A true place, a honest place, a pure place (Philippians 4:8). Dear Landover...

[Dr. Alan Jerelbo]

A young girl sat in front of me. The tears ran down her, she was crying on. With discust i watched her while she told me about her filthy life. Oh how this worm was crawling on his seat. She deserved it. Godless, discusting slut.
" Doctor he raped me!" She screamed..at me? She wants me to feel guilty?
Oh no, you little slut you won't do that to me!

" I am a Christian Psychologist" i said:" and you have to tell me the truth, everything." She started to cry louder and my anger was growing.
I stood up and walked around her. Very slowly to make her feel my authority.
I grabbed the cross on the wall and i felt the pure power of God in my hands. I went back to her and i immediatly hit her in the face with my fist.
You deserve it, your small. " You don't need an psychologist, slut. YOU NEED JESUS!" With that words i beat her again and she felt on the cold floor.

" I AM your psychologist" i said:" I am not guilty like you are! Don't even try to make me feel guilty!" In that moment i felt the love of Jesus in my heart. My long experience as a Christian Psychologist told me, that she was broken now. She started to puke on my floor and i felt more and more powerfull. She vomited not only her food, no. She vomited all her fithy godless life, all the sex she had without marriage. I bend down to her and i whispered in her ears:

"Now when they heard this, they were pricked in their heart, and said unto Peter and to the rest of the apostles, Men and brethren, what shall we do?
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost."


After that words i embraced her and i felt a bit of pity.
Yes, that woman searched my help after she was raped by her friend.
A normaly psychologist, a soldier of Freud would have given her friendly words and a hug. But that doesn't help much. Im a Christian Psychologist, and i help with God's holy Word, the King James 1611 Bible. It is the purest, and holiest form of helping. And its the only way to repair the souls of human beeings.


Landover, i found your place by coinsidence but now i feel that it was destiny. God led me to you. This community is washed in the Blood of Jesus Christ and its probably the purest place on the internet. Please give me the chance to be among you. With the power Of Jesus i will finish a new form of therapy that will bring a new dimension to modern psychatry.


It will be called the "King James Special Christian Existential Therapy" and all i need is to study some of the filthy scum that enters this forum.

[Brother Bob]

Re: A true place, a honest place, a pure place (Philippians 4:8). Dear Landover...

Greetings Friend! What is your favorite bible verse, how did you come to find the true Lord Jesus, and what church do you currently attend?

Is English your first language?

[Dr. Alan Jerelbo]

Re: A true place, a honest place, a pure place (Philippians 4:8). Dear Landover...

Greetings Friend! What is your favorite bible verse, how did you come to find the true Lord Jesus, and what church do you currently attend?

Is English your first language?

Thank you for your kind answer Bob. I really appreciate it.
Bob why do you think you have the authority to call yourself "father?"

Remember Matthew 23:9

And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

[Brother Bob]

Re: A true place, a honest place, a pure place (Philippians 4:8). Dear Landover...

Thank you for your kind answer Bob. I really appreciate it.
Bob why do you think you have the authority to call yourself "father?"

Remember Matthew 23:9

This had been addressed already, Alan. I brought two wonderful soldiers of Christ into this world and it behooved me to use father in my title. It was an emotion-filled fallacy on my part.

How did God guide you to becoming a psychologist?

[John Scopes]

Re: A true place, a honest place, a pure place (Philippians 4:8). Dear Landover...

Probably as much authority as you have calling yourself Dr.

Thank you for your kind answer Bob. I really appreciate it.
Bob why do you think you have the authority to call yourself "father?"

Remember Matthew 23:9

And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: A true place, a honest place, a pure place (Philippians 4:8). Dear Landover...

Hi Alan. Any relation to Ben?

Also, can you forward your credentials to one of the senior pastors? We get a lot of people in here with "optimistic" qualifications.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Faith_Machine]

Re: A true place, a honest place, a pure place (Philippians 4:8). Dear Landover...

A young girl, blah, blah, blah...

This is the introduction forum. I understand you're very excited about your sadistic sex fantasies, and eager to share them with everybody, but we're much more interested in getting to know you.

How many times have you forcibly impregnated your wife, for example? What church do you attend? Do you ever go bow hunting, or do you stick to using a trusty rifle?

[Bible Student]

Re: A true place, a honest place, a pure place (Philippians 4:8). Dear Landover...

