[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

That is why we have ex-nigra programs like the one at Landover Baptist Church, brother. We have turned out some fine ex-nigras who have repented of their ancestral sins and embraced Jesus Christ as their Savior!

Michael Jackson was a Jehova's Witness; surely he burns in Hell. Michael Jackson's outward whiteness was no different than an adulterer who hides his adultery from his wife. God still sees the adultery, and He still sees Michael Jackson's blackness every time he rapes a white woman or steals a pie from off a windowsill.

Michael Jackson was trying to turn himself white in a vain attempt to get into Heaven without Jesus' help. Sadly he became a mooselimb shortly before his death – which guaranteed him a place in Hell.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Michael Jackson was trying to turn himself white in a vain attempt to get into Heaven without Jesus' help. [ATTACH]20186[/ATTACH]

A pathetic attempt if you ask me. He could bleach up his face all he liked, didn't he realise his soul was still black??

Which leads to another interesting question - If God turns black people white before they get let into Heaven, do you think the people who goto Hell all get turned black??

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Which leads to another interesting question - If God turns black people white before they get let into Heaven, do you think the people who goto Hell all get turned black??

Indeed! Many passages that speak of God's earthly judgement mention the skin turning black. How much more His eternal judgement!

My skin is black upon me, and my bones are burned with heat. — Job 30:30

Their visage is blacker than a coal; they are not known in the streets: their skin cleaveth to their bones; it is withered, it is become like a stick. — Lam 4:8

Our skin was black like an oven because of the terrible famine. — Lam 5:10

Before their face the people shall be much pained: all faces shall gather blackness. — Joel 2:6

She is empty, and void, and waste: and the heart melteth, and the knees smite together, and much pain is in all loins, and the faces of them all gather blackness. — Nahum 2:10

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[Deaner]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

If God turns black people white before they get let into Heaven, do you think the people who goto Hell all get turned black??

Fire tends to do that to people.

[tom kinight]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Or is God black and did he turn the white people black? Does he also downgrade the size of the black mans dick to that of the white man? These are important questionsYou think the name St. PETER is a coincidence?

[Carl the wop]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Is this a rhetorical question??

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Or is God black and did he turn the white people black? Does he also downgrade the size of the black mans dick to that of the white man? These are important questionsYou think the name St. PETER is a coincidence?

Huh? What? This gibberish is obviously rhetoric in nature and as such I will treat it with the contempt it deserves.

What else could we expect from a sheep worrying mick from Dover.

Proverbs 1:17
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Dear Friend,

Or is God black and did he turn the white people black?

God created the world in seven days.

If he had been black, he would have used that time sitting on his duff, yakking on his Obama phone to his baby mammas, and waiting for a government check to come in the mail so he could buy Mad Dog and scratch-off lottery tickets.

Case closed.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Carl the wop]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

If God was Black, would his favorite country be America, and his native language American? No, it would be Zulububuwanastan and Swahilimumuleke would be the language and he'd have a dinner plate in his lip. Case CLOSED.

[Black Knight]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

We know that Jesus is white.....

If Jesus existed, he was born to a Jewish mother, in the Middle East. He would have been mixed race and look like a short Arab.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

If Jesus existed, he was born to a Jewish mother, in the Middle East. He would have been mixed race and look like a short Arab.

Friend, Jesus is God. He can do anything, including being born to desert dwellers and yet be white, smart, clean, and healthy.

[Carl the wop]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

If Jesus existed, he was born to a Jewish mother, in the Middle East. He would have been mixed race and look like a short Arab.

Were you alive back then? How would you know this? Lots of sand nigras have invaded that area of the world since then. So you tell us not to pay heed to the Word of God, but you embrace the blatant anti-white speculation that Jesus himself was a sand nigra? Hypocritical much?

[Black Knight]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Were you alive back then? How would you know this? Lots of sand nigras have invaded that area of the world since then. So you tell us not to pay heed to the Word of God, but you embrace the blatant anti-white speculation that Jesus himself was a sand nigra? Hypocritical much?

Lets be honest, there is no real proof that Jesus was even real. So to speculate on what he looked like would at best be a bad guess.
My theory, rests on what everyone else would have looked like at the time. Why are there black people in Africa, and Caucasians in Europe? easy, Evolution baby! the Pigment in the skin of a black person is melanin, it blocks UV rays and stops nasty things like cancer.
Europe is a different climate, up north during the winter the sun is only out for a few hours, thus Caucasians didn't need the dark pigment, it was evolved out.
If you look at skin colour vs Latitude, the more south you go to the equator from the north pole, gradually skin colour gets darker.
Now look at a map of where the "holy land" is....damn son...seems to be near to the equator, thus darker skinned.
Simple!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Now look at a map of where the "holy land" is....damn son...seems to be near to the equator, thus darker skinned.
Simple!

Then why don't the savage indians of Brazil look like sand-negroes of Arabia?

[Black Knight]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Then why don't the savage indians of Brazil look like sand-negroes of Arabia?

Evolution! it's what happens when two groups of homo sapiens spend tens of thousands of years unconnected in any way.