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  • Callisto
    WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
    • Oct 2008
    • 174

    #31
    Re: My Intro

    Originally posted by GuySmiley View Post
    Are you under-aged? I prefer to discuss seriously.
    You met a guy named Jesus, I met a guy named Jesus. I'm just trying to establish some common ground here by seeing if it's the same guy or if we can rule that out. Was your Jesus a bartender as well?

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    • María Gálvez-Villalobos
      Claims not to be a dago slut
      Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
      • Mar 2011
      • 1307

      #32
      Re: My Intro

      Originally posted by Callisto View Post
      You met a guy named Jesus, I met a guy named Jesus. I'm just trying to establish some common ground here by seeing if it's the same guy or if we can rule that out. Was your Jesus a bartender as well?
      I have 2 uncles who are call Jesús. It's no they because we have a lots of the Jesuses here in Spain. Is for this we got nickednames like Chus, Jesu, Josu, Jesusín (which was name of my chihuahua we used have before he die) and others nickednems too.

      Perhap a lots of hispanics people is call Jesús. Isn't mean is Jesucristo. Of course.

      I met a Frank once. Isn't mean nothing especial, are it?
      Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
      My favorite verse from the Bible is:
      - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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      • Bible Student
        Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
        With Jesus now.
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2010
        • 2474

        #33
        Re: My Intro

        Originally posted by GuySmiley View Post
        "...We do not interpret it."

        If you don't interpret it, how do you understand it? If you don't understand it, how can you apply it correctly?

        And as for the "killing" part, well, I'd rather walk away. Real courage/power is not in the taking away of a life but in giving it. Real courage is walking away even if you are a 2nd dan black belt in taekwondo. Take care.
        We don't need to interpret. The 1611 King James Bible has already been interpreted by scholars from ancient Hebrew and Koine Greek into English. If I said, "John sat on the chair" there is no need for interpretation. We simply accept the fact that there was somebody called John, and there was a chair, and John sat in the chair. Interpretation is what you do if one text is in one language and you want somebody to understand that text in another language. Let me ask you a question. If you speak English fluently and as a first language and you meet somebody that speaks English fluently and as a first language, do you hire a translator to translate the conversation for you? If you do, then you have more money than brains. "If they pay a penie or two pence more for the reddinesse of them... let them looke to that, a foole and his money is soone parted."


        .

        If you only have a 2nd degree black belt in taekwondo you had better run away.
        YiJC, BS

        II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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        • GuySmiley
          Unsaved trash
          • Mar 2011
          • 48

          #34
          Re: My Intro

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          Please stop talking nonsense, boy.
          Obviously, your parents didn't teach you any manners, calling a man old enough to be your father a boy.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #35
            Re: My Intro

            Originally posted by GuySmiley View Post
            Obviously, your parents didn't teach you any manners, calling a man old enough to be your father a boy.
            My parents are dead. Why do you have to be so disrespectful of the deceased?



            Z. Smyth
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            • GuySmiley
              Unsaved trash
              • Mar 2011
              • 48

              #36
              Re: My Intro

              Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
              We don't need to interpret. The 1611 King James Bible has already been interpreted by scholars from ancient Hebrew and Koine Greek into English. If I said, "John sat on the chair" there is no need for interpretation. We simply accept the fact that there was somebody called John, and there was a chair, and John sat in the chair. Interpretation is what you do if one text is in one language and you want somebody to understand that text in another language. Let me ask you a question. If you speak English fluently and as a first language and you meet somebody that speaks English fluently and as a first language, do you hire a translator to translate the conversation for you? If you do, then you have more money than brains. "If they pay a penie or two pence more for the reddinesse of them... let them looke to that, a foole and his money is soone parted."
              nly have a 2nd degree black belt in taekwondo you had better run away.
              The word 'interpret' has several meanings in English. It means 'to find the meaning of something', 'to make sense of something', 'to ascribe meaning to something', 'to translate something'... You only ascribed your meaning of 'interpret' to the last sense. When I said 'interpret' I was actually referring to 'making sense of something'.
              Now, let me ask you a question. When Jesus said, 'I give unto you power to trend upon serpents and scorpions.. and nothing shall by any means hurt you...(Luke 10:19)', are you saying you've literally stepped on a snake (a king cobra or a western brown, for instance) or a scorpion just to prove the validity of Jesus's claim? If not, what are you waiting for? Don't you believe our Lord Jesus? I'm just borrowing from your logic. Mind, one interpretation of the word 'serpent' is a snake. There are other interpretations of course, but that's just my point.
              Making sense or getting the meaning of something could easily be the difference between right and wrong.

