[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Since I play minecraft I'm gonna go and play right now, and from what you say.
I'm gonna have homosexual beastly gay sex while I play it since i'm a hiefer.

Hurr durr.

Ave satani

You have to be kidding me, right?

No, he's quite serious. Satanists really are that stupid. Can't even spell "heifer".

So, let me get this straight. Playing a computer game automatically makes me a sinner, and I am going to Hell for it? Makes perfect sense.

Actually, it does. As Jesus explained in Matthew 5:27-28, thought crimes are just like physical sins!

27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:

28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.


In other words, thinking about sinning is just the same in God's eyes as doing the physical act. When you fantasize about creating a world "better than the one God made", that's sinful.

Damn, you people are more autistic than I thought.

Autism is a serious developmental disorder, yet you call us "autistic" as some sort of slur. Why are you atheists such hateful monsters?

[HackSpunk]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Look at this beautiful church:


Uh-oh:


BURN BABY BURN:









You mad, Christfags?

[Nobar King]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Look at this beautiful church:

I'm reporting you to the FBI.

[HackSpunk]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I'm reporting you to the FBI.

LOL! For burning down a virtual church? You people make me laugh so hard.

[Pater Doit]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Congratulations on destroying what took you several hours of "work" I guess. Tell me, do you really not notice how stupid you're behaving?

(It's a pleasure to see that you like burning things, as this is also your own fate.)

[James Hutchins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

LOL! For burning down a virtual church? You people make me laugh so hard.

What kind of sick pervert are you?

[Nobar King]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I'm reporting you to the FBI.

LOL! For burning down a virtual church? You people make me laugh so hard.

Yes, for burning down a virtual church. Who do you think the arson investigation unit is going to want to talk to the next time a church burns down in your area?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

LOL! For burning down a virtual church? You people make me laugh so hard.

A hate crime is a hate crime, even if it's virtual. Expect the authorities any minute now.

[HackSpunk]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

What kind of sick pervert are you?

How exactly does this make me a pervert? You people make no sense.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

LOL! For burning down a virtual church? You people make me laugh so hard.

Tell me, Sparky, if you shot a virtual President Obama, do you think the FBI would want to speak with you?

This is the same sort of thing. You're inciting violence against Christians.

[HackSpunk]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

A hate crime is a hate crime, even if it's virtual. Expect the authorities any minute now.

Yeah, ok, the FBI will take me in for questioning any minute now for burning down a virtual church on a sandbox indie game, which ALLOWS YOU TO DO ANYTHING YOU WISH.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Yeah, ok, the FBI will take me in for questioning any minute now for burning down a virtual church on a sandbox indie game, which ALLOWS YOU TO DO ANYTHING YOU WISH.

Well, on our forum you play by our rules. So watch it

[James Hutchins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Well, on our forum you play by our rules. So watch it

Brother Portway, do we have a team in Chalfont? I know there is one in Doylestown.

[RubberDuky]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Hello Cranky Old Man, I am politely opposing your stance on the topic of Minecraft being Satanic. I am a Christian.


First of all, your statement that the game is Defying God by promoting genetic manipulation. Minecraft, from the very beginning has tried to be a game that is very simple to play, and easy for many ages. It is a game about building and mining. Making everything out of blocks is much simpler for people to get a sense of how everything is pieced together. The animals are square as to fit the theme. One could say that having realistic animals is a mockery of God

Your quote of Colossians 1:16 was did nothing to influence your argument at all, it was entirely irrelevant, as was your quote of Genesis 1: 26-27, they were empty. God forming all living things after certain kinds, is saying that I am not related to a monkey and a giraffe is not related to me, it is NOT saying that everything was designed to not be cubes.


Your Second statement that Children are turned into sex-slaves.

I would like to define the word "griefing" The defined word, griefing, is to "Deliberately irritate or harass other players in an online videogame" You have defined griefing wrong, and, if you any research on this topic you would have found the answer. You have broken the 9th commandment, you have borne false witness.

Many servers have filters that block vulgar words and links to websites

Yes, you can trace an IP address to find their general location (New York, New York for example) and the Service provider (eg. Verizon) but you cannot get names or specific locations without a warrent. Yes, a child could give out information, but they should be warned by their parents. If a child gives out information over the internet, that is bad parenting.

Walking Penises are a part of Minecraft Porn

Does a stick look remotely close to a penis? Yes? Oh, so a stick is a penis now, who knew!

Validate the image below it please.

He is not masturbating, he is holding a pickaxe (A mining tool)


Destroying Our Economy

[Authors Note: Ok, bud everything else was kinda ok, I can see why you made those assumptions, but this part, I am questioning if this is a joke]

In the bible times did they have walmart? Did Noah go to target and ask the guy for an ark building kit? No, he made it himself. What were the first people? Farmers. Cain and Abel were farmers. People BUILT their OWN houses in the bible times.

If you have any questions or comments, please contact me, I would love to answer your questions.

[HackSpunk]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Brother Portway, do we have a team in Chalfont? I know there is one in Doylestown.

I don't think the police are going to care, as it is a free country, and I am not the only one who has done this. If you fags had watched the video I posted, then you would see that what I did is nothing compared to what they did. "Boo hoo I burnt down a little church in a game." Cry some more.