[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Pastor Pistle, Ixi's words are quite alarming. My kitty tithe would total $69000. For this amount can you assure me that my kitties will stay alive and not become your winter outfit?

Don't be silly. I wouldn't be caught dead in a skinned cat. No worries, your lively kittens will be fine.

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Don't be silly. I wouldn't be caught dead in a skinned cat. No worries, your lively kittens will be fine.

Yeah right. You have a WOLF parka!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Yeah right. You have a WOLF parka!

Wolves and cats are completely different. Wolves are dangerous predators which roam the wild forests of North America and Siberia eating children.

[Ixi]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

You're listening to too many fairy tales, like Little Red Riding Hood...and the bible.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Sheesh, this just goes to show the unfairness of the world. So many people who would love that kind of money and this cat lady spends more than a year's salary (for me at least) on 'baptizing' cats!!! If I adopt some of your kitties, Cat Lady, could you send some of that cash this way?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

May I.. adopt.. a few of your cats too?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

May I.. adopt.. a few of your cats too?

Don't listen to him CCL, he just wants to eat them! He'll take them to the Landover Chinese takeout place (Wu Lin's) where the chef will make it into the dish they call 'little tiger!'

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Don't listen to him CCL, he just wants to eat them! He'll take them to the Landover Chinese takeout place (Wu Lin's) where the chef will make it into the dish they call 'little tiger!'

Shut up. Everyone knows that Ching Lee's cousin's chop sui joint is called the Peking Moon and they don't serve 'little tiger'. They serve Chairman Mao's Szechwan fried chicken, Ho Chi Minh duck and Moo Goo Gai Meow. Trust me, I would NEVER eat in that place.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Wolves and cats are completely different. Wolves are dangerous predators which roam the wild forests of North America and Siberia eating children.

What about big cats? I've got some lepord skin coats and one bengal tiger coat too. I made them myself after a trip hunting in Africa I won back in my drinking and gambling days.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

What about big cats? I've got some lepord skin coats and one bengal tiger coat too. I made them myself after a trip hunting in Africa I won back in my drinking and gambling days.

Too gaudy. I prefer simple wolfskin for parkas and mitts, harp seal for book covers and jacket linings, ostrich or crocodile for boots and rabbit for bath mats. Beaver pelts are good for hats. I know a fellow who has a coonskin hat and another with a skunk hat.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

You're all barbarians.
No, sorry, you're xtians. Far worse than barbarians.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

Too gaudy. I prefer simple wolfskin for parkas and mitts, harp seal for book covers and jacket linings, ostrich or crocodile for boots and rabbit for bath mats. Beaver pelts are good for hats. I know a fellow who has a coonskin hat and another with a skunk hat.

True Pastor, they are too, gaudy to wear, but what about Siberian tiger skins as rugs? Are they suitable for True Christian™ decors? They are the largest of all living cats now the Barbary Lion is extinct, and will soon be extinct themselves, so a few skins would be quite a novelty. A few of the boys on our Landover Outpost here in the South Otago Highland region are interested in an exotic hunting trip. It bothers me a little that their main experence is with deer and boar using 30-06s. Is that rifle really adequate for tigers, or should they look to a larger caliber?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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You're all barbarians.
No, sorry, you're xtians. Far worse than barbarians.

I suppose you would rather burn a lot of non-renewable energy to make synthetic material, have it sewn into to clothing by slave laborers, shipped all over the world by huge ships which turn the atmosphere into a greenhouse, wear it once or twice until it falls apart and then toss it into a dump where it will take 5,000 years to decompose, all the while leaching toxic waste into the ecosystem and water supply?

Sure you would! But lemme tell you that taking a nice non-polluting sailboat up the coast, clubbing a few hundred baby harp seals to death and leaving the meat for the polar bears and other endangered species....like condors....is not a BAD idea! Hey, we don't even shoot them because the condors would ingest too much lead and the parent seals would be traumatized by the noise.

What you OUGHT to do is recommend us for the Nobel prize in Ecological science for our work to save the earth.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello and help me save the kitties!!

I suppose you would rather burn a lot of non-renewable energy to make synthetic material, have it made into to clothing by slave laborers, shipped all over the world by huge ships which turn the atmosphere into a greenhouse, wear it once or twice until it falls apart and then toss it into a dump where it will take 5,000 years to decompose, all the while leaching toxic waste into the ecosystem and water supply?

Sure you would! But lemme tell you that taking a nice non-polluting sailboat up the coast, clubbing a few hundred baby harp seals to death and leaving the meat for the polar bears and other endangered species....like condors....is not a BAD idea! Hey, we don't even shoot them because the condors would ingest too much lead and the parent seals would be traumatized by the noise.

What you OUGHT to do is recommend us for the Nobel prize in Ecological science for our work to save the earth.

The only thing more horrible than the point you just made is the fact that it's actually a valid point. (About the pollution and energy, not about how animals should be brutally killed)
Dammit, why aren't you intellectually impaired like a normal fundie xtian??

[Brother Temperance]

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Wolves are fierce, beautiful, defenders and guardians of the forest, powerful, loving...its disgusting to see thier fur on some idiot when it looks much more beautiful on the wolf himself. Sickos.

Hahaha, this is brilliant. Hey, Icky, why don't you try going into the forest to stroke some of those beautiful loving animals yourself? You might want to write out a will leaving all your worldly goods to Landover Baptist Church beforehand, just to be on the safe side.