              .

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              • GuySmiley
                Unsaved trash
                • Mar 2011
                • 48

                #37
                Re: My Intro

                Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                You met a guy named Jesus, I met a guy named Jesus. I'm just trying to establish some common ground here by seeing if it's the same guy or if we can rule that out. Was your Jesus a bartender as well?
                Was your 'bartender' Jesus your Lord and Savior as well?

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                • GuySmiley
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                  • Mar 2011
                  • 48

                  #38
                  Re: My Intro

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  My parents are dead. Why do you have to be so disrespectful of the deceased?



                  Z. Smyth
                  Why do you have to be so disrespectful of your elders?

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #39
                    Re: My Intro

                    Originally posted by GuySmiley View Post
                    Why do you have to be so disrespectful of your elders?
                    What have you done to EARN any respect, boy? You come in here with a poor attitude, you pretend to teach a scholar like Bible Student, you are disrespectful to the womenfolk, you call my parents' child-rearing into question, etc. etc.

                    As soon as you DO something to earn some respect, I'm sure you will start earning some positive reputation and stop receiving infractions. In the meantime, "boy" is the sobriquet you richly deserve.

                    Z. Smyth
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                    • GuySmiley
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                      • Mar 2011
                      • 48

                      #40
                      Re: My Intro

                      Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                      I have 2 uncles who are call Jesús. It's no they because we have a lots of the Jesuses here in Spain. Is for this we got nickednames like Chus, Jesu, Josu, Jesusín (which was name of my chihuahua we used have before he die) and others nickednems too.

                      Perhap a lots of hispanics people is call Jesús. Isn't mean is Jesucristo. Of course.

                      I met a Frank once. Isn't mean nothing especial, are it?

                      Mari, are you as cool as I think you are? You don't seem like the others in this forum. You don't post hateful mails, at least not generally. That's a good thing. Keep it up.

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                      • GuySmiley
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 48

                        #41
                        Re: My Intro

                        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                        What have you done to EARN any respect, boy? You come in here with a poor attitude, you pretend to teach a scholar like Bible Student, you are disrespectful to the womenfolk, you call my parents' child-rearing into question, etc. etc.

                        As soon as you DO something to earn some respect, I'm sure you will start earning some positive reputation and stop receiving infractions. In the meantime, "boy" is the sobriquet you richly deserve.

                        Z. Smyth
                        Are you speaking for 'Bible Student' now? I was waiting for him to reply my post so step aside and stop interrupting. Go suck a thumb or whatever it is you do when you're not sucking your thumb, kiddo.

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                        • Cursed
                          Recovering Bastard
                          Head of Landover Glee Club
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 1363

                          #42
                          Re: My Intro

                          Originally posted by GuySmiley View Post
                          Are you speaking for 'Bible Student' now? I was waiting for him to reply my post so step aside and stop interrupting. Go suck a thumb or whatever it is you do when you're not sucking your thumb, kiddo.
                          You're the uninvited guest here, you rude monster!

                          This forum is the property of Landover Baptist Church for church members to discuss the 1611 King James Bible and enjoy fellowship with each other.

                          Were you born in a Yugoslavian slaughterhouse, you vicious savage? Don't you EVER tell a True Christian what to do in their own home, do you understand me?

