In another illustration of the goofiness of Islam, and the absurdity of making up rules based on silly ideas that have no basis in actual fact, A prominent Saudi Arabian cleric issues a fatwa forbidding the building of snowmen. "Fatwa" is Arabic for "Do this and die, motherf*cker," according to one ex-Muslim, Born Again True Christian™ friend I talked to. Snowmen. Proving once again Muslims hate children, childhood, happiness, fun, and logic.
I thank the LORD daily for the freedom and unity we have in ! Only in Him can one find Truth and Freedom* (John 8:32)!
This is what Muslims think evil looks like.
Maybe they're afraid the snowmen will breed and neglect brainwashing their snowchildren into fearing and submitting to their mood god?
Maybe it's because they know Muslim men can't tell the difference between a woman made of snow and a woman made of flesh?
Maybe it's because they know that children play, and play leads to enjoyment and community,
and it's harder to brainwash children to hate their playmates than to teach them to fear children of different ethnic and religious backgrounds?
Whatever the reason is, it's too bad they are dependent upon their leaders to do the thinking for them. It's too bad they do not know the freedom that can be found when the Lord God Almighty Himself does the thinking for us, and we merely need to read, believe, and apply the Words of the Holy Bible to our lives.
I will keep these homosnophobes in my prayers.
* Some restrictions do apply, gays, feminists, liberals, players of legos, eaters of Oreo cookies, listeners of Duran Duran need not pursue such freedom as they are not welcome.
I thank the LORD daily for the freedom and unity we have in ! Only in Him can one find Truth and Freedom* (John 8:32)!
This is what Muslims think evil looks like.
Maybe they're afraid the snowmen will breed and neglect brainwashing their snowchildren into fearing and submitting to their mood god?
Maybe it's because they know Muslim men can't tell the difference between a woman made of snow and a woman made of flesh?
Maybe it's because they know that children play, and play leads to enjoyment and community,
and it's harder to brainwash children to hate their playmates than to teach them to fear children of different ethnic and religious backgrounds?
Whatever the reason is, it's too bad they are dependent upon their leaders to do the thinking for them. It's too bad they do not know the freedom that can be found when the Lord God Almighty Himself does the thinking for us, and we merely need to read, believe, and apply the Words of the Holy Bible to our lives.
I will keep these homosnophobes in my prayers.
* Some restrictions do apply, gays, feminists, liberals, players of legos, eaters of Oreo cookies, listeners of Duran Duran need not pursue such freedom as they are not welcome.
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