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This thread is dedicated to all the atheists who come to Our Godly Forum.

I have noticed that a lot of atheists come to this forum. Many of you start mocking God before even making an introduction thread. All you atheists have one thing in common: You refuse to listen to reason. You think that you are so smart because you know a lot about science and philosophy and because you have some fancy education. Well, I am just a humble pig farmer but I dare say that I am smarter than any atheist. I am smart enough to see through the lies of satanic scientists and philosophers. But why is it that you atheists are incapable of reason? Why is it that you refuse to admit defeat in your debates with us True Christians™? I think it is because you lack the fear of God.

If you are an atheist then you need to understand that fear of God is the beginning of all Wisdom:

Proverbs 9:10
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

As you start fearing God, Wisdom will enter your heart and you will be able to see through the lies of scientists and other evil men:

Proverbs 2:10-12
When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul; Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee: To deliver thee from the way of the evil man, from the man that speaketh froward things;

Based on this I have come to the conclusion that before you atheists can reach the same high intellectual level of a True Christian™ you need to fear God. I know that you atheists are lazy and stupid so you probably won't bother to read the KJV. If I were to recommend that you read Leviticus 26 you probably wouldn't do it due to your laziness. Therefore I have quoted parts of leviticus 26 that instills the fear of God into your worthless minds. I have highlighted my favourite parts with bold:


Leviticus 26:13-29
I am the LORD your God, which brought you forth out of the land of Egypt, that ye should not be their bondmen; and I have broken the bands of your yoke, and made you go upright.
But if ye will not hearken unto me, and will not do all these commandments;
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant:
I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
And I will set my face against you, and ye shall be slain before your enemies: they that hate you shall reign over you; and ye shall flee when none pursueth you.
And if ye will not yet for all this hearken unto me, then I will punish you seven times more for your sins.
And I will break the pride of your power; and I will make your heaven as iron, and your earth as brass:
And your strength shall be spent in vain: for your land shall not yield her increase, neither shall the trees of the land yield their fruits.
And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me; I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins.
I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, and destroy your cattle, and make you few in number; and your high ways shall be desolate.
And if ye will not be reformed by me by these things, but will walk contrary unto me;
Then will I also walk contrary unto you, and will punish you yet seven times for your sins.
And I will bring a sword upon you, that shall avenge the quarrel of my covenant: and when ye are gathered together within your cities, I will send the pestilence among you; and ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy.
And when I have broken the staff of your bread, ten women shall bake your bread in one oven, and they shall deliver you your bread again by weight: and ye shall eat, and not be satisfied.
And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

It is my sincere hope that you, atheist scum, are trembling with fear now. I want you to use this fear as motivation to start following the Word of God. I know that you are reluctant to give up your satanic habbits of child molestation and sodomy involving various objects and animals. But are those habbits really so pleasurable that you would want to burn in Hell for all eternity?

If you were to become a True Christian™ you would not only avoid Hell you would also gain super powers!

Leviticus 26:3-8
If ye walk in my statutes, and keep my commandments, and do them;
Then I will give you rain in due season, and the land shall yield her increase, and the trees of the field shall yield their fruit.
And your threshing shall reach unto the vintage, and the vintage shall reach unto the sowing time: and ye shall eat your bread to the full, and dwell in your land safely.
And I will give peace in the land, and ye shall lie down, and none shall make you afraid: and I will rid evil beasts out of the land, neither shall the sword go through your land.
And ye shall chase your enemies, and they shall fall before you by the sword.
And five of you shall chase an hundred, and an hundred of you shall put ten thousand to flight: and your enemies shall fall before you by the sword.


So stop being a stupid atheist and join the Godly Good Guys aka True Christians™ in the worship of God!
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Good work, Brother. The fear of God is necessary for good reasoning.
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Excellent thread, this is exactly why I now keep myself seperated from athiests (Leviticus 10:10). I have tried to help them in the past, I really have tried to show them the light, but they come out with the same old argument as to why they think they are right. "experiemnts, monkeys, hawkins and dawkings" are some of the favoured fallible sources of atheist knowledge.

