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    Praise be!

    I am delighted to join your most godly community!
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    Re: Praise be!

    Greeting!

    Welcome to God's friendliest website This is a home from home for people who love (and fear) God and Jesus

    What bought you to Jesus and what is you most cherished bible (KJV1611) verse?

    I'll be with Jesus, will you?
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    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #3
      Re: Praise be!

      Originally posted by Percival View Post
      I am delighted to join your most godly community!
      That introduction was pathetic. Since you neglected to tell me one damned thing about yourself, I'm now forced into a guessing game:

      - are you an islamo-terrorist?

      - do you possess both male and female genitalia?

      - are you a registered sex offender?

      - do you use the NIV "bible" ?

      - do you ever wear cotton-polyester blends?

      Until you tell us otherwise, that is your baseline.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • #4
        Re: Praise be!

        Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
        Greeting!

        Welcome to God's friendliest website This is a home from home for people who love (and fear) God and Jesus

        What bought you to Jesus and what is you most cherished bible (KJV1611) verse?

        I'll be with Jesus, will you?
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        Thank you for your kind words, Larni69. The emotional trauma of going bald some twenty years ago. I honestly thought I'd be lead into temptation and consider some form of unholy treatment or the purcahse of a heathen hairpeace.. then my paster showed me the way and since inviting the Lord into my home I've devoted my life to his way.

        And Zech, a firm no to all of your questions. If I may quote Phil Collins 'Jesus, He knows me'. I've been talking to Jesus all my life.

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        • #5
          Re: Praise be!

          Originally posted by Percival View Post
          I am delighted to join your most godly community!
          Percy;

          You haven't joined anything. Unless and until you introduce yourself properly, we don't know you (in the Biblical sense). Please tell us about yourself, your church, and your walk with Jesus.

          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.


          YIC,

          --Pastor Ezekiel
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Percival View Post
            Thank you for your kind words, Larni69.If I may quote Phil Collins 'Jesus, He knows me'. I've been talking to Jesus all my life.
            I've never heard of Phil Collins.

            But frankly he sickens me. For Jesus to know him would mean this Collins chap is accusing Jesus who died(temporally)for our sins to have sodomised Collins in some foul sweaty coupling of man on man gaysex

            Lev 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

            God does not want that and tells us exactly what he wants in the bible (KJV1611)! Maybe Colins should take a leaf out of Genesis and Leviticus

            Gen 2:*24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh

            Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination

            Please stop listening to this Colins sodomite! Listen to the word of God and His emissaries:

            Luke 1:19 And the angel answering said unto him, I am Gabriel, that stand in the presence of God; and am sent to speak unto thee, and to shew thee these glad tidings

            Colins is going strait to hell with all the dogs and liars and wizards

            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            You need to forget about going bald and liars and get in with God!

            All the best.
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            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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