[Adam Fag]

Re: Should I seek to protect the Papists from the radiation cloud?

I only feel more conflicted with each passing hour!

Please, somebody, tell me what to do!

Now that's just what I've felt since your post

It means all your science fiction fantasies are distracting you from what's important, which is the fate of your soul.

Jesus Christ knows you're in danger of drowning, and he's throwing you a life preserver, desperately screaming for you to take hold of it! Can you imagine how troubling it is for Him to see that you would rather talk about Battlestar Galactica than allow Him to rescue you?

It was hard for me last night to sleep with your words in my head and all day I've been like a dolt in a coma.

Genesis 2:21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam

I know what the facts are so why should I think like this? What did you do Faith?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Should I seek to protect the Papists from the radiation cloud?

I didn't do anything, Adam. What you're hearing is that little voice inside you that you've been ignoring for so long, the one that's telling you to seek God, and to know His truth through the unambiguous, literal words of the 1611 King James Bible.

I urge you to seize this moment, my friend!

Get down on your knees, tell Jesus you are sorry for all the sin in your life, and ask Him to take control of your life TODAY!

[Adam Fag]

Re: Should I seek to protect the Papists from the radiation cloud?

I didn't do anything, Adam. What you're hearing is that little voice inside you that you've been ignoring for so long, the one that's telling you to seek God, and to know His truth through the unambiguous, literal words of the 1611 King James Bible.

I urge you to seize this moment, my friend!

Get down on your knees, tell Jesus you are sorry for all the sin in your life, and ask Him to take control of your life TODAY!

If there's sin in my life it has not told me yet. But the last time I used my nerve aids (they're an aid to thought) I did have the most odd thoughts! I typed a post but your words haunt me and I don't know what to do. To kneel when no-one's there would be mad, and to kneel at all would be just too stone age. These days it means zip but I've heard it goes on a lot at sex clubs and things.

But you don't seem mad. Do you kneel Faith?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Should I seek to protect the Papists from the radiation cloud?

If there's sin in my life it has not told me yet. But the last time I used my nerve aids (they're an aid to thought) I did have the most odd thoughts! I typed a post but your words haunt me and I don't know what to do. To kneel when no-one's there would be mad, and to kneel at all would be just too stone age. These days it means zip but I've heard it goes on a lot at sex clubs and things.

But you don't seem mad. Do you kneel Faith?

Only the most savage pervert would suspect that kneeling has anything to do with anal sex, when the crime of anal sex is usually committed in the spooning position, the favored position of fags and metrosexuals. Spooning is much gayer than kneeling. Kneeling is manly and Godly.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Should I seek to protect the Papists from the radiation cloud?

If there's sin in my life it has not told me yet. But the last time I used my nerve aids (they're an aid to thought) I did have the most odd thoughts! I typed a post but your words haunt me and I don't know what to do. To kneel when no-one's there would be mad, and to kneel at all would be just too stone age. These days it means zip but I've heard it goes on a lot at sex clubs and things.

But you don't seem mad. Do you kneel Faith?

Oh, absolutely! I am on my knees ALL THE TIME! So often, in fact, that I'm even considering investing in a pair of knee pads. That's how much I love the Lord!

[Adam Fag]

Re: Should I seek to protect the Papists from the radiation cloud?

Oh, absolutely! I am on my knees ALL THE TIME! So often, in fact, that I'm even considering investing in a pair of knee pads. That's how much I love the Lord!

It's tea time here but I'll try what you said when I've had my meal and get back to you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It's tea time here but I'll try what you said when I've had my meal and get back to you.

Further evidence that you are an unbridled fag pervert.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Should I seek to protect the Papists from the radiation cloud?

It's tea time here but I'll try what you said when I've had my meal and get back to you.

You know something? Back when I was a hardcore meth user, I had this therapist, and I once sat there and explained how I knew I needed to quit using meth, but that it wasn't a good week for it, 'cause I had all these things I needed to accomplish, things I couldn't get done if I was going through meth withdrawal.

He looked at me and said, "It's never a good week to quit using meth."


There's a parallel here, but when it comes to accepting Jesus, I like to think of it this way: There's never a bad moment for getting saved.