It is common understanding that True Christians™ are smarter than atheists, otherwise it would be the atheists that choose to dedicate their existance on this earth to appeasing the LORD and following the factually infallible word he has given us so generously.

Let us look forward to Heaven, where we wont have to put up with their stupidity anymore
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With all due respect, sir, as Christians, we are to love one another.
That is the most important commandment. Love God, love people.

Matthew 22:36-40 (New International Version)

36 “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”
37 Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”




By calling Atheists scum, you aren't loving your neighbor. You are degrading them and forcing our religion upon them. It's their choice. And they choose based on what they see.


Brother, you're showing them the wrong side of Christianity.
You're pushing them away.
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With all due respect, sir, as Christians, we are to love one another.
That is the most important commandment. Love God, love people.

Matthew 22:36-40 (New International Version)

36 “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”
37 Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”




By calling Atheists scum, you aren't loving your neighbor. You are degrading them and forcing our religion upon them. It's their choice. And they choose based on what they see.


Brother, you're showing them the wrong side of Christianity.
You're pushing them away.
Why would you try to prove a point like that by quoting the NIV? The true Bible is the first, the KJV 1611.
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Brother, you're showing them the wrong side of Christianity.
You're pushing them away.
Excuse me? The "wrong side of Christianity"? What is that supposed to mean? You are not smarter than GOD missy, He tells us exactly how to live, you don't get to pick out your favourite bits.

Either you are Christian, or you are not. Either accept the whole Bible or you are not Christian. How can you be Christian if you think it is "wrong"?

The Bible does not say to tolerate sinners, ie. atheists. Atheists are NOT my neighbours.
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If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

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With all due respect, sir, as Christians, we are to love one another.
That is the most important commandment. Love God, love people.

Matthew 22:36-40 (New International Version)

36 “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”
37 Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”


By calling Atheists scum, you aren't loving your neighbor. You are degrading them and forcing our religion upon them. It's their choice. And they choose based on what they see.


Brother, you're showing them the wrong side of Christianity.
You're pushing them away.
Thankfully we have scroll over now, so people can read what it really says.

Now go look up the word neighbor in the Bible and get back to us about what it really means. Go-on...... we'll wait.
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By calling Atheists scum, you aren't loving your neighbor. You are degrading them and forcing our religion upon them. It's their choice. And they choose based on what they see.


Brother, you're showing them the wrong side of Christianity.
You're pushing them away.
I am doing my duty as a True Christian™ when I warn the masses of atheist scum about what will happen to them I they don't repent their wicked ways.

2nd Timothy 4:1-2
I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

You are implying that I hate atheists? Why would I try to save them if I hated them? What have you ever done to save atheists from eternal damnation?

And please don't tell me that God has commanded me to love atheists when He has in fact commanded me to kill them:

2 Chronicles 15:13
That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman

You sound like one of them fluffy false christians. You need to read your KJV so that you can rediscover your fear of God!
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... lack the fear of God.
I think you are exactly right in this.

Why are there so many negroids in our prison system? They simply do not fear the law. Maybe if more could be rounded up and given summary executions in their own neighborhoods, the remaining crackheads and whores might learn a little fear. I'm sure the same applies to atheists.
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[QUOTE=Johannes Kirkeholm;630129]This thread is dedicated to all the atheists who come to Our Godly Forum.

I have noticed that a lot of atheists come to this forum. Many of you start mocking God before even making an introduction thread. All you atheists have one thing in common: You refuse to listen to reason. You think that you are so smart because you know a lot about science and philosophy and because you have some fancy education. Well, I am just a humble pig farmer but I dare say that I am smarter than any atheist. I am smart enough to see through the lies of satanic scientists and philosophers. But why is it that you atheists are incapable of reason? Why is it that you refuse to admit defeat in your debates with us True Christians™? I think it is because you lack the fear of God.

