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  • #1

    Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

    SISTERS! I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES

    Okay, after being stared at by Sister MM like I was speaking some foreign tongue when I gave her a tray of Nanaimo bars on Sunday, I decided to drop by the Des Moines library to pick up some real American cook books.

    I am so sorry. I didn't know what I was getting myself into. All I wanted was good American Cookbooks so that I wouldn't show my Canadian shame.

    Did you know there are witch and lesbian cookbooks? Why do lesbians and witches need cookbooks, don't their gay friends do all the cooking for them?

    I came across the following titles, and it completely shocked me.



    Those are just a few of the awful titles I saw. I am so glad that I didn't go through the steps of getting a Library card. I took as many of the books as I could up to the counter and THREW them at the lesbian there. I then started rebuking her and telling her that as hard as it must be for an old spinster like her LESBIANISM IS NOT THE ANSWER! I then pulled out my lighter and tried to burn the books, but a very large security guard grabbed me at that point and threw me out.

    I was so shook up that I almost caused 3 accidents on the way home. Do the Lesbians have to get their filthy little fingers into ever part of society? I thought cooking and cleaning was below them, isn't that why they all smell like filthy hippies?

    Seth properly rebuked me when I got home, and I deserved it. I thought I would surprise him with a completely authentic American meal, but failed completely. I should know better than to do such silly things without asking him first.
    Drama queen
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    Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

    I find this cover despicable:



    Obviously the nudity offends me, but I'm also outraged by the fact that the woman has fruit pressed against her milk bags. Am I supposed to want to eat a grape that's been touching a nipple? If this book becomes popular, woman everywhere will be smothering food with their chest muffins. I am positively nauseous.

    Guys, wash your food to be on the safe side.

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    • #3
      Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

      How many recipes for Catholic communion cookies does anyone need?
      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • #4
        Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

        From the author of "sistah vegan" :

        "In 1998, I earned a B.A. in Feminist Geography..."

        ummm.....

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        • #5
          Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

          I'm surprised none of these vile witches haven't put out a cookbook on how to cook babies.

          I hope everyone who reads this thread says a prayer out loud to rid themselves of the demons who have more than likely attached themselves to those pictures on those disgusting cookbooks.

          You know demons can seep through your screen or come out of your device drives and straight in to your home!
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          • #6
            Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

            Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
            I find this cover despicable:



            Obviously the nudity offends me, but I'm also outraged by the fact that the woman has fruit pressed against her milk bags. Am I supposed to want to eat a grape that's been touching a nipple? If this book becomes popular, woman everywhere will be smothering food with their chest muffins. I am positively nauseous.

            Guys, wash your food to be on the safe side.
            Actually brother, I don't think you're supposed to eat the grapes. I believe that these whores only cook for other whores. It's sickening.

            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
            I'm surprised none of these vile witches haven't put out a cookbook on how to cook babies.

            I hope everyone who viewed reads this thread says a prayer out loud to rid themselves of the demons who have more than likely attached themselves to those pictures on those disgusting cookbooks.

            You know demons can seep through your screen or come out of your device drives and straight in to your home!
            Perhaps the recipes are in there, I didn't actually open the books to look.
            Drama queen

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            • #7
              Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

              Originally posted by Nathan B. Forrest View Post
              From the author of "sistah vegan" :

              "In 1998, I earned a B.A. in Feminist Geography..."

              ummm.....
              I'm new here, so I hope it's OK for me to comment. How can there be Feminist geography? That doesn't even make sense. Does she think countries move to somewhere else if you're a feminist??
              Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child, he shall not enter therein

              Mark 10:15

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              • #8
                Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

                Originally posted by AngelaT View Post
                Originally Posted by Nathan B. Forrest
                From the author of "sistah vegan" :

                "In 1998, I earned a B.A. in Feminist Geography..."

                ummm.....
                I'm new here, so I hope it's OK for me to comment. How can there be Feminist geography? That doesn't even make sense. Does she think countries move to somewhere else if you're a feminist??
                One of the sub-disciplines of feminist geography is Queer Theory. Feminist geography is actually a legitimate study. It involves the effects women have on culture and geography. Most classes on geography are taught 99.99999% incorrectly. Properly taught, it can be a very interesting subject. Most of the people who developed feminist geography have weird French names, so that should tell you something.

                I won't repeat those names in polite company.
                YiJC, BS

                II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                • #9
                  Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

                  Oh, I see. Thanks for that, Bible Student. That makes more sense.
                  Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child, he shall not enter therein

                  Mark 10:15

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                  • #10
                    Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

                    I dont get it, how long will it be before Jesus comes down from heaven and finally smokes these heathens?
                    Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                    GOD HATES FAGS
                    Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                    DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

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                    • #11
                      Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

                      I'm sure those weren't the only cookbooks they had.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

                        Originally posted by SpiritualistGirl View Post
                        I'm sure those weren't the only cookbooks they had.
                        Does that matter? They're offensive, they're UNAMERICAN!

                        THEY EVEN HAD BOOKS ON FRENCH COOKING!

                        Just leave me to my shame. I should have known not to go into such a communist establishment as a PUBLIC Library.
                        Drama queen

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                        • #13
                          Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

                          The witchcraft is on the rise!

                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #14
                            Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            The witchcraft is on the rise!

                            Liebrals shock me with how lazy they are. Stirring is too much work now? I'm amazed they're not all on respirators, considering how hard breathing is.
                            Drama queen

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                            • #15
                              Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!!

                              In the Madison local library, there is a horrible book by a Satanist feminazi. I don't recall the name, but it BLASPHEMES God and says we should rejoice in the shameful thing we should do to make babies. Yuck!
                              sigpic"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression." (I Timothy 2:11-14)

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