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  • #31
    Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

    Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
    Hello Ms. Jenny Sue. As Brother Temperance said, right now full membership in the Junior Anti-Sex League is restricted to True Christians(tm) and promising forum members. Additionally, the privilege of being sent the official red sash is restricted to True Christians(tm). However, don't let that stop you from spreading our message of chastity and purity! As leader of the Junior Anti-Sex League, I hereby allow you to consider yourself as a probationary member until we know a little more about you. Please remember that your probationary membership may be revoked if you act in a manner that is unbecoming of the League (not that I think it will be a problem! ).

    Glad to have you aboard, Jenny!
    Thank you so very much Sister Lycia! Oh believe me that will never happen! My Father has raised me better then that.

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    • #32
      Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

      Signed myself up! I'm no Bristol Palin, abstinence works for me!

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      • #33
        Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

        Sister Lycia, I am proud to say that O joined your group. I think it's important to spread the word of our Lord and Savior to the younger generation. Sometimes it may be necessary to pound it into them, but in the end, they'll thank True Christians for helping spread the Word of God to their young impressionable minds. I am honestly twitching with anticipation at the thought of soaking them in the Gospel!


        You are indeed an inspiration to all of us and keep up the good work!



        May God bless you!
        [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


        PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

        With their husbands permission of course

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        • #34
          Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

          Originally posted by JennySue View Post
          Thank you so very much Sister Lycia! Oh believe me that will never happen! My Father has raised me better then that.
          Dear JennySue:

          Just speaking theoretically here...I bet there's nothing to stop a Probationary Member from making her OWN red sah and wearing it with PRIDE!

          You Go, Girl (as the kids say today)

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          EDIT: Sister Lycia: I wanted to offer to come to your group some Friday or Saturday night (when you're trying to keep the kids off the streets) and do a craft project, like weaving "Eyes of God™"

          What you do is take popcicle sticks (twigs look too hippie-ish) and wrap yarn around them, moving from the inner section out. It's really fun, and bound to offer hours of good wholesome activity.

          The kids will have a ball!

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          • #35
            Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

            Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
            Just speaking theoretically here...I bet there's nothing to stop a Probationary Member from making her OWN red sah and wearing it with PRIDE!
            Just wanted to clarify here that it is A-OK if you want to do that, Jenny! Feel free to make your own sash and wear it with pride while spreading our message of chastity and purity!

            EDIT: Sister Lycia: I wanted to offer to come to your group some Friday or Saturday night (when you're trying to keep the kids off the streets) and do a craft project, like weaving "Eyes of God™"

            What you do is take popcicle sticks (twigs look too hippie-ish) and wrap yarn around them, moving from the inner section out. It's really fun, and bound to offer hours of good wholesome activity.

            The kids will have a ball!
            Wow Sister, that is exactly the kind of super-cool activity I know our teen members will love! I know all too well the allure that fornication can have on an idle teenage mind, but if we True Christians™ keep coming up with "totally rad" ideas like that to keep our kids occupied, than pre-martial sex doesn't stand a chance!

            P.S. Have you considered joining as one of our "Big Sisters", Cookie? I know you are quite busy organizing many of Freehold's events, but we can always use another True Christian™ lady like yourself to show some of our girls the ropes when it comes to acting like a proper lady. Not to mention I think the official red sash would look lovely with that dress Brother James bought you.
            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

            An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
            Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
            My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
            Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
            An Open Question to All false christians.

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            • #36
              Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

              Sister Lycia, I've been giving this a lot of thought since I posted earlier. I have been told in the past that I am a pretty good public speaker and I would like to offer my oral skills to help spread the word of Christ to these future heathens. I am even available to show them why the need to accept the word of God into themselves in anyway that I can possible help do so. Of course, I would welcome any and all the Godly young ladies of Landover Baptist to help me guide it into them, and even help with my oral explanations. In fact, I encourage them to partake as well!


              Again.....God bless all of you and keep up your fantastic work!
              [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


              PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

              With their husbands permission of course

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              • #37
                Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

                I propose this to you, Mistress Cookie and Lycia. We do this at my school in Textile Class, and all the kids really enjoy it! You get two circles of cardboard, cut another, smaller holw in the middle, wrap some knitting wool, or yarn, around them untill you have it around the whole thing at least 3 times, cut around the edges, and take out the cardboard. It makes a perfect sphere made with as many colours that you can put in there! I think we could have Mistress Cookie's idea on one night, and mine on another? Or alternating weeks?