If you are an atheist then you need to understand that fear of God is the beginning of all Wisdom:

Proverbs 9:10
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

As you start fearing God, Wisdom will enter your heart and you will be able to see through the lies of scientists and other evil men:

Proverbs 2:10-12
When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul; Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee: To deliver thee from the way of the evil man, from the man that speaketh froward things;

Based on this I have come to the conclusion that before you atheists can reach the same high intellectual level of a True Christian™ you need to fear God. I know that you atheists are lazy and stupid so you probably won't bother to read the KJV. If I were to recommend that you read Leviticus 26 you probably wouldn't do it due to your laziness. Therefore I have quoted parts of leviticus 26 that instills the fear of God into your worthless minds. I have highlighted my favourite parts with bold:


Leviticus 26:13-29
I am the LORD your God, which brought you forth out of the land of Egypt, that ye should not be their bondmen; and I have broken the bands of your yoke, and made you go upright.
But if ye will not hearken unto me, and will not do all these commandments;
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant:
I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
And I will set my face against you, and ye shall be slain before your enemies: they that hate you shall reign over you; and ye shall flee when none pursueth you.
And if ye will not yet for all this hearken unto me, then I will punish you seven times more for your sins.
And I will break the pride of your power; and I will make your heaven as iron, and your earth as brass:
And your strength shall be spent in vain: for your land shall not yield her increase, neither shall the trees of the land yield their fruits.
And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me; I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins.
I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, and destroy your cattle, and make you few in number; and your high ways shall be desolate.
And if ye will not be reformed by me by these things, but will walk contrary unto me;
Then will I also walk contrary unto you, and will punish you yet seven times for your sins.
And I will bring a sword upon you, that shall avenge the quarrel of my covenant: and when ye are gathered together within your cities, I will send the pestilence among you; and ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy.
And when I have broken the staff of your bread, ten women shall bake your bread in one oven, and they shall deliver you your bread again by weight: and ye shall eat, and not be satisfied.
And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

It is my sincere hope that you, atheist scum, are trembling with fear now. I want you to use this fear as motivation to start following the Word of God. I know that you are reluctant to give up your satanic habbits of child molestation and sodomy involving various objects and animals. But are those habbits really so pleasurable that you would want to burn in Hell for all eternity?

If you were to become a True Christian™ you would not only avoid Hell you would also gain super powers!

Leviticus 26:3-8
If ye walk in my statutes, and keep my commandments, and do them;
Then I will give you rain in due season, and the land shall yield her increase, and the trees of the field shall yield their fruit.
And your threshing shall reach unto the vintage, and the vintage shall reach unto the sowing time: and ye shall eat your bread to the full, and dwell in your land safely.
And I will give peace in the land, and ye shall lie down, and none shall make you afraid: and I will rid evil beasts out of the land, neither shall the sword go through your land.
And ye shall chase your enemies, and they shall fall before you by the sword.
And five of you shall chase an hundred, and an hundred of you shall put ten thousand to flight: and your enemies shall fall before you by the sword.


So stop being a stupid atheist and join the Godly Good Guys aka True Christians™ in the worship of God![/QUOTE
Stop being such a hypocrite, everything you just said can be said about Christianity. You just did the Stereo-typical Christan argument were you dont actually have any valid claims and you just spout out Biblical phrases. Religion has been used as a scare tactic for centuries it told people if they didn't behave a certain way they would go to hell. It discriminated against people(still does) and treated women like crap(still happening). I'm an atheist I dont give a shit what you believe in but come up with a actual argument.
FYI some people are atheists for other reasons besides science.
Another problem with arguing with people like you is that you refuse to see the other person point of view no matter what.
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Stop being such a hypocrite, everything you just said can be said about Christianity. You just did the Stereo-typical Christan argument were you dont actually have any valid claims and you just spout out Biblical phrases. Religion has been used as a scare tactic for centuries it told people if they didn't behave a certain way they would go to hell. It discriminated against people(still does) and treated women like crap(still happening). I'm an atheist I dont give a shit what you believe in but come up with a actual argument.
FYI some people are atheists for other reasons besides science.
Another problem with arguing with people like you is that you refuse to see the other person point of view no matter what.
The Bible contains the Word of God. God is all knowing. This means that any opinion based on a Biblical phrase is way more valid than any of your atheist opinions. And please don't think that I don't see your point of view. I used to be a stupid atheist myself. I know how terrible it is to be unable to see through the lies of satan. I actually pity you atheists. That is why I created this thread in the first place.
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Haha i lolled at u. You can't cure Atheism. Atheism is the only truth.
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Haha i lolled at u. You can't cure Atheism. Atheism is the only truth.
At least you admit it is a religion to you. Most of your type aren't so brave.
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At least you admit it is a religion to you. Most of your type aren't so brave.
It's a way of thinking, like being Christian is.

