TSA worker plants white powder baggie on traveller as a joke

[Buford T Scoggins]

I thought that this was so funny...

TSA Worker Plants White Powder Baggie on Traveller as a Joke

Agent was contraband detection trainer; 'no longer employed' at TSA...

I just would have loved to seen the face on that traveler (a woman, and no doubt a liberal) when the TSA guy pulled out that baggie. I think it would have been even funnier if he tazed her.

I am upset though that it seems the TSA dude appears to have been fired. That's the trouble with Obama and his ACORN fascist-Marxists - no sense of humor. Now when George W Bush was president, a little bit of good-natured tazing, water boarding and extraordinary rendition was recognized as a frat-boy type of prank. Ditto for the occasional collateral damage. But them Dems just don't get the joke. Sheesh!


Light-hearted fun back in the Bush days

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[James Hutchins]

Re: TSA worker plants white powder baggie on traveller as a joke

Not much I like more than a good pratical joke. I guess for the TSA fellow, once he played the joke, there was no point in staying on as he cannot play the same joke twice. Everyone will already know the punchline.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: TSA worker plants white powder baggie on traveller as a joke

Some of our hired black ops guys like to plant little baggies of white powder on pesky political opponents, business competitors, nosy reporters, environmental activists and so on. The black ops guys have a great sense of humor, don't they?

Then there was that little practical joke we pulled back in 2001 with mailing little baggies of white powder containing anthrax spores. It sure helped to get votes for the Patriot Act after we mailed them to Democrat senators. Liberal reporters were also remarkably quiet about the Patriot Act.


letter for liberal reporter, containing free gift

Of course, that nitwit Bruce Edwards Ivins wasn't supposed to get caught. But since he committed suicide before he could talk, he's in Heaven now. All's well that ends well.

Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: TSA worker plants white powder baggie on traveller as a joke

That's so typical of politically correct whiners who can't take a joke. If the TSA worker is no longer employed there, then the PC inquisition has claimed another victim.

[TC Patriot]

Re: TSA worker plants white powder baggie on traveller as a joke

I smell a rat here. A black Chicago rat. I bet that Liebrul really was carrying drugs. She was probably one of Osambo's mules delivering him crack. Obama's jack booted thugs probably forced this patriot to say he had planted the drugs so they would have to let her go and deliver her poison to school kids.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: TSA worker plants white powder baggie on traveller as a joke

Actually, I've been discussing this with my marketing people, and they're thinking that this could be a great gag gift for people's birthdays. You know those birthday candles that you can't blow out, right? And there are already cards that play a tune when you open them? So...

How about a card that has an exploding baggie with white powder inside? Sends the powder right into your face, while the card plays a tune with lyrics something like "you're a fag, you got anthrax, now you're dead..." Something like that - I was never much of a song writer, but we could hire a patriotic musician, someone like Ted Nugent.


Ted Nugent, patriotic rocker

Not sure if these cards would catch on in the USA, but we could make a version in Arabic for sale only in the Middle East. Should be great for laughs, and profitable. Just to keep it interesting, 1% of the cards would have REAL anthrax powder, so you'd have to wait a week or two to know if you're gonna survive.

More entertaining than a surprise party, I'd say.

Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: TSA worker plants white powder baggie on traveller as a joke

Why Brother Fred, I hadn't realized that you was a Ted Nugent fan too. Here in Texas, he's real big. One of my heroes.



Aside from his politics, one of the things I admire about him most is the way he treats women.



I bet he gets to sing the national anthem in 2012 during Sarah Palin's inauguration.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: TSA worker plants white powder baggie on traveller as a joke

but we could make a version in Arabic for sale only in the Middle East. Should be great for laughs, and profitable. Just to keep it interesting, 1% of the cards would have REAL anthrax powder, so you'd have to wait a week or two to know if you're gonna survive.

Your brilliant plans always amaze me Brother Fred. Thanks again for the enhanced bear-traps by the way. But should the Middle East version not have 100% anthrax instead of 1%?

Perhaps you could also make a version for liberal politicians. It should be filled with cocaine and with a GPS system which automatically reports the criminal for drug possession. That way the politician either dies of an overdose or goes to prison. A clear case of win win if you ask me.

[TC Patriot]

Re: TSA worker plants white powder baggie on traveller as a joke

Actually, I've been discussing this with my marketing people, and they're thinking that this could be a great gag gift for people's birthdays. You know those birthday candles that you can't blow out, right? And there are already cards that play a tune when you open them? So...

How about a card that has an exploding baggie with white powder inside? Sends the powder right into your face, while the card plays a tune with lyrics something like "you're a fag, you got anthrax, now you're dead..." Something like that - I was never much of a song writer, but we could hire a patriotic musician, someone like Ted Nugent.


Ted Nugent, patriotic rocker

Not sure if these cards would catch on in the USA, but we could make a version in Arabic for sale only in the Middle East. Should be great for laughs, and profitable. Just to keep it interesting, 1% of the cards would have REAL anthrax powder, so you'd have to wait a week or two to know if you're gonna survive.

More entertaining than a surprise party, I'd say.

Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred

It's this sort of enterprising spirit that makes America great! How about exploding tampons for harlots?

[Free Market Fred]

Re: TSA worker plants white powder baggie on traveller as a joke

Thanks again for the enhanced bear-traps by the way.

You're welcome. Of course, they're made-in-China at the same factory that produces our land mines. I especially like the way these traps blow off the bears' legs without killing them - that way, the bear can't run away, but the meat won't spoil like it would if the thing died. Of course, it really pissed off PETA, but who cares - I just love it when they protest in the nude.

It's this sort of enterprising spirit that makes America great! How about exploding tampons for harlots?

We considered exploding ones, but decided that it was bad for future business. Instead, we just added our secret chemical that causes toxic shock syndrome. Plus that increases our HMO business - we still refuse to pay for treatment because tampon use is a "pre-existing condition."

Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred

[TC Patriot]

Re: TSA worker plants white powder baggie on traveller as a joke

You're welcome. Of course, they're made-in-China at the same factory that produces our land mines. I especially like the way these traps blow off the bears' legs without killing them - that way, the bear can't run away, but the meat won't spoil like it would if the thing died. Of course, it really pissed off PETA, but who cares - I just love it when they protest in the nude.





We considered exploding ones, but decided that it was bad for future business. Instead, we just added our secret chemical that causes toxic shock syndrome. Plus that increases our HMO business - we still refuse to pay for treatment because tampon use is a "pre-existing condition."

Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred

The magic of the free market....