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  • ADHD pills make you gay

    According to research conducted by the U.S. Department of Family Values, mainstream medical treatments against so called ADHD have a horrible side effect - homosexuality!

    Some of the symptoms of ADHD that the pills are supposed to mitigate are:
    Difficulty Getting Organized - The Holy Bible is all you need to organize your life. It is rather a symptom of atheism.
    Reckless Driving and Traffic Accidents - Contrary to feminist/liberal belief, there is no risk with reckless masculine driving. A man's heart deviseth his way: but the LORD directeth his steps. Proverbs 16:9
    Marital Difficulties - Of course a man's relationship become needlessly complicated if he turn away from the Scripture.
    Extreme Distractibility - Newspeak for temptation, which the LORD will protect you from: Because thou hast kept the word of my patience, I also will keep thee from the hour of temptation, which shall come upon all the world, to try them that dwell upon the earth. Revelation 3:10
    Poor Listening Skills - Real men don't need to listen much, they make other listen to them.
    Restlessness, Difficulty Relaxing -The LORD made men to hunt, what do you expect when liberals take their guns?
    Angry Outbursts - Yet another "symptom" that differ real men from nancy boys.

    As you can see, ADHD is an attempt to package symptoms of atheism (a real disease) with traits of masculinity (which feminists believe is a disease). And guess what happens if you make a man lesser man - homosexuality! Not a wonder that all those metrosexual nancy boys spend money on iPhones and Macs rather than on assault rifles.

    sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
    Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
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    Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
    Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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    Re: ADHD pills make you gay

    I do not know what an ADHD pill is but I'm never taking one even if it does make my TV look better.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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