All of us got a mindset.

You probably got a Christian mindset and i probably got a Athiest mindset.
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This didn't cure nothing, just wasted my time.

How can you believe in a god that's demanding?
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This didn't cure nothing, just wasted my time.
Trying to save yourself from eternal damnation to the fires of Hell is not wasting your time.

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This thread is dedicated to all the atheists who come to Our Godly Forum.

I have noticed that a lot of atheists come to this forum. Many of you start mocking God before even making an introduction thread. All you atheists have one thing in common: You refuse to listen to reason. You think that you are so smart because you know a lot about science and philosophy and because you have some fancy education. Well, I am just a humble pig farmer but I dare say that I am smarter than any atheist. I am smart enough to see through the lies of satanic scientists and philosophers. But why is it that you atheists are incapable of reason? Why is it that you refuse to admit defeat in your debates with us True Christians™? I think it is because you lack the fear of God.

If you are an atheist then you need to understand that fear of God is the beginning of all Wisdom:

Proverbs 9:10
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

As you start fearing God, Wisdom will enter your heart and you will be able to see through the lies of scientists and other evil men:

Proverbs 2:10-12
When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul; Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee: To deliver thee from the way of the evil man, from the man that speaketh froward things;

Based on this I have come to the conclusion that before you atheists can reach the same high intellectual level of a True Christian™ you need to fear God. I know that you atheists are lazy and stupid so you probably won't bother to read the KJV. If I were to recommend that you read Leviticus 26 you probably wouldn't do it due to your laziness. Therefore I have quoted parts of leviticus 26 that instills the fear of God into your worthless minds. I have highlighted my favourite parts with bold:


Leviticus 26:13-29
I am the LORD your God, which brought you forth out of the land of Egypt, that ye should not be their bondmen; and I have broken the bands of your yoke, and made you go upright.
But if ye will not hearken unto me, and will not do all these commandments;
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant:
I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
And I will set my face against you, and ye shall be slain before your enemies: they that hate you shall reign over you; and ye shall flee when none pursueth you.
And if ye will not yet for all this hearken unto me, then I will punish you seven times more for your sins.
And I will break the pride of your power; and I will make your heaven as iron, and your earth as brass:
And your strength shall be spent in vain: for your land shall not yield her increase, neither shall the trees of the land yield their fruits.
And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me; I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins.
I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, and destroy your cattle, and make you few in number; and your high ways shall be desolate.
And if ye will not be reformed by me by these things, but will walk contrary unto me;
Then will I also walk contrary unto you, and will punish you yet seven times for your sins.
And I will bring a sword upon you, that shall avenge the quarrel of my covenant: and when ye are gathered together within your cities, I will send the pestilence among you; and ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy.
And when I have broken the staff of your bread, ten women shall bake your bread in one oven, and they shall deliver you your bread again by weight: and ye shall eat, and not be satisfied.
And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

It is my sincere hope that you, atheist scum, are trembling with fear now. I want you to use this fear as motivation to start following the Word of God. I know that you are reluctant to give up your satanic habbits of child molestation and sodomy involving various objects and animals. But are those habbits really so pleasurable that you would want to burn in Hell for all eternity?

If you were to become a True Christian™ you would not only avoid Hell you would also gain super powers!

