[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Please excuse all my postings..

But please stop posting "via Mobile Device." If you crash into a tree it might alter the clarity of your thinking on this very grave matter.

And how is her father supposed to properly monitor her Interwebs usage if she can post anywhere?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Please excuse all my postings..

@James Dewitt My father says Hank would not be a good husband for me.

He also said he would call you, he looked a bit angry, I don't know why.

Oops, umm I just thought that Hank should try and find a nice girl like you. Tell your father my phone just broke.

[Bible Student]

Re: Please excuse all my postings..

Originally Posted by SUV
But please stop posting "via Mobile Device." If you crash into a tree it might alter the clarity of your thinking on this very grave matter.

And how is her father supposed to properly monitor her Interwebs usage if she can post anywhere?

Maybe we should be analyzing this from a different angle. And then again maybe not. Perhaps she is not driving while using her mobile device but is sitting in her car, stopped, with her 1611 King James Bible lying on her lap. Remember she did say her father is a bit of a tipster and I am not sure she meant that in a good way. While he is communing with the spirits so to speak, he might object that she is seeking advice from the True Christian™ mentors at Landover Baptist Church, thereby usurping his strangleholdauthority. Lizzy does not seem to want to talk much about her father and has presented him as a perfect role model although now we know he is as sober as a drunken sailor.

We need to keep a watchful eye on Lizzy. We have extended the carrot, and for now maybe we should keep the stick in abeyance, temporarily.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Please excuse all my postings..

I made the mistake of giving her my cell phone number. Sure the first few texts where ok.

James thank your for your number, I look forward to reading the KJV1611 and being able to ask questions of you LizzyP

I thought that was a nice text.

Then she sent me this.

James can I send you a few photos of myself? LizzyP

I responded sure.

She then sent a dozen photos of her with an older man( Her father I assume) in a variety of sexual positions. I would post them, but this is a family forum. I will just say this, I did not know that your ankles could actually go behind your ears.
I can however pass them on to you via your cell phone or PM.

I responded back with that is sick!

LizzyP then sent me this gem.

If you do not send me money I will photo shop your image on the man in the other photos, tell me Mr. Dewitt can you afford the scandal?

I have changed my cell #

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Please excuse all my postings..

I made the mistake of giving her my cell phone number. Sure the first few texts where ok.



I thought that was a nice text.

Then she sent me this.



I responded sure.

She then sent a dozen photos of her with an older man( Her father I assume) in a variety of sexual positions. I would post them, but this is a family forum. I will just say this, I did not know that your ankles could actually go behind your ears.
I can however pass them on to you via your cell phone or PM.

I responded back with that is sick!

LizzyP then sent me this gem.



I have changed my cell #

How shocking, Brother James! The audacity she had to pretend to be girl on the path to True Christianity™ just to extort money from a fine, upstanding citizen such as yourself. She must surely be infested with demons and I will pray that none of her demons jumped through the phone and into you or your household.

[Hank]

Re: Please excuse all my postings..

Brother Hank, you are pursuing " Used Goods". The fifty shekels would only apply to a virgin. Think man think about what you are doing. May I suggest that you look into Felicity, her ladybits are sill pure, as well as her mind and soul.

I think I did try it with Felicity before she didnt seem interested. Reminds me of David and Bathsheba, she is so... Beautiful.

I guess since Felicity is a virgin her opinion doesnt really count. Whatever happens she will become my wife and will eventually learn to love me. And until she does...

Maybe I'll pay her a visit tonight.

(PS: I love being a Bible following Christian )

[LizzyP]

Re: Please excuse all my postings..

Maybe we should be analyzing this from a different angle. And then again maybe not. Perhaps she is not driving while using her mobile device but is sitting in her car, stopped, with her 1611 King James Bible lying on her lap. Remember she did say her father is a bit of a tipster and I am not sure she meant that in a good way. While he is communing with the spirits so to speak, he might object that she is seeking advice from the True Christian™ mentors at Landover Baptist Church, thereby usurping his strangleholdauthority. Lizzy does not seem to want to talk much about her father and has presented him as a perfect role model although now we know he is as sober as a drunken sailor.

We need to keep a watchful eye on Lizzy. We have extended the carrot, and for now maybe we should keep the stick in abeyance, temporarily.

That is some of the reason. My father considers himself a True Christian and yet has been trying to get me to become a full whore. I am still a virgin only because I tread lightly and am able to get him to reconsider. The sad thing is though because of how I have been raised I have a habit of switching randomly. One seconde I will be the person I want to be. The next I won't.. It is a horrible life, I thought that by joining this forum I could get help for my spiritual life. When I wrote earlier on my mobile device I was running around, going to the store to preprare for dinner. When I am at home on the computer (like now) I have to be careful of my father coming in.
I never told you this stuff at first because I thought you wouldn't accept me..
And as for the picture issue, I did no such thing.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Please excuse all my postings..

And as for the picture issue, I did no such thing.

Are you calling Brother James a liar? Brother James is a fine, upstanding member of LBC and citizen of Freehold incapable of lying, or any other sin for that matter.

1 John 3:9 - Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

If you didn't do it a demon may have. I think you need to get to the offices of one of our pastors so they can purge you of the demons in you and then you need to get right with Jesus. The pastors will have you yelling "Oh, GOD!" and praising the Lord before the night is out if all goes well.

