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Ladies, don't let the Jane Crow Laws stop you from voting
Ladies,
I know there's a lot of mixed feeling in election years, knowing that women are not to usurp authority over men(1 Timothy 2:12), which happens when women drive with men as passengers, and of course when women vote.
However, God calls upon us to use every weapon to defeat Obama, whose religion believes in a false prophet (i.e., a prophet after Jesus: Matthew 7:15–23, Matthew 24:10-20). So True Christian™ ladies are commanded to vote a Republican straight-ticket, with the understanding that it is their husband who is voting, and the wife is simply pulling the lever.
A lot of ladies find this confusing, what with so many concepts bouncing around in their pretty little heads. Well, hold on, because there's more.
Republicans have agreed that it is too early to end women's suffrage outright, so as a stopgap measure, we are using bureaucracy to prevent women from voting. When we discovered that many women don't have driver's licences (since their husbands do the driving), we made new laws taking the vote away from people without a driver's licence.
See, nothing sexist about that. It's a pity we have to use such a passive-aggressive way of doing things, using bureaucracy which we keep saying we're against. Oh well.
So, these Jane Crow laws are good, but currently they don't discriminate between True Christian™ ladies and your typical uppity harlot out to usurp power. So this means that True Christian™ ladies should get driver's licenses, if required in your state. Do the research!
Also, we need to do our bit to justify the Jane Crow laws. This means we need stories of voter fraud. Don't bother researching if voter fraud happens in Canada or Europe, where voting is easy and bureaucrat-free. You won't find examples. Instead I suggest reading a book on creative writing. You'll be pumping out voter-fraud horror-stories in no time.
Also, take encouragement from our victories:
TAMPA - After 70 years the non partisan League of Women Voters is getting out of the business of registering voters in Florida. They claim a law passed by the 2011 legislature is a blatant attempt to suppress voting and they want no part of the new rules.
"It is an attempt to fix a problem that doesn't exist. We do not have voter fraud in Florida" claims Hillsborough League of Women Voters President Mickey Castor who notes that there have been only three arrests for voter fraud in Florida since 2008...
Republicans know these claims are typical female hysteria, but we know our code-words and how to say it in a PC way:
Legislator Seth McKeel Legislator Seth McKeel, a backer of the law says The League is overreacting..."[Overreacting to the voter suppression, not the 3 people charged with voter suppression in the last 4 years].
After all, all blacks and women are guilty until proven innocent:
Even the mere allegation that there might be room for fraud to me seems reasonable that the legislature ought to make sure that it's a tight process" said McKeel.
I agree! I also allege that disabled people are guilty of voter fraud, so we should remove wheelchair ramps from voting places, perhaps replacing them with a moat of some type.
Oh, and this is kind of off-topic but if you do it to your wife it's not rape (1 Corinthians 7:4). So if anyone sees a shrieking teenage filipina with infected gerbil-bites wandering in the woods, please return her and disregard any stories she tells you.
I know there's a lot of mixed feeling in election years, knowing that women are not to usurp authority over men(1 Timothy 2:12), which happens when women drive with men as passengers, and of course when women vote.
However, God calls upon us to use every weapon to defeat Obama, whose religion believes in a false prophet (i.e., a prophet after Jesus: Matthew 7:15–23, Matthew 24:10-20). So True Christian™ ladies are commanded to vote a Republican straight-ticket, with the understanding that it is their husband who is voting, and the wife is simply pulling the lever.
A lot of ladies find this confusing, what with so many concepts bouncing around in their pretty little heads. Well, hold on, because there's more.
Republicans have agreed that it is too early to end women's suffrage outright, so as a stopgap measure, we are using bureaucracy to prevent women from voting. When we discovered that many women don't have driver's licences (since their husbands do the driving), we made new laws taking the vote away from people without a driver's licence.
See, nothing sexist about that. It's a pity we have to use such a passive-aggressive way of doing things, using bureaucracy which we keep saying we're against. Oh well.
So, these Jane Crow laws are good, but currently they don't discriminate between True Christian™ ladies and your typical uppity harlot out to usurp power. So this means that True Christian™ ladies should get driver's licenses, if required in your state. Do the research!
Also, we need to do our bit to justify the Jane Crow laws. This means we need stories of voter fraud. Don't bother researching if voter fraud happens in Canada or Europe, where voting is easy and bureaucrat-free. You won't find examples. Instead I suggest reading a book on creative writing. You'll be pumping out voter-fraud horror-stories in no time.
Also, take encouragement from our victories:
TAMPA - After 70 years the non partisan League of Women Voters is getting out of the business of registering voters in Florida. They claim a law passed by the 2011 legislature is a blatant attempt to suppress voting and they want no part of the new rules.
"It is an attempt to fix a problem that doesn't exist. We do not have voter fraud in Florida" claims Hillsborough League of Women Voters President Mickey Castor who notes that there have been only three arrests for voter fraud in Florida since 2008...
Republicans know these claims are typical female hysteria, but we know our code-words and how to say it in a PC way:
Legislator Seth McKeel Legislator Seth McKeel, a backer of the law says The League is overreacting..."[Overreacting to the voter suppression, not the 3 people charged with voter suppression in the last 4 years].
After all, all blacks and women are guilty until proven innocent:
Even the mere allegation that there might be room for fraud to me seems reasonable that the legislature ought to make sure that it's a tight process" said McKeel.
I agree! I also allege that disabled people are guilty of voter fraud, so we should remove wheelchair ramps from voting places, perhaps replacing them with a moat of some type.
Oh, and this is kind of off-topic but if you do it to your wife it's not rape (1 Corinthians 7:4). So if anyone sees a shrieking teenage filipina with infected gerbil-bites wandering in the woods, please return her and disregard any stories she tells you.
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