[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

You have to be kidding me, right?

If you think going to Hell to be burnt in the Lake of Fire for all eternity with the dogs and wizards is a joke then you must be dumber than than you come across, as?

YIC

[daniella]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Jesus is no laughing matter friend, and neither is Hell. You don't want to go to Hell, do you?

So, let me get this straight. Playing a computer game automatically makes me a sinner, and I am going to Hell for it? Makes perfect sense.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

So, let me get this straight. Playing a computer game automatically makes me a sinner, and I am going to Hell for it? Makes perfect sense.

It's not too late to repent you know. Jesus called you here for a reason today.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

So, let me get this straight. Playing a computer game automatically makes me a sinner, and I am going to Hell for it? Makes perfect sense.

Hell is serious business!

http://www.biblebelievers.com/jmelton/hell.html

YIC

[daniella]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Yea.. Minecraft makes me go to Hell....I'll just leave it at this:

[James Hutchins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Yea.. Minecraft makes me go to Hell....I'll just leave it at this:

You femnazis, all think it is a laughing matter. Be sure to txt me when you are in Hell and Satan is spraying globs of boiling brimstone from his barbed genitalia in your cooter. Let me know if you are still giggling.

[daniella]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

You femnazis, all think it is a laughing matter. Be sure to txt me when you are in Hell and Satan is spraying globs of boiling brimstone from his barbed genitalia in your cooter. Let me know if you are still giggling.

I'm not giggling anymore. I laughed so hard at what you said, that my sides are in extreme pain. You people are so brainwashed by the existence of something that isn't real. Open your eyes, and let people live the way they want. You people have no right to tell people what they can and can't do. "Oh but the Bible says you should..." Cut the bullshit. NEWSFLASH: Not everyone follows the Bible!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I'm not giggling anymore. I laughed so hard at what you said, that my sides are in extreme pain. You people are so brainwashed by the existence of something that isn't real. Open your eyes, and let people live the way they want. You people have no right to tell people what they can and can't do. "Oh but the Bible says you should..." Cut the bullshit. NEWSFLASH: Not everyone follows the Bible!

Well Duh! If everyone read the Bible, we would not have to do out reach to try and save peoples souls from demonic things like MineCrap. Do you really think decent people want thier kids to be a sex slave? I was in the 'Nam, I know what goes on in the back alleys of Honog Pen.

[daniella]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Well Duh! If everyone read the Bible, we would not have to do out reach to try and save peoples souls from demonic things like MineCrap. Do you really think decent people want thier kids to be a sex slave? I was in the 'Nam, I know what goes on in the back alleys of Honog Pen.

Damn, you people are more autistic than I thought. Let me explain what Minecraft is. Minecraft is a sandbox type of game that allows you to build your imagination. There are two modes; Survival and Creative. In survival mode, you have to gather resources and food to survive, and build a shelter before night falls. You fight various different creatures during the night, such as spiders, zombies, and skeletons. In creative, you have an unlimited amount of blocks, and unlimited health. In this game mode you can do what ever you want, and build whatever comes to mind, such as this:

GIANT SATANIC YET POINTLESS IMAGE DELETED

I doubt you even played one minute of the game.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Damn, you people are more autistic than I thought. Let me explain what Minecraft is. Minecraft is a sandbox type of game that allows you to build your imagination. There are two modes; Survival and Creative. In survival mode, you have to gather resources and food to survive, and build a shelter before night falls. You fight various different creatures during the night, such as spiders, zombies, and skeletons. In creative, you have an unlimited amount of blocks, and unlimited health. In this game mode you can do what ever you want, and build whatever comes to mind, such as this:


I doubt you even played one minute of the game.

Friend, I do not have to eat poison to know it is bad for me. If Biblical scholars tell me it is evil and God confirms it, that is good enough for me. Why would I listen to a drug fueled wack job that is doomed to hell to tell me otherwise.
Get right with Jesus before it is too late and you are damned to Hell. Save your pitiful soul!

[daniella]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Friend, I do not have to eat poison to know it is bad for me. If Biblical scholars tell me it is evil and God confirms it, that is good enough for me. Why would I listen to a drug fueled wack job that is doomed to hell to tell me otherwise.
Get right with Jesus before it is too late and you are damned to Hell. Save your pitiful soul!

So if a Biblical scholar were to tell you that pooping in the toilet is the spawn of Satan, would you believe it? I suggest you get off this forum, put your helmet back on, and get back to the short bus!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

So if a Biblical scholar were to tell you that pooping in the toilet is the spawn of Satan, would you believe it? I suggest you get off this forum, put your helmet back on, and get back to the short bus!

Well friend, if God said it, I'd beleive it. However, because it is you and you obviously have as they say, 'issues', I do not think your words carry much weight (but they are full of crap). But if you wish to be fascinated by your poop (funny how all you homersuxualizers are) then have at it.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

So if a Biblical scholar were to tell you that pooping in the toilet is the spawn of Satan, would you believe it? I suggest you get off this forum, put your helmet back on, and get back to the short bus!

Why would a Godly man make up something so ridiculous? Really girl, you are making less and less sense with each post.

[Lovinglife29]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

You are not serious.
You can't be.
This is such an amazingly bias post. It makes me embarrassed to know people actually think this way.
Minecraft is just a game for showing how creative you are. There's no bad messages in the game, and if you don't like it, then don't voice it.
It'll give you haters, you know that, right?
I can post this since you've already started this fight.
Walking penises? That's a mob. The things on the bottom are called "feet". Feet are these things that allow the ability to move around without dragging yourself.
And, well, that next picture. I have no idea what the heck you meant by saying that. It makes no sense at all. That's just an amazing creation someone built and is examining it.
Oh, and when you put that drawing in, I just laughed. Don't expect all minecrafters to do that. Not everyone that plays MC is like that, don't you know? With all your amazing knowledge about the world, you should know that not everyone is the same.
Now, with the economy part. The American way? You had to have been kidding with that. I'm American, yeah, but are you kidding me?
You'd rather a kid be a boring square than let their imagination let them explore new things like building art that other people get to enjoy? Yeahh that's what life is about. Totally.

You probably won't care about this post. Whatever. Just know that there are actual living beings that think people like you are crazy and over the top.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

You are not serious.
You can't be.
This is such an amazingly bias post. It makes me embarrassed to know people actually think this way.
Minecraft is just a game for showing how creative you are. There's no bad messages in the game, and if you don't like it, then don't voice it.
It'll give you haters, you know that, right?
I can post this since you've already started this fight.
Walking penises? That's a mob. The things on the bottom are called "feet". Feet are these things that allow the ability to move around without dragging yourself.
And, well, that next picture. I have no idea what the heck you meant by saying that. It makes no sense at all. That's just an amazing creation someone built and is examining it.
Oh, and when you put that drawing in, I just laughed. Don't expect all minecrafters to do that. Not everyone that plays MC is like that, don't you know? With all your amazing knowledge about the world, you should know that not everyone is the same.
Now, with the economy part. The American way? You had to have been kidding with that. I'm American, yeah, but are you kidding me?
You'd rather a kid be a boring square than let their imagination let them explore new things like building art that other people get to enjoy? Yeahh that's what life is about. Totally.

You probably won't care about this post. Whatever. Just know that there are actual living beings that think people like you are crazy and over the top.

TL;DR

I'll pray for you.