                          Now learn some manners or leave, Mr. Smiley.
                          The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                          • Bible Student
                            Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                            With Jesus now.
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 2474

                            #43
                            Re: My Intro

                            Originally posted by GuySmiley View Post
                            Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
                            Please stop talking nonsense, boy.
                            Obviously, your parents didn't teach you any manners, calling a man old enough to be your father a boy.
                            Obviously your parents didn't teach you any reading skills. Otherwise you would have learned from the threads in these forums about respecting every True Christian(tm) at LBC. You have 4 hours to compose yourself and apologize to Brother Zechariah. If you were as old as you pretend to be you would know that old age does not necessarily grant one wisdom. Even though Brother Zechariah might be younger in years, in knowledge he is obviously your senior.
                            YiJC, BS

                            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                            • Living_Water
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 151

                              #44
                              Re: My Intro

                              Originally posted by GuySmiley View Post
                              Are you speaking for 'Bible Student' now? I was waiting for him to reply my post so step aside and stop interrupting. Go suck a thumb or whatever it is you do when you're not sucking your thumb, kiddo.
                              Mr GuySmiley,


                              I think you have couple of misconceptions how you should act on God's favourite discussion forum.

                              - Interrupting you on discussion forum? While you were waiting for a reply? You do understand that this is not how discussion forums work? Since when are you able to dictate who takes part in this discussion?

                              - You should never ever be rude towards True Christians who even bother to share their wisdom to you by answering there. Listen to them and take their words near your heart.

                              Proverbs 1:5:
                              A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels


                              God's love,

                              LW
                              Revelation 22:1:
                              And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

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                              • Bible Student
                                Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                                With Jesus now.
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 2474

                                #45
                                Re: My Intro

                                Originally posted by GuySmiley View Post
                                Originally Posted by Bible Student
                                We don't need to interpret. The 1611 King James Bible has already been interpreted by scholars from ancient Hebrew and Koine Greek into English. If I said, "John sat on the chair" there is no need for interpretation. We simply accept the fact that there was somebody called John, and there was a chair, and John sat in the chair. Interpretation is what you do if one text is in one language and you want somebody to understand that text in another language. Let me ask you a question. If you speak English fluently and as a first language and you meet somebody that speaks English fluently and as a first language, do you hire a translator to translate the conversation for you? If you do, then you have more money than brains. "If they pay a penie or two pence more for the reddinesse of them... let them looke to that, a foole and his money is soone parted."
                                nly have a 2nd degree black belt in taekwondo you had better run away.
                                The word 'interpret' has several meanings in English. It means 'to find the meaning of something', 'to make sense of something', 'to ascribe meaning to something', 'to translate something'... You only ascribed your meaning of 'interpret' to the last sense. When I said 'interpret' I was actually referring to 'making sense of something'.
                                Great dodge of the question about my example of John sitting on the chair. Pray tell, how you would make sense of that?

                                Originally posted by GuySmiley View Post
                                Now, let me ask you a question.
                                Nope. That won't work with me. You should really read my profile and my introductory posts. I actually taught psychology at a rather large university and wrote books on the subject. I'm not one of those simple minds for whom you can answer a question with a question. Your turn.

                                Originally posted by GuySmiley View Post
                                When Jesus said, 'I give unto you power to trend upon serpents and scorpions.. and nothing shall by any means hurt you...(Luke 10:19)', are you saying you've literally stepped on a snake (a king cobra or a western brown, for instance) or a scorpion just to prove the validity of Jesus's claim? If not, what are you waiting for? Don't you believe our Lord Jesus? I'm just borrowing from your logic. Mind, one interpretation of the word 'serpent' is a snake. There are other interpretations of course, but that's just my point.
                                I guess it is natural for an atheist like you to call Jesus a liar? Why are you even here on our friendly church forum?


                                Originally posted by GuySmiley View Post
                                Making sense or getting the meaning of something could easily be the difference between right and wrong.

                                .
                                Or do you suppose obeying something and accepting the God-breathed words could easily be the difference between right and wrong?
                                YiJC, BS

                                II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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