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  • What do you do to show the LOVE of CHRIST in you?

    Come on, gang! Let's share those things we do to show the world the Spirit of God has infused our souls!

    For we are labourers together with God: ye are God's husbandry, ye are God's building.
    1 Corinthians 3:9




    I emailed this picture to everyone in my email and facebook address just to remind them who loves them sooo much!


    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.


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    Re: What do you do to show the LOVE of CHRIST in you?

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Come on, gang! Let's share those things we do to show the world the Spirit of God has infused our souls!

    For we are labourers together with God: ye are God's husbandry, ye are God's building.
    1 Corinthians 3:9



    I emailed this picture to everyone in my email and facebook address just to remind them who loves them sooo much!



    Sister, your 6-year-old's finger-painting skill has improved so much in the last year. Very impressive!

    It might be good to steer him away from the more liberal art schools, though. I'm guessing this is titled, "Jesus of Down Syndrome"? This is what the liberals want, to consider Jesus as "everybody". If he paints a Negro Messiah, you will have to burn it, or sell it to Obama.

    I show the love of Christ by witnessing to people on my truck stop ministry; why, just last week, three desperate men cried out for Jesus almost in unison!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #3
      Re: What do you do to show the LOVE of CHRIST in you?

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      ...why, just last week, three desperate men cried out for Jesus almost in unison!
      You were using your hands, too?



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        Re: What do you do to show the LOVE of CHRIST in you?

        I'm afraid to ask, Didymus, but is you avatar of someone sticking his finger in Jesus' hole?

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          Re: What do you do to show the LOVE of CHRIST in you?

          Originally posted by Destiny's Blunder View Post
          I'm afraid to ask, Didymus, but is you avatar of someone sticking his finger in Jesus' hole?
          Yes. http://paintings-art-picture.com/pai...homas-painting

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            Re: What do you do to show the LOVE of CHRIST in you?

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            And here I thought it was Caravaggio. Well, that art history degree was 50k well spent.

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              Re: What do you do to show the LOVE of CHRIST in you?

              Originally posted by Destiny's Blunder View Post
              And here I thought it was Caravaggio...
              Many of the perverts Italian Renaissance artists did versions, including Caravaggio, but I felt Strozzi's framing was best for an avi.

              ... Well, that art history degree was 50k well spent.
              How far did yours fly?

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              • #8
                Re: What do you do to show the LOVE of CHRIST in you?

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                You were using your hands, too?
                Of course!

                Like this -->
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #9
                  Re: What do you do to show the LOVE of CHRIST in you?

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  I emailed this picture to everyone in my email and facebook address just to remind them who loves them sooo much!
                  That's a wonderful idea, Sister. People like getting facebook pictures like that one.

                  No wonder people love Jesus--so photogenic.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • #10
                    Re: What do you do to show the LOVE of CHRIST in you?

                    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                    That's a wonderful idea, Sister. People like getting facebook pictures like that one.

                    No wonder people love Jesus--so photogenic.
                    Don't you just smile looking at that face!!!


                    Oh, but I have something else to share!

                    This morning I was doing some errands when I saw an interracial couple walking together. I think they must be visiting the white family in one of the nearby towns or something because they certainly weren't from around here. I walked right over to them and introduced myself and warned them that without repentance, they would be assuring their rapid descent into Hell. I then handed them one of our tracts written by our beloved Pastor Ed Lowman called, "Help! My Daughter's Marrying a Black Man!" I instructed them to read it carefully and bring it to the white parent's forthwith.

                    I must say, even though they glared at me and walked off, I know the LORD made an impact on them! I admit, I feel so good when I can be an instrument of the LORD and share the Good News with an otherwise Hell-bound sinner!
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      Re: What do you do to show the LOVE of CHRIST in you?

                      One of my favorite ways to show people the love of CHRIST which is inside me is to remind everyone how humble I am.

                      Just as JESUS demonstrated His humility by walking on water, turning water into wine, procuring somebody else's donkey to ride into Jerusalem on, raising the dead, preaching to swarms of people, and floating up into the sky, so too do I take measures to remind the world of my CHRISTlike humility.

                      It may be as simple as declining to do something that might otherwise be enjoyable for no other reason than I am a Christian who would prefer to sit in peace and quiet and meditate on how awesome GOD is, so that those around me may marvel at my devotion.

                      It could be a stern disapproval of somebody else's taste in music, clothes, literature or home decor.

                      It might even be as small as bowing my head in prayer before eating my meal in the middle of a crowded restaurant.

                      Every time I engage in a public display of humility, I thank JESUS for His instruction and wisdom.

                      Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.
                      - Matthew 11:29
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                      The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                      - Proverbs 15:3

                      CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                      CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                        Re: What do you do to show the LOVE of CHRIST in you?

                        Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                        It might even be as small as bowing my head in prayer before eating my meal in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
                        Amen Brother Bob! Just as Jesus was humble, are we called to be humble!

                        Sometimes I get so overpowered with the Holy Spirit that I cannot but help sharing this great gift of humility! Why, when the Etheldreda families takes occasional respite in family restaurants, Mr. Etheldreda stands up and loudly proclaims our gratitude for such a fine meal. As he asks Christ Jesus to bless our meal, he asks for Christ to bless the meals of every patron in the dining establishment! Oh you should see the looks of sheer surprise when people realize they can thank God for their food away from their own dining room tables!
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #13
                          Re: What do you do to show the LOVE of CHRIST in you?

                          I love all of my neighbors Mark 12:31.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            Re: What do you do to show the LOVE of CHRIST in you?

                            As an Ex-Queer, I feel it is my Christian duty to prevent fagness by showing the love of Christ to those that still pack the mud. I'm in a unique position, as I understand the lure of the anonymous rectum, but am saved from the wickedness by God.

                            Sometimes I can interevene when I see the telltale come-on signs between the sissies soliciting each other in the public park. The leers, the coy smiles, the fumbling with the crotches, sharing a methamphetamine pipe. All signs that Sodomy is imminent. A stern lecture on the dangers of thousands of trysts with thousands of strangers often discourages the homos.

                            Other times I am fortunate to actually discover groups of men coupled in the bushes, and in the throes of wicked anal pleasure. Nothing makes me feel more effective for Jesus then physically de-linking the thrusting daisy-chain of sissyfags and showing them first hand in the Bible what God thinks of them and would have us do in punishment, if only it was allowed by secular law.

                            I like to think I make a real difference for God.

                            In Christ
                            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                              Re: What do you do to show the LOVE of CHRIST in you?

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              Come on, gang! Let's share those things we do to show the world the Spirit of God has infused our souls!
                              When I feel the love of God flowing thru me; I usually tie a fag and a darkie together with chains and drag them thru town on my truck with my 500 watt sound system hollering "Thank God; he has risen!!.

                              Before long I have 5 to 6 hundred people chanting and playing tambourines behind me. What a damn gas I tell ya!

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