[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Does God Love Everybody?

That is one of the reasons why I no longer believe. Why would a deity leave us to "only hope to get to the other side in one piece" and "hope it is enough" instead of giving us clear guidance?

He did give us clear guidance. It's called the Bible. You choose to ignore it so you can wallow in your perversion.

You on the other hand ignore anything that doesn't fit your perspective. I am willing to bet money that you didn't even bother to actually read the Holy Bible, yet here you are telling us how it is wrong.

That would be a safe bet, since just about everything in it comes as a surprise to her.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Does God Love Everybody?

*shakes head disdainfully*

More of the vaunted "respect" you show to others with differing opinions?

How about showing where any True Christian(tm) has misquoted, twisted, or ignored ANY Scripture from the KJV, as you clearly alleged they have?

[KentuckyFriedHarlot]

Re: Does God Love Everybody?

Dear SouthernAngel,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Attempting to engage in debate on God's favorite forum
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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Quote:
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=957625

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Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor
Friend, I find it envigorating that you have Mastiffs and a gun but, have you ever considered using them to promote God's work?
How? Training my dogs to attack people of other religions? Shooting blacks and gays? Oh my, what do I do when I encounter a black gay??? Shoot him twice and then set my dogs on him?
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forum
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Such a mouth for a man of God. If you associate with whores, it is your business, but please don't assume all of us woman are the kind of woman you mix with. Some of us actually know how to keep our knees together.

[KentuckyFriedHarlot]

Re: Does God Love Everybody?

Dear SouthernAngel,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Whining About A Just Infraction
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The good Pastor is trying to help you. Why are you so resistant?
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This infraction is worth 45 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=957856

Quote:
Dear SouthernAngel,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Attempting to engage in debate on God's favorite forum
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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Quote:
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=957625

Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor
Friend, I find it envigorating that you have Mastiffs and a gun but, have you ever considered using them to promote God's work?
How? Training my dogs to attack people of other religions? Shooting blacks and gays? Oh my, what do I do when I encounter a black gay??? Shoot him twice and then set my dogs on him?
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forum
__________________

Such a mouth for a man of God. If you associate with whores, it is your business, but please don't assume all of us woman are the kind of woman you mix with. Some of us actually know how to keep our knees together.
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forum


If your Good pastor is trying to help me, why call me a whore? I was a virgin when I met my husband...can the same be said for you lot?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Does God Love Everybody?

If your Good pastor is trying to help me, why call me a whore? I was a virgin when I met my husband...can the same be said for you lot?

In hopes of breaking through the denial. Sometimes a gentle approach doesn't work, as one's cognitive dissonance is just too great.

[KentuckyFriedHarlot]

Re: Does God Love Everybody?

In hopes of breaking through the denial. Sometimes a gentle approach doesn't work, as one's cognitive dissonance is just too great.

Oh please. You need a healthy slap with reality woman. Go back to the kitchen where you belong, and leave those of us with an IQ higher than a shoe size to use the interwebs. You are an embarrassment to woman.

Dear SouthernAngel,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Insulting Landover and/or TCs
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Watch the back-sass.

YiC,

Zech
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This infraction is worth 40 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=957859

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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie
Please please don't tell me there's a Sex Toy Pom out there, too ? ? ?

Oh my God, it is worse than I thought ! ! !
A Toy Pom is a breed of dog you ignorant ingrate.
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forum

Yet you call me a whore? Bit of a double standard there, don't you think?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Does God Love Everybody?

Interstate transmission of a threat is a crime, even in that lawless negro dump of a town Jo-burg.



YiC,

Zech

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Does God Love Everybody?

Oh please. You need a healthy slap with reality woman.

Such anger from you. Won't you let Jesus into your heart? He alone can cure this rage from which you suffer. You can be free.

But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
Galatians 5:22-23

[KentuckyFriedHarlot]

Re: Does God Love Everybody?

Interstate transmission of a threat is a crime, even in that lawless negro dump of a town Jo-burg.



YiC,

Zech

Idiot, where did I threaten you. I clearly recall "slap of reality". Where is the threat? Did you actually receive schooling past 6th grade? And my hometown is Johannesburg, in South Africa. Since you seem to be a bit special in the head, South Africa is at the tip of that other big continent.

Dear SouthernAngel,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Threatening to slap Mrs. Etheldreda
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This is not some lesbian jello-wrestling site. Please take your threats of bodily harm elsewhere.

YiC,

Zech
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This infraction is worth 71 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=957872

Quote:
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
In hopes of breaking through the denial. Sometimes a gentle approach doesn't work, as one's cognitive dissonance is just too great.
Oh please. You need a healthy slap with reality woman. Go back to the kitchen where you belong, and leave those of us with an IQ higher than a shoe size to use the interwebs. You are an embarrassment to woman.

Dear SouthernAngel,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Insulting Landover and/or TCs
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Watch the back-sass.

YiC,

Zech
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This infraction is worth 40 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=957859

Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie
Please please don't tell me there's a Sex Toy Pom out there, too ? ? ?

Oh my God, it is worse than I thought ! ! !
A Toy Pom is a breed of dog you ignorant ingrate.
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forum

Yet you call me a whore? Bit of a double standard there, don't you think?
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forum
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[Didymus Much]

Re: Does God Love Everybody?

...If you associate with whores, it is your business...

So did Jesus. You going to tell Him off, too?

...but please don't assume all of us woman are the kind of woman you mix with. Some of us actually know how to keep our knees together.

This is from the same person whose first post on this forum contained this gem?

...From what I understand, our Father in heaven is the only one that has the right to judge us mere mortals...

[KentuckyFriedHarlot]

Re: Does God Love Everybody?

Such anger from you. Won't you let Jesus into your heart? He alone can cure this rage from which you suffer. You can be free.

But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
Galatians 5:22-23

I have more of Jesus in my heart than you will ever have.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Does God Love Everybody?

You Jesus-haters always fall back on ad hominem attacks, name-calling, and threats of physical violence. It's because you are morally directionless without Christ guiding you.

Pity.

[KentuckyFriedHarlot]

Re: Does God Love Everybody?

So did Jesus. You going to tell Him off, too?



This is from the same person whose first post on this forum contained this gem?

So I am not allowed to defend myself when I am being called a whore? I should just sit back and accept the shafting in the name of Christianity? You people are damn hilarious.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Does God Love Everybody?

I have more of Jesus in my heart than you will ever have.

Do you now? Tell us all about it. Is it the image of Jesus you made up in your head or the real Jesus from the Bible who said this?

Matthew18:17 And if he shall neglect to hear them, tell it unto the church: but if he neglect to hear the church, let him be unto thee as an heathen man and a publican.

Matthew 10:14-15
14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
15 Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

[KentuckyFriedHarlot]

Re: Does God Love Everybody?

But dear, I have the real Jesus, the one revealed in Holy Scriptures. You have a phantom Jesus, one created out of your own imagination, one that conforms to your own moral principles.

Well, at least mine will look good in Kelvin Klein undies (envisioning someone that resembles Alexander Skarsgard), since it is my mind that conjured him up? Ahh, I'll probably get an infraction for this as well...It is getting mighty cosy here in Satans scrotum.