[LizzyP]

Re: Please excuse all my postings..

Are you calling Brother James a liar? Brother James is a fine, upstanding member of LBC and citizen of Freehold incapable of lying, or any other sin for that matter.

1 John 3:9 - Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

If you didn't do it a demon may have. I think you need to get to the offices of one of our pastors so they can purge you of the demons in you and then you need to get right with Jesus.

No I'm not, I just never did that. I did thank him for his help but nothing of the sorts with pictures.
I am trying to get help but not many people seem to be helping me very much.. I just want to be saved..and to change from my ways.

[RagingLiberal]

Re: Please excuse all my postings..

This whole thread is incredibly creepy. Especially Hank.

[John Scopes]

Re: Please excuse all my postings..

This whole thread is incredibly creepy. Especially Hank.

Interesting, please expand on this, leave out no detail.

[RagingLiberal]

Re: Please excuse all my postings..

Well, at first, I felt bad for Lizzie, because every woman looks forward to her wedding day. But then I realized she used that ridiculous "How to tell if your husband is a homer" quiz and I lost all sympathy.
I assume Hank and Lizzie have never met before, but he has already began discussing plans for marriage. If I were to go on a first date with a guy, and he started talking about marriage, I would get up and walk out. Lizzie appears to know nothing about Hank, and he has admitted to be heavily involved in something illegal. And then raping her so he can force her to marry him?? What the hell?? That's nine kinds of messed up.
In regards to the photo scandal, I have no opinion as I have no proof that Lizzie sent them or not. I don't know Lizzie or James, so I can't form an opinion based on character.
Also, Lizzie, your father DOES NOT OWN YOU. You are your own person. Marry who you want, don't let your father sell you into some miserable marriage with a man you barely know, who will most likely beat you. You deserve to be happy.
And this brings me to the root of the problem. Women are not objects. We are not things you can just buy to clean, cook, and fornicate with. All women deserve the right to be happy and make their own decisions. Marriage is a partnership, not master and slave.
It really saddens me to see other women condoning the way these men treat them. There is so much more to life then being a mistreated housewife.

[Godsgrace]

Re: Please excuse all my postings..

Well, at first, I felt bad for Lizzie, because every woman looks forward to her wedding day. But then I realized she used that ridiculous "How to tell if your husband is a homer" quiz and I lost all sympathy.
I assume Hank and Lizzie have never met before, but he has already began discussing plans for marriage. If I were to go on a first date with a guy, and he started talking about marriage, I would get up and walk out. Lizzie appears to know nothing about Hank, and he has admitted to be heavily involved in something illegal. And then raping her so he can force her to marry him?? What the hell?? That's nine kinds of messed up.
In regards to the photo scandal, I have no opinion as I have no proof that Lizzie sent them or not. I don't know Lizzie or James, so I can't form an opinion based on character.
Also, Lizzie, your father DOES NOT OWN YOU. You are your own person. Marry who you want, don't let your father sell you into some miserable marriage with a man you barely know, who will most likely beat you. You deserve to be happy.
And this brings me to the root of the problem. Women are not objects. We are not things you can just buy to clean, cook, and fornicate with. All women deserve the right to be happy and make their own decisions. Marriage is a partnership, not master and slave.
It really saddens me to see other women condoning the way these men treat them. There is so much more to life then being a mistreated housewife.

I stopped reading right there... you are a homo...

Repent; pray, study God's Word - the King James Bible!

[LizzyP]

Re: Please excuse all my postings..

I stopped reading right there... you are a homo...

Repent; pray, study God's Word - the King James Bible!

I think he meant that as how he would see it if he was me..

[Bible Student]

Re: Please excuse all my postings..

Well, at first, I felt bad for Lizzie, because every woman looks forward to her wedding day. But then I realized she used that ridiculous "How to tell if your husband is a homer" quiz and I lost all sympathy.
I assume Hank and Lizzie have never met before, but he has already began discussing plans for marriage. If I were to go on a first date with a guy, and he started talking about marriage, I would get up and walk out. Lizzie appears to know nothing about Hank, and he has admitted to be heavily involved in something illegal. And then raping her so he can force her to marry him?? What the hell?? That's nine kinds of messed up.
In regards to the photo scandal, I have no opinion as I have no proof that Lizzie sent them or not. I don't know Lizzie or James, so I can't form an opinion based on character.
Also, Lizzie, your father DOES NOT OWN YOU. You are your own person. Marry who you want, don't let your father sell you into some miserable marriage with a man you barely know, who will most likely beat you. You deserve to be happy.
And this brings me to the root of the problem. Women are not objects. We are not things you can just buy to clean, cook, and fornicate with. All women deserve the right to be happy and make their own decisions. Marriage is a partnership, not master and slave.
It really saddens me to see other women condoning the way these men treat them. There is so much more to life then being a mistreated housewife.

I hope Lizzy ignores all your baloney. It is obvious that Unsaved Trash like you knows nothing of True Christian™ values nor what God ordains through His 1611 King James Bible. Listening to this RagingLiberal will get Lizzy into a fireside chat with Satan himself.

Go away and stop dissembling fallacious information, spawn of El Diabalo. Why would anyone follow advice from Unsaved Trash that is too dumb to understand what the Quote button at the bottom of each post is for?