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                • #38
                  Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

                  You can't go wrong with the 'three Ps': Pasta. Paper plates.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

                    Originally posted by Joshua The Converted View Post
                    Thank you Lycia. What does DoF stand for, and why am I being investigated by them? I suppose it is because I might secretly be a God-Mocking Pastafarian?
                    Joshua, I notice your question went unanswered.

                    The Department of Faith is a joint Landover-US government initiative. All members are thoroughly investigated by the DoF before being permitted entry.

                    And please, don't joke about being a Pastafarian. That's like cracking wise about your new laptop being "the bomb" to a TSA agent. OK?
                    Originally posted by Girl For God View Post
                    I was in Freehold, Iowa last month on business and witnessed a highly respected member of the Landover Church giving money to a local prostitute. I was shocked at what I saw. I think we all deserve an explanation for what took place. I have it recorded on my phone.
                    Mistress Cookie may dress rather flamboyantly at times, but we will all thank you not to refer to her as a "local prostitute". Her body is the temple of Jesus, and only He may enter! She told me so herself, repeatedly!
                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    You can't go wrong with the 'three Ps': Pasta. Paper plates.
                    Careful, Brother. You know what Pasta can lead to, with certain weaker souls about. We don't want to put forth a stumblingblock!

                    Originally posted by Scott1305 View Post
                    Sister Lycia, I am proud to say that O joined your group.
                    Oprah?
                    Obama?
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #40
                      Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

                      My apologies on the typo Reverend. It was noticed by me after I was able to edit it. My incompetence is unforgivable and I will pray for forgiveness and that it never happens again.


                      It should simply read that I too have joined the group.
                      [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


                      PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

                      With their husbands permission of course

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                      • #41
                        Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

                        Originally posted by Scott1305 View Post
                        My apologies on the typo Reverend. It was noticed by me after I was able to edit it. My incompetence is unforgivable and I will pray for forgiveness and that it never happens again.


                        It should simply read that I too have joined the group.
                        What a relief! I was afraid that the liberals were infiltrating!
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #42
                          Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Joshua, I notice your question went unanswered.

                          The Department of Faith is a joint Landover-US government initiative. All members are thoroughly investigated by the DoF before being permitted entry.

                          And please, don't joke about being a Pastafarian. That's like cracking wise about your new laptop being "the bomb" to a TSA agent. OK?
                          Thank you for answering my question, Reverend. And I'm sorry about the Pastafarian comment, it won't happen again.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            What a relief! I was afraid that the liberals were infiltrating!
                            I can guarantee that I am not of the persuasion. In fact, I have now dedicated my life to combating them and consider them sworn enemies of Christ.


                            Especially Barry Maobama.
                            [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


                            PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

                            With their husbands permission of course

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                            • #44
                              Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

                              It's lovely to see the interest in this sex initiative. It's a real slap in the face for Satan as we push back against his so not welcome flood of iniquity. And whether he calls it "Krisna consciousness" or "Zen" or "mothers little helper" we are not deceived: to us his real objective sticks out like a sore thumb and Sister Lycia - under the smiling approval of the Pastoral team - is brimming with fresh stuff to help us cut it off at the root.

                              Thank you, God..
                              and "Ha Ha" Satan!

                              There have been some excellent ideas for non-sex based activities that will be very effective in banishing thoughts of masturbation, harlorty, interspecies erotica, pornography, sexting, drugs, lap dancing, sensual massage, and the grotesque abuse of food from impressionable young minds - and I would like to add one that kept me fascinated, as a child, for hours.



                              I'm sure quite a few of us will remember French knitting. And there are larger sizes available too


                              BUT A WORD OF CAUTION one young strumpet managed to sneak in the international symbol for
                              "I AM A PROSTITUTE AND AM OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOW"
                              even into this innocent French knitting alphabet!


                              Another large sized model, showing how the stitching can be done, to make an actual garment to take home:




                              for example, a lovely hat.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

                                [QUOTE=Mistress Cookie;671809]Dear JennySue:

                                Just speaking theoretically here...I bet there's nothing to stop a Probationary Member from making her OWN red sah and wearing it with PRIDE!

                                You Go, Girl (as the kids say today)

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                                Thats a very good idea Mistress Cookie!! I will make my own sash, and wear it to school tomorrow!

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