Leviticus 26:3-8
If ye walk in my statutes, and keep my commandments, and do them;
Then I will give you rain in due season, and the land shall yield her increase, and the trees of the field shall yield their fruit.
And your threshing shall reach unto the vintage, and the vintage shall reach unto the sowing time: and ye shall eat your bread to the full, and dwell in your land safely.
And I will give peace in the land, and ye shall lie down, and none shall make you afraid: and I will rid evil beasts out of the land, neither shall the sword go through your land.
And ye shall chase your enemies, and they shall fall before you by the sword.
And five of you shall chase an hundred, and an hundred of you shall put ten thousand to flight: and your enemies shall fall before you by the sword.


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This thread is dedicated to all the atheists who come to Our Godly Forum.
I'm not an atheist but a follower of Sanatan Dharma a.k.a. Hinduism. But, I'm sure for you, I have the same destiny in Hell as an atheist.

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I have noticed that a lot of atheists come to this forum. Many of you start mocking God before even making an introduction thread. All you atheists have one thing in common: You refuse to listen to reason. You think that you are so smart because you know a lot about science and philosophy and because you have some fancy education. Well, I am just a humble pig farmer but I dare say that I am smarter than any atheist. I am smart enough to see through the lies of satanic scientists and philosophers. But why is it that you atheists are incapable of reason?
Assuming you are smarter than others is an end of discussion. Your problem is you have disrespect and outright hatred for belief systems different than yours (fundamental Christianity). I'm proud of the fact I have 10000% more tolerance for your beliefs than you have for mine. And, I don't consider myself better than you. Just, maybe more compassionate.

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I think it is because you lack the fear of God.
My God doesn't want me to fear him. He's just like a personal guiding force, a GPS system which directs me in life to do things right. But, he does watch over my Karma. Again, read my signature. My concept and identity of God is different to yours.

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If you are an atheist then you need to understand that fear of God is the beginning of all Wisdom:

Proverbs 9:10
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

As you start fearing God, Wisdom will enter your heart and you will be able to see through the lies of scientists and other evil men
I would rather believe in what I learn through experience and what my heart and conscience tell me than a bunch of pastors. That's a wise choice considering my life does not have to depend on your advice. Sucks for you.

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Based on this I have come to the conclusion that before you atheists can reach the same high intellectual level of a True Christian™ you need to fear God. I know that you atheists are lazy and stupid so you probably won't bother to read the KJV.
I wouldn't mind reading the KJV. And, may believe in a few of the things such a "loving your neighbour", "helping the needy" etc. I think every holy book has something nice and useful that one could apply in their lives. I wouldn't entirely discredit the Bible or Christianity but I would prefer to handpick things that directly relate to my belief system.

Just don't expect me to believe in every chapter and verse of that Book. That's not happenning in this lifetime.
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I'm not an atheist but a follower of Sanatan Dharma a.k.a. Hinduism. But, I'm sure for you, I have the same destiny in Hell as an atheist.
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1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Deuteronomy 5:1-22

Anyhoo, don't you also worship a monkey - just like Darwinistas?
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Assuming you are smarter than others is an end of discussion. Your problem is you have disrespect and outright hatred for belief systems different than yours (fundamental Christianity).
You say that as if it were a bad thing:
Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.
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of the fact I have 10000% more tolerance for your beliefs than you have for mine.
No, it is just that you are beginning to see where we are right and you are wrong.
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And, I don't consider myself better than you. Just, maybe more compassionate.
Weasel-words are of no use; God sees into the soul.
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Indeed, who could be afraid of an eight-armed blue elephant?
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He's just like a personal guiding force, a GPS system which directs me in life to do things right.
Atheists call this 'a conscience' We know it as God's Guidance.
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But, he does watch over my Karma.
...and I suppose he also looks after the Karma of the starving poor and dispossessed that infest your country?
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Again, read my signature. My concept and identity of God is different to yours.
...and is obviously wrong. Read mine.

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No, it is just that you are beginning to see where we are right and you are wrong.

You're too optimistic. It's just that you people amuse me with your outright intolerance. We'll cease having a discussion when you outlive your entertainment value for me LOL.

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