looking and he's so cool he makes Samuel L Jackson look like a computer nerd.
It's nice to know that you're sexually attracted to the President.

Are you a racist? Why do you announce that he is black? He's not.

President Obama is mixed race. His mother was white, and his father was black. That makes him mulatto.

You may be a racist, but none of us here hold the fact that he is half-white against him.


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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: Good Bye - 11-02-2010, 03:07 PM

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Because if what you say is true that god is not the man (Or Woman) they he (Or she) is portrayed to be.
I wonder who is doing the portraying in your case.

There is one definitive very clear source for all information about God. The Holy Bible, each and every page, each and every word. So there is very little room for interpretation or misunderstanding there.


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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