You say it's tea time? Well what if you wait 'til after tea time, and you happen to unexpectedly have a heart attack and die?

Let me tell you, my friend, as you feel the icy fingers of Satan gripping your wrists while he drags you down to Hell, you will wish you hadn't postponed your salvation 'til after you'd finished your crumpets and tea!

There will always be more tea; time is the one finite commodity you can not replace.

[Adam Fag]

Re: Should I seek to protect the Papists from the radiation cloud?

You know something? Back when I was a hardcore meth user, I had this therapist, and I once sat there and explained how I knew I needed to quit using meth, but that it wasn't a good week for it, 'cause I had all these things I needed to accomplish, things I couldn't get done if I was going through meth withdrawal.

He looked at me and said, "It's never a good week to quit using meth."


There's a parallel here, but when it comes to accepting Jesus, I like to think of it this way: There's never a bad moment for getting saved.

You say it's tea time? Well what if you wait 'til after tea time, and you happen to unexpectedly have a heart attack and die?

Let me tell you, my friend, as you feel the icy fingers of Satan gripping your wrists while he drags you down to Hell, you will wish you hadn't postponed your salvation 'til after you'd finished your crumpets and tea!

There will always be more tea; time is the one finite commodity you can not replace.

Good evening, Faith. Tonight I am drinking coffee and I feel like a new man! I have not gazed at a "nerve aid" for almost a week and although at first I felt as though there was a great chasm inside me I persisted and prayed as you suggested (although I thought there was no-one there) and all of a sudden I entered a new world. It was as though I'd been living in some decrepit film noir, lurching from one unlit hiding place to another in a screenplay with no plot, no hope and no way out.

I wandered to our local reference library, which is excellent, and saw for the first time how dreadful all the staff were; I thought I was hallucinating. But perhaps I was seeing the world as it really was for the first time. I had a pocket projector which I used to use to shine hypnotic spirals on walls, to stare at when I felt alone AND IT SEEMED TO BE ON FIRE. I took it out, Faith, and when I looked at it I felt like there was something moving around in my head. Something like a voice (but not a voice) and it said "throw it away, Adam."

A security guard came and stood very close to me. I spotted a bin. The voice was louder now.

"Throw it away, Adam."

I threw. Missed. It shorted out, started projecting and caught fire: he koshed me. When I came to I was handcuffed in a police cell BUT I WAS FREE.

"Hallelujah!" I cried and leapt to my feet. They were shackled: I fell heavily.

CLUNK a little metal window snapped open in the door and a bald fat head peered in. "He's awake" CLUNK the window closed, the door opened and menace entered. Sat down (not too close I was pleased to see) and spoke: "we know who you are."

The bald man then told me that he was a Christian and that I'd requested a book at the library which he'd brought with him for me to read. It was a short history of the early Church in America and the volume I'd asked for described the lives of two people. George Whitefield and Anne Hutchinson. Unlike the better known conquistadors who had sought to ram Spanish catholicism down the throats of the native Mexicans, murdering them wholesale when they clung to their old superstitions, these two were guided by the Bible and although they were persecuted by minions of the English crown posing as clergymen, they were unafraid to speak God's word even in the face of banishment and false accusations. And God's word prevailed.

I am ashamed to read my earlier posts. I'd intended to summarise "everything we've learned so far (about aliens and clones and intermittent visitors landing to check up on Ezekiel, or to breed with Earth-girls)" and go on with more gibberish which I can now see were the words of Satan pouring from my keyboard. But I will read them and where necessary I will speak out. I've read bits of the Bible, just the bits which Satan had directed me to read, but now I'll read it all and trust that The Lord will guide me in understanding how much He cares for His creation and how He longs for us to be saved.

1 PETER 2:9 But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light:

Thank you for your patience, Faith. And thank you America (not including heathens, savages or weird sects). My film noir has ended at last and I can see the world as it really is, in living colour and in the Light of His Word.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Should I seek to protect the Papists from the radiation cloud?

<frightening, yet coherent, story with happy ending>

Praise! You have seen the light, and given up your addiction to . . . Spirograph, or whatever.

I shall pray my thanks to the Lord for delivering you and helping you rejoin the ranks of intelligent men!