[LizzyP]

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Aw, don't let these Mens get you down, Lizzie. You'll bag one of them yet
PS I think this one likes you! You GO, girl! RRRRRowwwwr!

Thank you Sister SUV. My father thinks he would be a make a great husband, and he wants to me to meet up with him as soon as possible.

[James Dewitt]

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My father says that we should meet up...When is the soonest you can? He wants to talk.

I am deeply hurt, I backed you up when others called you a whore. THANKS slut.

[SUV]

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He even looks like hes got cat ears on too.

At least one - I hadn't noticed that. Must have been what brought out the beast in me. You're Right!

Well at least I Hope you are

[LizzyP]

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I am deeply hurt, I backed you up when others called you a whore. THANKS slut.

What have I done? My father just told me that..He seems really upset at the fact Matthew was a homer and I don't think he's thinking very straight...I got to jumpy and didn't think about what I posted..I shall have my father check over every single post, I write before I post it.
I feel just awful now!
How may I make it up to you Uncle James?? Anything?

[James Dewitt]

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What have I done? My father just told me that..He seems really upset at the fact Matthew was a homer and I don't think he's thinking very straight...I got to jumpy and didn't think about what I posted..I shall have my father check over every single post, I write before I post it.
I feel just awful now!
How may I make it up to you Uncle James?? Anything?

You are dead to me now! Turn your back on the one who cared for you. Nice, really nice. I could have given you the world.

[LizzyP]

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You are dead to me now! Turn your back on the one who cared for you. Nice, really nice. I could have given you the world.

Oh please please please! I'll do anything!
Oh, my father wishes to comment.

She will do anything you command of her. She needs to be punished for her lack of thought before action, she needs to learn, which I apparently have not taugh her. She needs more help then I can provide for her. Please help Mr.Dewitt.
Sincerly, David P

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Oh please please please! I'll do anything!
Oh, my father wishes to comment.

She will do anything you command of her. She needs to be punished for her lack of thought before action, she needs to learn, which I apparently have not taugh her. She needs more help then I can provide for her. Please help Mr.Dewitt.
Sincerly, David P

MY employer, Brother James, is surely much too busy to be helping you in person.

Have you tried reading the KJV Bible? The Lord loves those who help themselves.

[LizzyP]

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MY employer, Brother James, is surely much too busy to be helping you in person.

Have you tried reading the KJV Bible? The Lord loves those who help themselves.

Why yes, I am very guilty now and do not know how to fix it. It gets out of hand so fast, and....I do not know what to say anymore, I do not wish to offend anyone..

[Hank]

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Lizzy I'm going to hire a Church Chaperone, I'll pay the fee for that I got money.

Tell your father I am pretty wealthy (unless the police take it off me, proceeds of crime laws stink ) but until then I'm able to pay whatever dowry he wants. Can you ask him what your going rate is?

Oh and another thing, if my assets do get seized I can always rape you and marry you that way, I'm sure my parents would pay the 50 shekels of silver (whatever that translates to real money these days) it will probably be cheaper then the dowry.

When can we meet?

[BelieverInGod]

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Lizzy I'm going to hire a Church Chaperone, I'll pay the fee for that I got money.

Tell your father I am pretty wealthy (unless the police take it off me, proceeds of crime laws stink ) but until then I'm able to pay whatever dowry he wants. Can you ask him what your going rate is?

Oh and another thing, if my assets do get seized I can always rape you and marry you that way, I'm sure my parents would pay the 50 shekels of silver (whatever that translates to real money these days) it will probably be cheaper then the dowry.

When can we meet?

^^THIS^^ is why we need to be more concerned about raising daughters. The poor boy is threatening to rape a harlot (is that possible? ) because he can't find a True Christian™ wife.

[LizzyP]

Lizzy I'm going to hire a Church Chaperone, I'll pay the fee for that I got money.

Tell your father I am pretty wealthy (unless the police take it off me, proceeds of crime laws stink ) but until then I'm able to pay whatever dowry he wants. Can you ask him what your going rate is?

Oh and another thing, if my assets do get seized I can always rape you and marry you that way, I'm sure my parents would pay the 50 shekels of silver (whatever that translates to real money these days) it will probably be cheaper then the dowry.

When can we meet?

I am not quite sure..my father is very confusing. When he drinks he gets very....odd I can say. I do not know what to do. He tells me to do things that are very bad but I try to listen and obey him as best I can but some things he says are just horrible.
Posted via Mobile Device

[SUV]

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Lizzy, Hon, you've almost got him reeled in now!

But please stop posting "via Mobile Device." If you crash into a tree it might alter the clarity of your thinking on this very grave matter.

[James Dewitt]

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Lizzy I'm going to hire a Church Chaperone, I'll pay the fee for that I got money.

Tell your father I am pretty wealthy (unless the police take it off me, proceeds of crime laws stink ) but until then I'm able to pay whatever dowry he wants. Can you ask him what your going rate is?

Oh and another thing, if my assets do get seized I can always rape you and marry you that way, I'm sure my parents would pay the 50 shekels of silver (whatever that translates to real money these days) it will probably be cheaper then the dowry.

When can we meet?

Brother Hank, you are pursuing " Used Goods". The fifty shekels would only apply to a virgin. Think man think about what you are doing. May I suggest that you look into Felicity, her ladybits are sill pure, as well as her mind and soul.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Oh please please please! I'll do anything!

Oh believe me, we already know that.

[Felicity]

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@James Dewitt My father says Hank would not be a good husband for me.

He also said he would call you, he looked a bit angry, I don't know why.