[Markypetal]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Do you think Hell is funny? Do you think having a scaly phallus ripping your insides apart is amusing?

Actually his joke WAS kinda funny, Is there drugs, underage sex and alcohol in Hell ?

if so what does heaven have to offer that compares ?

Marky

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Markypetal sounds a bit homerish to me. Hell is no party. It's only pain, more pain, and extreme pain. Satan is not a cool "dude".
Hell sucks to put it in the language of the youth of today.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

I label most religious folk under the same label i'm afraid. What can i say I refused to attend Religious studies at school in favour of doing a proper subject instead

So is there any hope for me ?

How can I stop myself going to hell ?

Mark

My friend, the wonderful thing about Jesus is that with the Lord there is hope for everybody -- even the most wretched and vile sinners can sometimes achieve Salvation©. Why, we even have examples here at Landover of vile homers who have turned to Jesus and repented of their loathesome ways!
The key is repentance, accepting Jesus as your personal saviour, and tithing to Landover.
For someone as steeped in ignorance and inquity as yourself, it may be a long hard road to full Salvation©, but not impossible.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

The Pope has NOTHING to do with God? So he's not God's main dude on earth then?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pope

He's gonna love you for saying that, chief.

"So he's not God's main dude on earth then?"

Oh dear. According to Cathylicks he is! But the Papists are Mary Worshipping idolaters and heretics!

Don't you know the difference between Cathylickers and good protestant Baptists?

We are Baptists -- True Christians™ -- not cathylickers. Savvy?

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Markypetal sounds a bit homerish to me. Hell is no party. It's only pain, more pain, and extreme pain. Satan is not a cool "dude".
Hell sucks to put it in the language of the youth of today.

What in the name of arse is "homerish"?? I've seen Marky in real life - he looks NOTHING like Homer Simpson!!

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

"So he's not God's main dude on earth then?"

Oh dear. According to Cathylicks he is! But the Papists are Mary Worshipping idolaters and heretics!

Don't you know the difference between Cathylickers and good protestant Baptists?

We are Baptists -- True Christians™ -- not cathylickers. Savvy?

And you also do a mean Captain Jack Sparrow impression - nice

[Enobarbus]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

And you also do a mean Captain Jack Sparrow impression - nice

Who is Captain Jack Sparrow?

http://www.chick.com/reading/comics/0112/albertoindex.asp?wpc=0112/albertoindex.asp&wpp=a

http://www.pacinst.com/antichri.htm

[Enobarbus]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

What in the name of arse is "homerish"?? I've seen Marky in real life - he looks NOTHING like Homer Simpson!!

Homerism -- indulging in the abomination of same-gender sexual relations.

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Who is Captain Jack Sparrow?

http://www.chick.com/reading/comics/0112/albertoindex.asp?wpc=0112/albertoindex.asp&wpp=a

http://www.pacinst.com/antichri.htm

Dude, I guarantee you more people have gone to see Captain Jack Sparrow than have ever wandered onto this squalid little discussion forum...!

Get some education of you own!

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Homerism -- indulging in the abomination of same-gender sexual relations.

Ohhhh, you mean "ass-bandits"?? "Butthole surfers"?? "Pillow-biters"??

Why the hell don't you just say THAT?!

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

I've just thought...

Mark, if Goths are supposed to love everything black (clothes, hair, make-up etc), that means neither of can ever ride a black horse ever again if we're to be saved!!

[Talitha]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

I'm getting bored with these two hatemongers of Jesus™

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

I'm getting bored with these two hatemongers of Jesus™

Hatemongers? Goddammit, have you seen some of the stuff YOU GUYS have written?? What was it now? "Nappy heads", "coons"... etc, etc.

Holy crap, you lot might as well wear swastika armbands and start goose-stepping...!!

[Markypetal]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

I'm getting bored with these two hatemongers of Jesus™

I have nothing against christian / catholic / or any other religion for that matter. I do find some of your posts that are full of racism and hate a little hard to stomach however !

Each is entitled to an opinion, I dont believe in your god.. and surely you should respect my opinion as much as anyone elses. My hate of religion comes from one thing.... Wars.

Religions from the start of time have been the no.1 cause of wars, bloodshed and death. And yet most of these religions preach peace and harmony ? Even on your own site you have member calling for deploying nukes on Iran ? Is it necasery... NO, its not.

The Korea situation can and WILL be dealt with by force, I mean come on we all know the sanctions will not work. And to stop Korea arming other countries or terrorist entities America and her allies, along with the backing of the UN this time WILL go for Military action.

But starting a nuclear war is ridiculous, and as a religion you seem to be calling for it ?


Mark

[Talitha]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

My word, you two do get yourselves into a lather don't you?

So, if you don't believe in Jesus© why are you here?

Do you get a kick out of persecuting people about their beliefs?