[Bobby-Joe]

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Now why should the victim of a shooting be the one to apologize for getting shot?

If a shooter grabs my gun while it is still in my hand, unsets the safety, pressed down on my finger so it pulls the trigger and gets shot, whose fault is that?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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If a shooter grabs my gun while it is still in my hand, unsets the safety, pressed down on my finger so it pulls the trigger and gets shot, whose fault is that?

DeadEye Dick didn't shoot an assailant whith whom he was struggling for possession of a gun. He shot a hunting buddy, and while I understand that hunting accidents happen, he should not have waited to make it known. He owed the man he shot an apology, not the other way around.

[Brother Temperance]

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Now why should the victim of a shooting be the one to apologize for getting shot?

Jews can't do anything right in your Nazi worldview, can they? Even when they apologise you still try and twist it so it looks like they're doing something wrong.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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You know what'd be really poetic justice? If Dick gets mauled by an animal, or "accidentally" shot by a fellow hunter on his next trip. I'd just sit back in my chair and laugh. Oh, and shortly afterwards post here and say "Told ya so".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You know what'd be really poetic justice? If Dick gets mauled by an animal, or "accidentally" shot by a fellow hunter on his next trip. I'd just sit back in my chair and laugh. Oh, and shortly afterwards post here and say "Told ya so".

So you actually wish death on our Godly vice president? So noted.

By the way; The Honourable Dick Cheney is protected by Jesus Himself. You, being a tool of satan, are infinitely more likely to be killed in an unfortunate gun accident. Any day now.

Praise Jesus.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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So you actually wish death on our Godly vice president? So noted.

Just make sure that at least that gets written onto my DOF file without errors this time, alrighty?

[Sister Noddy]

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Originally posted by Jonathan H. Dona

I much prefer a rod made of steel or iron. My favorite was this steel rod, maybe a meter long and 5 inches thick. After using that on my children they'd be sure to never commit such sin again because the power of Jesus had broken all of their fingers. Now their fingers are healed and they're praising the Lord! Praise Jesus and His power to stop sin!

Ooooooh sure, the power of Jesus did it

Originally Posted by The article:

Upstairs his son worried that his friends at school would label his father a loon.

Well, duh!

Originally posted by Bobby-Joe:

You must love Jesus a whole lot to practice with a club like that Sister Talitha.

But of course! ... that must be because the gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister is so talented in all things of Jesus

... hmmm ...

[Brother Temperance]

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You know what'd be really poetic justice? If Dick gets mauled by an animal, or "accidentally" shot by a fellow hunter on his next trip. I'd just sit back in my chair and laugh. Oh, and shortly afterwards post here and say "Told ya so".

You know what would be just poetic? If, when he finishes his term in 2016, Dick Cheney wrote a novel in collaboration with his good buddy Lewis Libby. A combination of Libby's wonderful imagination with Dick Cheney's masterful command of the English language and personal, first-hand experience of dead animals - I get all hot and bothered just thinking about it.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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I get all hot and bothered just thinking about it.

Yeah, so I can imagine...

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Just FYI, speaking of Free Paddles...

I hear there is a man who lives in a trailer down by the river that offers to give young boys free paddles, as in a corrective spanking. While I'm sure most parents in Freehold applaud his enthusiam, I think they should probably keep these matters within the family.

[Talitha]

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Just FYI, speaking of Free Paddles...

I hear there is a man who lives in a trailer down by the river that offers to give young boys free paddles, as in a corrective spanking. While I'm sure most parents in Freehold applaud his enthusiam, I think they should probably keep these matters within the family.

Well now, you're probably right Brother Worthington. Although, from what I hear, they all call him Uncle and he is a very Christian man too. Seen him in Church on many-a-Sunday.
He has a Video lending Library too.

[Rayviathae]

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So you actually wish death on our Godly vice president? So noted.

By the way; The Honourable Dick Cheney is protected by Jesus Himself. You, being a tool of satan, are infinitely more likely to be killed in an unfortunate gun accident. Any day now.

Praise Jesus.

First I agree that it's wrong to wish death on anybody, no matter how bad you think the things they've done are (and everybody has different opinions on people). However, I would like to question you about something. "Dich Cheney is protected by Jesus Himself" and "You...a tool of satan". Is it the practice of the members of this website to make decisions for God? As I doubt you are in direct contact with satan or Jesus, I don't see how you could dare to say that one man is protected by the Christ and another is the tool of satan. I am not meaning to bash on you. I am merely pointing out that I think it's appallingly unChristian and horrifyingly self-absorbed for any person to believe that they know what the Almighty, the Christ, or satan think or believe of any one person. We humans are not allowed to make judgements for ourselves on these subjects. To do so is to assume that we are as intelligent as God Himself. Even with resources such as the Bible to tell us what is right or wrong, we should never make assumptions ourselves as to the salvation of another human being. "Judge not lest ye be judged" and "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" seem to be saying that we should never accuse another of being damned. If they are, then so be it. It's not our business. Let them continue on their path (unless you feel like offering a helping hand and trying to point them in the correct direction) and you continue on your path. To outright say that another is damned, aside from being presumtious, is immensely egotistical. I'm certain that God does not want his people to be egotistical. Aren't there stories against that in the Bible?

[ayerea]

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First of all. I want to remove the children of all of you who beat them and make sure they live in a good loving home. Second of all, im amazed that they havnt run away from you yet. If my parents broke my fingers with a golf club, i would have the cops on them in a matter or seconds. Any parent that dose that to their child need to rot in jail. Hurting an innocent child...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I'm certain that God does not want his people to be egotistical. Aren't there stories against that in the Bible?

If you read it you would know. As it is, you merely presume to know what the Bible says but actually have no clue.

Our requirement as Christians to judge others:

Leviticus 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1 Corinthians 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1 Corinthians 6:2-3 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.

Children in the Bible:

Children who refuse to obey their parents must be executed. If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear. -- Deuteronomy 21:18-21

He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. --Exodus 21:15

He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17

Children who mock their parents will have their eyes plucked out by ravens and eaten by eagles. The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. -- Proverbs 30:17

Like Abraham, parents should be willing to kill their children for God.

And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and ... offer him there for a burnt offering.... And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son. -- Genesis 22:2,10

God killed all the firstborn children in an entire country. The LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon.... And there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead. -- Exodus 12:29-30

Sometimes God kills children for misbehaving.

And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. -- 2 Kings 2:23-24

Someday God will force parents eat their own children.

And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. -- Leviticus 26:16

And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. -- Leviticus 26:29

And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters. -- Deuteronomy 28:53

And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend. -- Jeremiah 19:9

And children out of wedlock are bastards and must be killed.

Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. -- Psalm 137:9

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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First of all. I want to remove the children of all of you who beat them and make sure they live in a good loving home. Second of all, im amazed that they havnt run away from you yet. If my parents broke my fingers with a golf club, i would have the cops on them in a matter or seconds. Any parent that dose that to their child need to rot in jail. Hurting an innocent child...

Wouldn't you take the keys away from a friend who was drunk and about to drive home? The Holy Bible clearly states that beating children is the only Godly way to keep them on the Path to Salvation© and prevent their descent into hellfire.

He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. -- Proverbs 13:24

Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. -- Proverbs 22:15

Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. -- Proverbs 23:13-14