{a trite, self-aggrandizing story snipped}

Im a Christian Psychologist, and i help with God's holy Word, the King James 1611 Bible. It is the purest, and holiest form of helping. And its the only way to repair the souls of human beeings.

It will be called the "King James Special Christian Existential Therapy" and all i need is to study some of the filthy scum that enters this forum.

For a psychologist your reading comprehension seems to be a bit low. I say that because you misunderstood the title of this forum which is"

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

It would be interesting [or not] comparing notes with you. Not only am I a True Christian(tm) I also taught psychology at a major US university.

Let's start with a simple topic -- schizophrenia or demon possession?

[Dr. Alan Jerelbo]

Re: A true place, a honest place, a pure place (Philippians 4:8). Dear Landover...

How did God guide you to becoming a psychologist?

I was a patient myself. I was a young boy when my parents brought me to Doctor Seseke. Every week i was alone with him. He had many stuffed animals in his room, and he gave me gummibears when mommy and daddy came back. He healed me from my sickness in my head. He told me that every person has a soul that can be changed. And now i do what he did, i change souls so that they can become clean and pure.

Hi Alan. Any relation to Ben?

Also, can you forward your credentials to one of the senior pastors? We get a lot of people in here with "optimistic" qualifications.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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Hello Mr. Smyth,

i feel a connection to all human beeings. Even the discusting ones need a treatment. As i mentioned before, i am working on a new kind of therapy that bases on the King James Bible. This therapy is able to heal all kind of sickness in the head, and it will make all people Christians like we are.

But i need a bit more time to finish it...

This is the introduction forum. I understand you're very excited about your sadistic sex fantasies, and eager to share them with everybody, but we're much more interested in getting to know you.

How many times have you forcibly impregnated your wife, for example? What church do you attend? Do you ever go bow hunting, or do you stick to using a trusty rifle?

Faith-Machine,

im sorry if i have scared you with this story about my last patient.
We life in this atheist society, and everyone is lying out of reason. But believe me, i don't have a reason to lie to you.
But isn't the truth more or less the view of a single person. Do we have to share this view? I want you to believe me that all i want is to help with my book: That is the Bible.

For a psychologist your reading comprehension seems to be a bit low. I say that because you misunderstood the title of this forum which is"


It would be interesting [or not] comparing notes with you. Not only am I a True Christian™ I also taught psychology at a major US university.

Let's start with a simple topic -- schizophrenia or demon possession?

I am very lucky to meet you. In fact i never found any schizophrenia in all my cases. But many of them had demon possesions that God was able to cure with my hands.

Friends, religious faith is always a gift from God and with faith we can heal everyone.

Hebrews 11

Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.
For by it the elders obtained a good report.
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.

[Bible Student]

Re: A true place, a honest place, a pure place (Philippians 4:8). Dear Landover...

I was a patient myself. I was a young boy when my parents brought me to Doctor Seseke. Every week i was alone with him. He had many stuffed animals in his room, and he gave me gummibears when mommy and daddy came back. He healed me from my sickness in my head. He told me that every person has a soul that can be changed. And now i do what he did, i change souls so that they can become clean and pure.

That is not surprising. A good many psychologists and psychiatrists become so because they study to find out about their own problems.

Originally Posted by Bible Student
For a psychologist your reading comprehension seems to be a bit low. I say that because you misunderstood the title of this forum which is"


It would be interesting [or not] comparing notes with you. Not only am I a True Christian™ I also taught psychology at a major US university.

Let's start with a simple topic -- schizophrenia or demon possession?

I am very lucky to meet you. In fact i never found any schizophrenia in all my cases. But many of them had demon possesions that God was able to cure with my hands.

Friends, religious faith is always a gift from God and with faith we can heal everyone.

Hebrews 11

Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.
For by it the elders obtained a good report.
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.

Hmmmm. You must be old school. Now days True Christian(tm) psychological healers use the standard sicular diagnoses like involutional melancholia or idiopathic epilepsy and match their symptoms up with specific demons known for producing those specific pathologies thereby targeting individual demons with carefully tailored prayers. It works much better than fighting nameless demons with general, all-encompassing prayer. You might wish to look into that approach if you haven't already adopted it.

See that way the sicular authorities cannot fault one's education because he will have learned the standard blather buzzwords of state approved psychologists and thus will not only have an education tantamount to theirs but better because the approach to healing will Bible based and God-breathed. I'm looking forward to discussing this in more detail with you. Perhaps we can do a separate thread on individual demon created mental problems like those mentioned in Matthew 17:14-18 or Mark 9:17-25.