[Talitha]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

What's a trollope? Is that a cross between a troll and an antelope?

And would you stop it? You eat squirrels too? Does the monstrosity of the landover diet never end? Next thing you'll be telling me you eat endangered species like pandas that you kidnap from the zoo!

Panda's.............Ah YES!!
A bit like Golden Eagle but a different colour meat!

YUMMY

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

I meant the MAKEUP of its body. The way EVOLUTION has designed it. I used that for lack of a better word. I do not believe in the intelligent design theory, sorry.

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

As a senior pastor here, I would be thrilled to perform an en más baptism (en más meaning all at once, NOT anything to do with Cathylicking). But I feel our Lord Jesus Christ would be disappointed if the requester (Crazy Cat Lady) didn't take the baptism seriously. Perhaps the best way to show Jesus your commitment would be by paying a reasonable baptismal fee of say, $300 per cat. How does that sound???

PS I'm pretty sure our Lord Jesus Christ won't let those long tailed rats into Heaven, but it doesn't hurt to ask

PS PS Long haired cats must wear a swim cap in the baptismal pool!

Why thankyou, Glendora, for being such a sweet lady and caring about saving my precious kitties.
Money is not a problem, I was left quite a bit by my dear deceased parents.
Would this baptism leave them ok? They wouldn't be harmed?
I really don't want to eat my precious kitties, so sorry to all the other lovely posters here, but I'd rather keep them alive.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Why thankyou, Glendora, for being such a sweet lady and caring about saving my precious kitties.
Money is not a problem, I was left quite a bit by my dear deceased parents.
Would this baptism leave them ok? They wouldn't be harmed?
I really don't want to eat my precious kitties, so sorry to all the other lovely posters here, but I'd rather keep them alive.

Of couse they would be OK. Once submerged in our unique and secret blend of special waters, those kitties would experience a radical shift in spirituality known only by Jesus' chosen few at LBC. As far as the eating part, I sure hope you aren't Chineeese. I have wondered about that Orange Chicken at Mr. Wong's . . . I don't recall pieces of meat quite like those at Mr. Wongs . . . at least not on a chicken.

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

No, I'm not Chinese, but I've heard they eat kitties

I'm glad to hear that you can help my precious kitties, I'll be most happy to take you up on your offer and arrange a kitty tithe (r).

Bless you, Glendora, Amen!!

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

We get wool from sheep and cashmere from goats. Are you opposed to eating lamb, mutton, and goat?

It's sad that human society traps and kills these animals for meat, but it is done. Now cashmere is comfy, I don't have anything cashmere clothes but since they don't kill the sheep it is ok to wear. But it is stupid and wrong to go out into the forest and shoot innocent creatures and only use thier fur, or only use thier meat.

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Well Miss Ixi, I like that you don't like hurting animals. Are you saved (r)? You seem like a sweet girl. Do you have any kitties? You should have kitties. Maybe when some of my kitties have their own kitties I could send you a kitty.

Unless you're a heathen, in which case you'd turn it into a demon-kitty.

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

I have a few cats, great animals, all of them. Now define "saved".

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

It's sad that human society traps and kills these animals for meat, but it is done. Now cashmere is comfy, I don't have anything cashmere clothes but since they don't kill the sheep it is ok to wear. But it is stupid and wrong to go out into the forest and shoot innocent creatures and only use thier fur, or only use thier meat.

I agree. If you are going to kill something, use the fur AND the meat. I don't like harp seal meat, so I give it to the rats. When they get fat we feed 'em to the cats. Then we skin the cats and feed the meat to the harp seals. It's good for the environment, everyone makes a buck and the ladies love sealskin fur coats...and wolf fur coats.

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Are you a True Christian™, dear? Or are you an unsaved heathen who would make those kitties into demon familiars?

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

And I was, of course, addressing Ixi about being a heathen and not yourself, Pastor sir. I know you are MOST Godly.
I cannot seem to edit my posts, however, or I would change it so that it is obviously I was talking to Ixi.

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

I'm not a Christain, I am a Pagan. My cats are happy with me.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

When I make rotisserie Spotted Owl I never save the feathers. They make such a mess!

Perhaps I should send them to you Crazy Cat Lady and you can make kitty toys with them.

Helpful, Sister Thumper

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

love sealskin fur coats...and wolf fur coats.

Now thats a toe out of line. Wolves are fierce, beautiful, defenders and guardians of the forest, powerful, loving...its disgusting to see thier fur on some idiot when it looks much more beautiful on the wolf himself. Sickos.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Now thats a toe out of line. Wolves are fierce, beautiful, defenders and guardians of the forest, powerful, loving...its disgusting to see thier fur on some idiot when it looks much more beautiful on the wolf himself. Sickos.

You ought to see my parka! Beautiful, white wolf. And a couple of pups to make the matching mittens.